I Thought My Dick Was Crooked
It's probably from that awkward feeling you get when you sit down on the toilet and your penis touches the water. It makes you cringe and your dick curl up. I'm sure you guys know what I'm t... Show more
It's probably from that awkward feeling you get when you sit down on the toilet and your penis touches the water. It makes you cringe and your dick curl up. I'm sure you guys know what I'm t... Show more
Happyjack..thanks for the dick pic. This confirms it..I'm in love. Take it easy on this vanilla pie daddy.
Looks like an elephants trunk... I hope it doesn't pick up a water melon and shove it up his ass
I'm guessing he won't have a problem if someone tells him "go fuck yourself"