Walking face first into a pole might sober him up a little. Or not. It could just be a warm-up for all the other poles he'll be walking into today. I think he should get a running start next...Walking face first into a pole might sober him up a little. Or not. It could just be a warm-up for all the other poles he'll be walking into today. I think he should get a running start next time, but that would probably lead his face to the concrete, which could be even better.
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"I thought it was an asian chick! It was skinny enough!"
It was mad doggin him so he head butted it.
Gee--that wasn't there a moment before.