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Here‘s Your Wednesday Hottie! [url]Twistys Has The Hottest Chicks![/url] Yes sir, if you want fucking hot ass chicks, you have come to the right place. Twistys has the hottest of the hot chicks! I hope you like the close.... |
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Moobs Or Boobs? User Boob Status Level : CRITICAL! Moobs? Boobs? Moobs? Boobs? You are all getting this confusing ass boob picture for your Hump Day. Why you might ask? We are all out of User Boobs sent in by our lovely female audience. LADI.... |
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Ever See Pigs Fly? Who the fuck ever thought about giving police whistles to stop speeding cars is a idiot. You know who else is a idiot, that cop for going down there on a scooter to try and stop traffic. You.... |
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Going Down! We tend to make a habit of just taking shit for granted on a daily basis. I sure know I am not one to look before I just hop on an elevator. As of right now, every time I go to step on an el.... |
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Gigantic Jugs This girls tits are ENORMOUS. Wow, if you really need help, it would be my pleasure to cover those bad boys up with my face. Motorboat anyone?.... |
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Little Bit Of Skateboard FAIL Turns Into Mind Blowing Experience Keep in mind, if he did land it, he might have been a hood ornament on the front of that van. Instead he bailed and got his nugget ran the fuck over. Good thing he's hard headed, or it would.... |
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Bullets To The Face This robber never even made it into the bank he was attempting to rob. It seems as if somebody saw him toting around a machine gun and ski mask, through his driver side window and decided to.... |
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Pac Man 2009 You have got to be a die hard Pac Man fan to even consider getting a tattoo like this. I mean I am sure all the nerds out there will love this, for the rest of the "normal" world, it is pret.... |
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We Got A Smoker! We Got A Smoker The email we got on this one did nothing to help out what the hell was going on. I'm going to go with the dude was lighting up a crack pipe while wearing a gasoline business suit. He caused .... |
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New And Improved : Plastic Pussy Pal Too lame to get a decent, clean girl and don't want to play Russian roulette with a hooker who just might have A.I.D.S? Well we have the perfect product for you, introducing the brand new Pl.... |
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Hello Kind Sir, Can You Take Your SUV And Stick It In My Face? I usually like to start out the day with a nice cold glass of water and then a nice huge shit. Not Bob the biker. He likes to start out his days way different. He likes a good strong slap of.... |
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Game Master Larry Online he is known has FaCeRaPeR69, but as you can see in real life, he is quite the opposite of the hardcore persona he plays in some virtual game. Is that fucking rainbows and shit on the .... |
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Let Me Introduce You To The Toughest Man On The Internet Ladies and gentleman, this is probably the toughest man on the internet. From the fact that he doesn't have time for this and he's all about making money. He also has Patron for blood. That'.... |
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THE CRAZYSHIT HOTLINE Call in 888-868-4690 to leave your comments for crazyshit.com! Let us know if we are doing a good job, bad job or you are wasted. If you think it's interesting, call in and tell us. It proba.... |
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The Daily Shit: Death Of The Voice, Please God Punish Reporters, And Cutting Your Arm Off At Dennys If there is a god and he is probably hanging out with Don Lafontaine making funny movie intros that you will see shortly after you die and have to sit in that little amusement park ride befo.... |
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She's Deaf, And Has A Nasty Ass! Yes she's a deaf mute porn star. Those are some serious brown note screams she has, I think I just dropped a deuce in my pants. But yet I have a bit of a chubby....... |
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You Gotta Start DUI Training Early If you get kids drinking early you don‘t have to worry about them getting arrested because they will have so much experience drinking that it wont impair their ability to operate a motor veh.... |
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User Requested Black Ass Someone was complaining that we don‘t show enough big black assed sisters porno. So I looked for all the sister on sister videos on the internet and about halfway to feeling like the keyboa.... |
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The Monkey Bars Aww look at the cute little thing with no pants on sitting in a cage about a thousand times smaller than the place he would be found in an natural environment. Lucky dog... Monkey..... |
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Motherfucking Flying Tanks This whole time we have been wasting money on bullshit missiles when all we really need is flying tanks. That's right flying tanks. Don't think it will work? Well just wait.... |
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Meat Suit Man If you ever stitch together pieces of raw meat in an attempt to make it a wearable piece of clothing you better be prepared to be called the meat suit guy by any and everyone who knows you.&.... |
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The Price Of Hitting Women In India Seems like the universal response to hitting women in India is about the same as it is in my country. That usually consists of a swift beating by any man who was in eyesight of the alleged .... |
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Potato Fireball Cannon Why are there always European dudes inventing the coolest shit you can find. This is perfect proof that we need to sell fireballs and ready made potato cannons in the United States to .... |
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Cop Busts Unsuspecting Guy Teeth If there is better way to stop a fight than slamming one of the guys faces on the ground please let everyone know. Until then police are gonna be kicking ass and knocking the smaller g.... |
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Playing Chicken With A Train This shit has to go down as one of the stupidest things you will ever see a human being commit. About the time you find out that the human eye can't judge the speed of a thing the size.... |
