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Glass Of Lemonade And Balls To The Face!
For this girl that was the story of her afternoon. This is some funny shit right here, I don't care who you are. She gets fucking drilled with that giant ball. I am sure that will leave a ma....
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Good Ol' Golden Shower
Nothing beats the classics and this video clearly demonstrates that. Watch as this friend takes a leak on the first one to fall asleep on the camping trip. Next time pack some no-doze and lo....
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How Not To Ride A Snow Mobile
If there ever were a video demonstrating on how not to ride a snow mobile, this would be it. Watch as he comes in to the jump hot and suddenly realizes he is not going to stick the landing. ....
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Adrenaline Junkies : The Human Jump Car Stunt
Yes, there are people all around the world that get off to near death experiences. This one in particular decided to let his friend jump over him with a speeding car. As you can he was nearl....
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Slam Dunk From Hell
Making sure the basketball hoop is firmly in place might be a wise idea next time. Before you go and swing on the rim like a damn monkey. I am sorry but this idiot got everything he deserved....
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Cranes Away!!
The engineer who designed this crane laying outside of his million dollar home right now just laughing it up. "I never said it was stable" is what his answer was when he got the call saying ....
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Shiney Has A Fan!
It seems as if our very own Shineyfeathers has a fan! What better way to show your love than to send in some amazing boobs with their name written on it. Thank you ma'am for the nice tits an....
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New Ash Tray Concept : The Dick Tray
It seems as if someone actually wants to market this new type of ash tray. Titled : the dick tray, it is pretty much self-explanatory. Instead of putting your ashes into a circular tray, you....
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Beautiful Snow Angel
Not once have I ever wanted to be somewhere that had snow on the ground. After seeing this picture of this gorgeous naked girl in the snow, I might have to rethink the whole snow idea. Pleas....
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Natural Disaster Wheel Chair Escort Service
Bound to a wheelchair and victim of a recent natural disaster? Have no worries, The Natural Disaster Escort service is here for all of your disabled needs. Pictured above is a man confined t....
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Eat My Ass!!!
That is what the one dude said to the other at the bus station this morning. The most disgusting, disturbing part of it is that he took him literally and actually began to eat his ass. Every....
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Utterly Ridiculous Beer Utters
Drunks will make a beer dispenser out of just about anything. This one in particular has gotten a set of cow utters and turned them into a beer squeezing machine. I guess if you don't mind y....
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Twofers For Tuesdays: Rally Car Crashes
Today's twofers is all about rally car crashes. As you all know one of our favorite sports on crazyshit.com. Today these cars aren't going into any crowds though. The first car looks like it....
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More Nose Bugs Than You Have Ever Seen
This is one that will make you want to puke. Holy Jebus, how did you get so many bugs up your nose? And how could you live with the feeling of something wiggling around up there. I just imag....
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I Think She Really Likes This Guy
Look how she just gazes deeply into the car, watching him jerk his dick like it owes him money. She only turns away for a instant. Then back to the jerking. I think they may have something. ....
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Psychopathic Sex Doll
Serial Killers also have to find someway to pleasure themselves. Here is a photo of a sex doll found at one of their homes during a raid. While I must admit this sex dolls face is completely....
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Worlds Most Amazing Divorce/Love Letter
This guy takes the prize for the most amazing love letter ever written. Technically it is a "I want you back" letter but whatever. The shit that this guy talks about had me laughing so fucki....
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Where Is My Dinner!?
This girls husband came home only to find out that dinner was not ready yet. You see when she married him, she had to promise one thing and one thing only. He would go to work and make the m....
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Bike Rider Gets Fucking Nailed By Party Car
There you are, just riding your bike, going to work. Miles down the road there is a party car, probably leaving a wedding all fucking wasted. Then the two of you meet, you disapprove whey th....
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Bird Watching Is A Dangerous Hobby
Sometimes to get that view you desire you must go to extreme measures. This guy was out looking for seagulls and decided the best view was from the power pole. What he didn't know was that h....
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The Pimp Slap Of Doom
You have to love two guys that are fucking wasted trading slaps. Maybe the guy on the right should have found a smaller guy to trade slaps with because Hauss here is world champion at pimp s....
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Way To Fuck Up My Picture Dad!
This could not of happened to a better person. Here we have this douche pretending to be one of those stupid ass Guido's from that show Jersey Shore. What he doesn't realize is that his nake....
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Woman Shoppers Going Mad
You women and your sales are fucking crazy. End of story. You don't see women getting this excited if there was a bunch of naked dudes standing around. Another thing, you never see men get t....
