As my girlfriend knows, once you allow for one little fart in the relationship, many bigger farts will come. I remember the time/day when I farted infront of her, and she was cool with it. I...As my girlfriend knows, once you allow for one little fart in the relationship, many bigger farts will come. I remember the time/day when I farted infront of her, and she was cool with it. If she knew then what she knows now, she would have put up a fight and tried to make it seem not so acceptable. Now it's just busting ass whenever and where I can, and then laugh about it. I love farting.
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Actually, the deal is they don't fart, and we don't skip.
I vowed long ago I'd never hit my wife -- she had to vow I'd never hear her fart!
Whats a little fart between a man and a woman? Ha ha ha ha ha