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When A Tree Falls On A Man, Does It Hurt? Being a logger is a great profession to go out into the woods with some less than intelligent individuals and wind up cutting down huge pieces of wood that have a good chance of crushing you.... |
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Here Stick Your Arm In This Nothing like shoving your hand up a simulated cow rectum to give you that authentic farm feeling. Now after you have finished foreplay it's time to show you how to mount the cow withou.... |
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Scratched A Little Paint Off The Bumper Other than that it seems like this car is good to go. Only problem is it ways two tons and has another car holding it up. We should back the other car up really fast and let the .... |
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She's Got Issues Once a moth it seems like we get into fights and generally don't get along. She keeps asking me if I think she is pretty and it's driving me nuts. Oh yah and she has a bunch of c.... |
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What Are Your Measurements? The wig fits great but it seems like there was a mixup at the factory for that shirt. Either way it's going to take quite a bit of alcohol to get that beer belly out of your mind long .... |
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The Australian Blowfish This is a rare amphibious creature that roams the forests of Aboriginal Australia. He isn't poisonous like the seafaring cousin but will spit white goo all over you if you get the fish.... |
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Stone Cold If your going to hurl yourself hundreds of feet into the air you better have a good plan for what you are gonna do to get down after the jump. Otherwise you end up eating major shit li.... |
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The Lucky Ones Most rally car videos show spectators getting creamed by cars flying by at high speeds. This is a little compilation that shows probably the luckiest dudes ever to watch a rally car ra.... |
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A Skull Crackingly Good Time This kid has to have a pretty thick head to just walk away from a spill like this. I can only assume there isn't much of a brain inside of so that would explain why he made no expressi.... |
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What's For Dinner? looks like rump to me..... |
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Can You Fit In There? Fuckers so fat he can't walk, now that's a problem..... |
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2 On 1 Reminds me of a bad porn movie I once saw..... |
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Nasty Wreck I wonder what happened to the driver..... |
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Did He Say 9 Million? Holy fucking shit, who the hell pays that for a car? Hope he got his moneys worth..... |
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The Bigger They Are That guy was a big pussy, nothing more nothing less. You saw the way he just kept creeping away at the end. Fucking pussy..... |
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Extreme Bowling Now this should be a sport of some sort. They can call it Team Bowling, and the team takes turns being the ball..... |
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The Barbarian Raver It's a silly little clip of Conan as a raver. Arnold looks pretty funny..... |
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One Fucking Close Call Jesus, I don't think my pants would ever come clean after that. That's some Lucky fucking shit there..... |
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Who Wants Some Head? No, this is not New Orleans. So don't even go there. New Orleans is much, much worse! Who is the wise guy that put the cigarette in his mouth?.... |
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Runner Up For Creative Tattoo Of 2005 So it's tattoo day on crazyshit.com. Or so at least it seems. I guess it didn't occur to me when I was getting everything ready to be put up, until now, and you know how lazy I am. So fuck i.... |
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I Love Tacos Gawd I love tacos, and when I mean tacos not only do I love tacos, but I love pussy too! And incase it's hard to read: If god hadn't meant pussy to be eaten. He wouldn't have made it look li.... |
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Tazering Strikes Again All I Got To Say Is Arrrgggghhh!!!She got her ass tore up. Maybe next time she will listen to the po-po, instead of "Don't Touch Me". Zaaaaaaapp!.... |
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Moose Beat Down I looks like this moose is one pissed off muther fucker. He trampled that dude like 5 times, and comes back for more. Moose 1. White Dude 0..... |
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Office Furniture Can Be Fun Ohh man, she really likes her job. And I like her, liking her job. She could bounce around like that on me for a while. Also, did you hear the suction sound as she got up?.... |
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Hurricane Katrina's First Victim: This Guys Job Damm it man! I love it! That dude told her to shut the fuck up! Now that's the kind of news I want to see more often. Does anyone know whether he got fired or not?.... |
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What A Way To Wake Up I'm telling you, I can't get enough of people waking up other people like this. It's kinda like an addiction, when you scare the shit out of someone when you wake them up..... |
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Rock N Roll Will Never Die! I don't know which one is worse? The little guy or the douche bag in the spandex..... |
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Damm Drunk Drivers Just what in the hell had this person been drinking?!.... |
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The Butt Brothers Makes you wonder just exactly what the menu consists of...... |
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Hang'n With The Fellas Just another simple interpretation of hangin with the fellas..... |
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Porn With Balloons The hidden agenda of those lovely circus clowns your order for your children's birthday party..... |
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Arnold's Other Political Past Viva La Arnold!.... |
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Cigarettes , Paint, And A Naked Ass. And you have to wonder is alcohol was involved too?.... |
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And You Thought Your Last Name Was Bad I can just imagine the jokes she must hear about he name..... KEYWORDS: anus
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I'm Sure They Have No Police Brutality Complaints .... |
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