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Booze And Airplanes Obviously Don't Mix
You know the upside to this whole ordeal is that he wasn't the actual pilot of the plane. I'd rather have a drunk ass working the tarmac vehicle over trying to fly a big jumbo jet. On the ot....
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Crazy Germans On A Acid Trip Music Video
I have to admit that I have no clue what's going on this video. Well besides the fact that there is a guy in a diaper, gloves, safety vest, and boots dancing around like a freak in the mud. ....
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Boobs? We Nailed Them!
I kinda expected that when they poked those tits with the nails, they would just squirt out milk out all over the place. Then again, like Rick James said to "The Milk's Gone Bad Charlie Murp....
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Double Dose Of Monday User Boobs
Okay so normally we get an email containing a picture of boobs. Today I came in and had this email, containing two photos. I am not 100% positive that these are pics of the same boobs. Howev....
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Newscaster Ignores Fight In The Background
This is one dedicated newscaster, or some really important news, because those two are really throwing down. I am guessing the one guy told the other guy that he fucked his sister. Then the ....
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Circular Saw Cock Ring
Some people want a normal cock ring and some just have to take it that extra step. It looks as if this guy split his dick open with the saw blade then proceeded to stick it through the hole ....
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Third World Street Justice
Some countries don't have joys of cops that punch you in the face. Those countries do have street justice though. You rob someone, that will be some street beating. You rape someone, that wi....
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Grab Ass Monday
A nice handful of ass is such a great way to start the week off. While this might look like an amazing idea, I would probably go and wash my hands. A girl that wears a dress like that out in....
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The Great Red Rock Climbing Crash
There is a saying amongst people that take their cars over extreme terrain, "always go as fast as fucking possible!" Ok, maybe that isn't their saying, but it does to fit this guy's motto. B....
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Naked Home Improvement
It's all fun and games until a chip of that tile slices part of your dick off. Ok, so you like to do shit naked. At least wear a cup when you are using power tools. I honestly hope you eithe....
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Cop Punches Perp A Few Times And Gets 18 Months In Jail
I'm sure we can all feel bad for the cop, he is trying to get a little bit of alone time, and this guy just had to keep tapping on the window, and saying how he has to piss. Well buddy, that....
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Break Time At The Whore House
Even the whores at your local whore house need to take time out for a break. Pictured above is one of the lovely ladies on her 15 minute break. Alongside her of course is her pimp. We would ....
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Tactical Bacon - The Answer To World Peace
I ALSO firmly believe that this amazing can of Tactical Bacon may in fact be the answer to world peace. Everyone should go out and buy a can. This way we can end the war and live in a bacon ....
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Car Surfing
Fires ablaze as this idiot get drug behind a car. I guess in a city where there is no water, car surfing will just have to suffice. The big pile of flames was an added bonus on this attempt.....
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Hockey Puck Mayhem
When Hockey Players have entirely too much free time this is what happens. Watch as they lock this kid in his car and then begin to open fire on him with hockey pucks.....
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Stairway To Hell
Somebody did not like this guy at all. Not only did he hit the stairs out from under him once. He put his car in reverse and hit that shit again! Next time just take the elevator, be lazy an....
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Super Duper Deluxe Car Wash
This car wash offers the super duper deluxe option. Watch as this idiot leaves her car doors open as she power washes her car.....
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Fatty Fest 2010
Fatty Fest has arrived and it is an all new year! This time the fatties are topless and WET! Get your donuts ready, it is gonna be one hell of a party.....
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Attack Of The Killer Penis
Decapitation by penis. I bet Barbie never even saw that shit coming. Be more alert next time Barbie, killer penises are really not that hard to spot.....
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You Took My God Damn Parking Spot
How many times do I have to tell you. Do not fucking park in my spot in the garage. I have finally had it, I hope you enjoy paying for those repairs on your Ferrari. Maybe next time you will....
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Asian Pringles
Not sure if this is photoshopped or real. Part of me prays to god that is isn't real because let's be honest. Shrimp and seaweed pringles? That can not be good at all.....
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Willy Just Wanted To Be Freed
Yes, I am referencing the old ass Free Willy movie. In case you haven't heard of it, it's about a whale named Willy, who some young kid freed into the wild. Anyways, it seems that after all ....
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Backflip School Of Fail
When signing up for this school you must take into condideration that you will learn nothing. The only thing you will get from this school is a possible broken neck and a shit load of humili....
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Crazy Shit Moment Of Clarity
It's the weekend so what I want you to do for me is quite simple. As your watching this video, let your mind rest and just reflect back on the week that you had.....
