Sometimes you don't want a chunky three day old turd.  You want a smooth creamy instant shit that can only be captured by a nice anal douche, brownie mix, and a healthy serving of peanu....

Most people think it takes a lot of expensive lights and cameras to make a good porn but really all that it involves is switching it to the proper FUCK icon and snap away at those dirty lesb....

These dudes in the foreign countries have no fear of sticking random metal objects through their body but when the tetanus fairy comes a knocking they will find out what it really means to b....

You don't have a fucking choice.  Anyways why the hell do you wanna hang around after you are dead anyways.  People just pretend to be sad and then wait a year to start talking shi....

Once I hit 50 I am gonna cut holes in my shorts and let my balls hang out.  Then find a country where it is completely legal to walk around like this.  I wanna have those things ar....

We can all rest assure that this guy is the most bad ass mine sweeper character ever.  He managed to walk out into the middle of a minefield without blowing himself up.  If you ask....

There are two things that look good using a fish eye lens camera.  Chicks with big tits and asses and skateboarders smashing their face on the ground.  Must be something to do with....

In most countries if a woman tried to pull some shit like this it would be grounds for being beat about the neck and face area and thrown around like some kind of scene from a spy movie minu....

You can tell this kid had absolutely no chance of making this jump just by at the crates.  That track suit doesn't have special powers so just stop being and asshole and save your paren....

Seems like there is an epidemic of crazy going around because all these asian ladies keep screaming and kicking on the floor like they had just been born or something.  I blame it on th....

There must be something in the air because people are passing out all over the place. Maybe it‘s got something to do with all the Absinthe that is going around. Either way you might wanna ....

Visit the place where people haven't realized that putting on blackface is about as flattering as burning a cross in your front yard.  That's what makes Japan so special.  It's not....

Sometimes people don't realize they are caught in compromising situations when the cameras are flashing.  That's why it helps to be mindful of kissing any object that is shape like a wa....

Nothing spells akward like chaining up a fat girl and rubbing her down with brownie mix.  There isn't any amount of money that will wipe this image from your friends and families mind o....

It's always nice to have company when you are figuring out the next place blow the crap out of with your artillery.  A lot of people say Asians like to eat dogs but the dog in this pict....

Pray to god you don‘t ever have to go through anything like this. The only thing more painful than putting the pins into the arm would be taking them out. In the meantime they make a great....

Ok here is how this porn update works. There is a couple, there is a porn company. Porn company wants couple to have wife have sex with some dude in exchange for money. Of course the couple ....

I guess it goes without saying that this is fucking gross and that lady looks like something out of a horror movie. It‘s like they took a mans body and attached huge awkward looking breasts....

Once you are very familiar with how to handle horses you start to become relaxed around them. That‘s about the same time that people are gonna get kicked in the face. Just make sure that c....

These kids have no excuse for being bored and doing dumb shit like this.  With all the great electronics out there it's hard to believe that someone would nail a hole through their hand....

Not to spoil a great idea but you are only gonna get past the first ten or fifteen people before you start to lose traction.  Helps if you put some chains on the tire because it's gonna....

Everytime I see a video of some guy getting a concussion doing stupid parkour tricks it reinforces my notion that the sport should be renamed ‘‘Idiots who are about to smash their heads on t....

For the longest time I thought girls didn't fart. They are so secretive about it. Guys will call you over just so you can catch a smell of their gaseous attacks.....

This a nice compilation of atomic explosions. I some of these are pretty impressive. A whole lot better than the older footage.....

Yeah, dude thought he was going to land that jump...he was wrong. What's worse it looks like that ATV actually landed on him, but it's hard to tell.....

This kid body slams the other kid so hard. I think that knocked the wind out of him, cause he wasn't moving very fast after that. After slamming him he just pounds him into the ground.....

I've always wanted to just buy a crappy car just so I can have the pleasure of destroying it. Instead I usually buy a crappy car and try to hold on to it, only to destroy it.....

This guy needs to get a hobby so he wont sit there and play with his own shit.....

This is just an outrage!!! Why?! Why?!! Take my life, but leave the cock alone.....

Apparently this guy guy stuck himself with like 1500 piercings to obtain the world record.....

Here's one of my buddies mooning every body.....

Respect, Respect. It sucks cause it seems like people have already forgotten what happened on that tragic day.....

This is the kind of sand castle that I would take my time to build.....

This is what happens to you. Any questions?....

He probably died on one of those things. ....

Yup, I may not think it's right, but I can not deny how true it is.....

I like this prank, but I think they might have to have it done on every floor just in case he tried to go back up. That's what I would have done.....

Nothing sucks more than a skateboard hitting your sack. He was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. He should have been paying better attention. ....

I wish they had one of these bad boys around here. That would be so much fun. I would have to line a fucker up and just smash his ass.....

How long did it take this fucker to figure out he can do this. Just think of all the useless man hours wasted on this shit. What a loser.....

And the worst part is that they are painted.....

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As a side note, watch the woman in the back...so funny.....

WE'RE GOIN DOOOOOWWWWNNN!!!!....

I would have used a shotgun!....

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And I bet employers were just KNOCKING down his door to see him.....

Hmm that looks good, I feel like some chicken wings and heads right now.....