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Sinking Snow Mobile
I have never been on a snow mobile but I can assure you they are not meant to float. As you see on this video, this asshole tried to go across thin ice. I hope he gets hypothermia and drowns....
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Fishbowl Tatas
Pain is just a game for a lot of people out there in this world. This chick seems to love having her tits pumped inside of little fishbowls. Forgive me if I am wrong but this shit can not fe....
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Biker Chick Beddy-By
In the world of Crotch Rockets, shit can hit the fan in a matter of seconds. As this chick found out, motorcycles are not the safest form of transportation. At least she can say that she wen....
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Saturdays Scenic Ass
What better way to kick off a Saturday than with a nice ass. Not only is this just an ass, it is an ass that is out in the wild.....
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The Budweiser Mobile
This shit right here folks takes some time and a true redneck to pull off. I guarantee if you see the inside of this guys house there will be a room, strictly dedicated to Dale Earnhardt.....
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Week In Crazyshit: New Guy On The Block
Even before Tim got sick with the stomach bug from hell, I had planned on asking Adam if he would help out with the Week In Crazyshit. He gets paid in porn, and he gets well! We had some hot....
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Angelica Heart Endures Some Hot Public Disgrace
[url]See More at Public Disgrace[/url] From Public Disgrace: Everyone's favorite Euro Slut Angelica Heart returns to Public Disgrace. Zenza Raggi and Harmony Rose take her on a tour of the c....
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Bath Time Pierced Nipples Crazyshit Fan Boobies
After Wednesday's Moobs posting, we got some more boobies in. Now our stockpile of boobies is enough to fill next weeks postings. Thank you for sending in these great, and I mean GREAT boobi....
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They Call Her Banana Apple Titties
There is nothing hotter than a woman that has serving trays for titties. You get some fruit, and put it on those big ole pancakes of tits and it's a fucking erotic party time!....
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Here's Some Great Places To Hide Your Drugs
Ok, maybe these aren't the greatest places to hide your drugs, being that they found them there. You have to give it to the drug smugglers though, that's pretty creative. Wouldn't the heat f....
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You Want To Watch Japanese Porn Version Of Curling
I was wondering what curling was all about, I actually looked up rules and shit. Needless to say, it isn't really all that exciting of a spectator sport. I'm sure it's fun as hell to play. T....
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Muay Thai Fight Ends With Nice Kick KO
Just wait a bit, these guys trade a few blows, back and forth. Then bam, kick to the face piece, then head hits the mat. Watch for the slow mo of his hands over his head, he got his clocked ....
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Truck Flips On Car And Car Disappears
Good thing that, that truck has a covered back end. Well I think it is at least. If not, those people are fucked. Then again, the car did pull in front of the truck, right before the truck m....
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Check Out The Rollerskater's Ass
Well, to be honest, it's not that bad of a ass. Too bad the guy couldn't cover it up with some clothes. Maybe g-strings are really comfortable when you are out having a skate. I would be wor....
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Do You Decorate Your Pussy?
Now that some hair is back for the pubic area for the ladies, it's time they get creative with it. You can get jewels and shit to make it all fancy and shiny. Then again 9 out of 10 guys don....
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How About Some Body Painting To Start Friday?
Giggity Giggity! This is a nice way to start out the weekend, some chicks getting naked, and then applying some body paint. I'm glad they did't invite their fat friends. This could have gott....
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Great Close Up Scarification Video
Here's a great up close and personal video of some guy getting some scarification done on his arm. Hot dam is that shit messy as hell. Nothing like sawing off pieces of flesh in the sake of ....
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Granny Goes For Ride In A Rally Car
I have no clue what the hell she is saying, but I'm sure it's something close to "Ohh shit!" She might want to check her Depends after a little spin around the block in that rally car. I'm s....
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She Has A Vagina In Back Of Her Head
[url]See More at Freak Fuckers[/url] Yes, she has a vagina in the back of her head. She's a freak of nature, and that's ok with me. She's about to get fucked in her neck like she's never bee....
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The Problem With Potato Chips Is You Just Can't Eat One
There is no way you could possible just eat one potato chip. No way. I bet if there was a million bucks at the end of that table and you had to pass by all those potato chips, you couldn't r....
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Thursday Threesome Of Ass Pain
These three guys show how easy it is to get into the Thursday Threesome of Ass Pain. All you have to do is pull some stunt and then fail. The only catch is you have to fail hard on your ass.....
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Are My Tits Crooked Prank
Have I ever told you how much I love these pranks? There is nothing better than a woman that is willing to show her tits for a laugh or two. By the way, I'm real gullible, so maybe they shou....
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This Is One Big Catfish!
Looks like everyone is eating fried catfish tonight! Mmm mmm. I wonder if they used the noodling technique to catch that big beast of a catfish? If they did, I bet the guy is still in there.....
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Golfer Attacked By Cactus
He said in the police statement that he was just going in the rough to get his ball, when a cactus came out of know where and attacked him. He tried to run, but fell, that's when the cactus ....
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This Here Is My Jerking Off Arm
You know someone has some serious callouses on his palm too. This is what happens when the wife leaves for a few days and you don't have to go to work. Beat that dick like it owes you money!....
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Here's The Cockpit Of Drone Pilots
No, no one shrunk these people to fit in the drones. From what I understand they are actually located in the US, while flying the drones in Afghanistan. That shit looks bad as hell, but you ....
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Dumbass Of The Day: The Passenger In A Drifting Car
I think he just was going to be sick and wanted to get the fuck out of the car. Little did he know, when you are drifting, you should keep your seat upright and seat belt buckled at all time....
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Reason #23134 Not To Go To Mexico: They Even Kill The Cops
Yup, I am really never going to Mexico now. I mean, I wasn't before after we seen the girls with the chopped up limbs. But when drug dealers are just killing cops, who the fuck is going to p....
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We're Having Pussy Tonight For Dinner
Yup, just about to put the pussy on the spit and let her slow cook. You want all those pussy juices to get in all the meat and really make it nice and tender when you take your first bite in....
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Nice Avatar Tattoo You Loser
I hate to call someone I don't know a loser, but you sir, are a fucking loser. The proof is that what you think is a sweet ass Avatar tattoo on your back. From now on, anytime you take your ....
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Bottom Of The Barrel: CS Fan Boobs...Kinda
Today is a sad day. We are all out of CS Fan boobies. Yes, those are moobs up there. Ladies we really need your help! Send us boobs! Plleasssseeeeee!!! We need boobs! All we have left now is....
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Time To Hit The Gym
Let me rephrase that. When I say "Time to hit the gym", just think of Time is my penis, and gym is...well lots of naked women doing some sort of cardio shit. Ladies, let's get sweaty and tal....
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She's A Shit Eater
Welp, it's be awhile since we had some shit eaters on the site. Today is one of those days. Funny though, she doesn't look Asian. I guess that means she's German. Those guys love the shit. U....
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Watch Me Jump From This Window Onto The Trampoline
You know this is going to end badly, or awesome...depending on how you look at it. And this guy doesn't fail to deliver. Watch Bob jump, watch Bob fly and watch Bob eat shit. You sir get Dum....
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Awesome Sex Sign Language Video
Just forget about the douche talking about whatever the fuck he is talking about, watch the sign language interpreter. I'm guessing she is some sort of freak, hell I almost expected to see s....
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Tell Me She Doesn't Look Like Homer
I don't know what's more sad, that she looks like homer or that you want to hit it. I know you've been drinking, but still. She's a sad frog faced homer. Don't do it, you'll have more respec....
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It's The Dirty Mind Test
You failed. Welcome to the club though. Then again, if I seen a vagina with seeds in it, I'd be a bit worried.....
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He's Coming In Hot, Hit The Deck!
More like, he's coming in cold! Let me jump and flip my way to safety. This cop looks like he's in the Matrix trying to save his ass! It looks like the other cop doesn't fair so well, but is....
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Swinger Falls On His Face
He is one swinging guy! He gives you upfront and personal face time when you want it. Notice how he picks his hands up to get more slide on his face. That is the mark of a true swinger.....
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South American Accident Aftermath
I didn't get much information on this one, except that it is a South American country. And we missed the actual accident. Yet I only see one vehicle. Maybe there was like 3 dudes on that bik....
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Women Aren't Safe From Mexican Gang War
From what the submitter said, these chicks got hacked up because of Mexican drug-gang wars. I just got off the phone with my travel agent, I just canceled that vacation to Mexico. Then again....
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Next Time I Call Shotgun
At least he has a job right? That or he has no car and he asked his neighbors, "Wood you take me to the store on your way to work?" Ha! I busted out the cheesy one liner!....
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Money Talks: Kimbo Slice, Jousting, Dancing Tits, Kitchen Pussy
[url]Money Talks Fucking Rules![/url] How can you beat a video that has Kimbo Slice punching dudes for cash. Some guy ripping off his chest hair. Probably the best pair of dancing tits you w....
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Falcons Gotta Eat Too
A few weeks ago, we seen hunting with a hawk. Today we see, shopping with falcons. Next week, we will have humping with falcons. It should be interesting when that falcon sees your wang. It ....
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Honey, Have You Seen My Car Keys?
If you live in a loveless relationship, this may be the only way you can get your wife to look at your wang. Hell, if she touches it, it might be your lucky day. Just hope she doesn't rip yo....
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Twofers For Tuesdays: Fire In Da Hole!
Today is Tuesday and you know what that means! Twofers!!! Today we have a couple videos that involve some sort of explosion and idiots. That is a very dangerous combination by the way! I'm n....
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Hill + Ice + SUV = Smash!
It has been awhile since we had a ice covered crash on crazyshit. I'm glad I can fill the void where that hole has been. There is nothing better than watching a out of control car go sliding....
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Cop Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine
See those red lines painted on the street there officer? Yup, those mean do not park there. Even you. We can take check, cash or credit cars if you want these boots removed. How about you th....
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Who Loves Bread?
They love bread! Fucking Sarah Lee Whole Wheat Honey Bread too bitches! That's how gangsta fat chicks get down! Good to see they are eating the healthy stuff too. God forbid they eat some wh....
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Bus Rider Gets Nailed After Walking Into Speeding Car
As we all know, buses are all evil right? Here just more proof, this bus tricks the person into thinking that the street is safe, then bam! Speeding car to the forehead. Just like buses like....
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Super Duper Cyst Of The Popper
I love how the doctor just pokes that mother fucker and lets it leak out. That cyst is like a geyser of blood and puss too. Maybe not the exploding kind, because that would have been super a....
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Absolutely No Blow Jobs
Talk about the most un-fun place in the world. You can't take pictures, wear rollerblades, smoke, fix your hair, and blow jobs. Wait a minute. I think this is for gay dudes. Look at the stic....
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Watch Me Jump Through This Door...Err Fail
Hey guys, watch me, watch me! I'm going to jump through this door. One, two, three!!!! Fail. Maybe you need a bigger door to jump thought. There's a thought, or maybe you could practice jump....
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A Fan Of Crazyshit Is Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse
This here is a dedicated fan of guns, knives and crazyshit. Is there anything better? Fuck no! Get your guns ready for the next Zombie Apocalypse, because those zombies aren't going to kill ....
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Perky Tits And Tight Stomach CS Fan Boobies
Today we have some awesome Crazyshit fan boobs! Thank you Ma'am. Looks like you know how to take care of yourself too, that will get you a 8/10. Points deducted for picture quality. Sorry.......
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Bat Shit Crazy Japanese Wrestling
I thought florescent light bulbs are bad for you when they break? Something about mercury or some shit, not like these guys care, they are here to put on a fucking SHOW! That is exactly what....
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Magic Tape Making Saggy Boobies Perky
This is just total and utterly bullshit right here. Check this out, you meet a chick, she's got great tits. You take her home, and get ready for the horizontal limbo. She untapes her tits an....
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Have You Meet The Pakistani Evil Knievel
They don't have shit to jump over there like the real Evil Knievel, so they have to get creative on their bikes. This guy thinks seats are lame and would rather get a real good feel for the ....
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Flying With Spears
No, not Britney Spears, I mean real spears. Besides this way is far less painful. For some reason Doc, after the awesome parade we had, I have this real serious pain in my chest, it won't go....
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Monday's Babe Of The Day
Today's Babe of the day is just fitting for a Monday. It always starts out looking good, then gets real shitty really fast. In this case, real shitty is a big pair of balls. Ugh, who doesn't....
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Even More Topless Sledding
Last week we had some hot topless sledding. Today, well, not so much. More like Not Hot Topless sledding. Well, you can always look at the real hot topless sledding, and more hot topless sle....
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That's Some Strong Shit!
Don't feel too bad for that little mouse. I know some of you are going to get you panties all in a bunch because a mouse got caught in a mouse trap. Well just keep watching. It gets better.....
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Cop Fucking Hates Computers
Ahh that's much better. Fucking computers all in my way, let me just fucking smash this thing. I feel more at home with a type writer than that fucking puter. I hate those fucking things. Ex....
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Fashion Model Magic. How To Disappear
I bet you didn't know that most fashion models are magicians. Well they are. One second she's there, the next, poof! She's gone. Bonus for how her skinny leg just gave out as she stepped in ....
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Family Photo Bombing: Broke Camel Back
Two camels fucking may be one of the best photo bombings of all times. For an extra bonus if there were two gay camels. Put that in your scrap book under, Zoo 2010!....
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This Might Be The World's Most Uncomfortable Couch
This will cure any couch potato alements you might have. I'm sure as shit you won't want to watch the game and have a beer on that thing. For one it might poke a hole in your beer and that i....
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