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Who the fuck ever thought about giving police whistles to stop speeding cars is a idiot. You know who else is a idiot, that cop for going down there on a scooter to try and stop traffic. You....

We tend to make a habit of just taking shit for granted on a daily basis. I sure know I am not one to look before I just hop on an elevator. As of right now, every time I go to step on an el....

This girls tits are ENORMOUS. Wow, if you really need help, it would be my pleasure to cover those bad boys up with my face. Motorboat anyone?....

Keep in mind, if he did land it, he might have been a hood ornament on the front of that van. Instead he bailed and got his nugget ran the fuck over. Good thing he's hard headed, or it would....

This robber never even made it into the bank he was attempting to rob. It seems as if somebody saw him toting around a machine gun and ski mask, through his driver side window and decided to....

You have got to be a die hard Pac Man fan to even consider getting a tattoo like this. I mean I am sure all the nerds out there will love this, for the rest of the "normal" world, it is pret....

The email we got on this one did nothing to help out what the hell was going on. I'm going to go with the dude was lighting up a crack pipe while wearing a gasoline business suit. He caused ....

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I usually like to start out the day with a nice cold glass of water and then a nice huge shit. Not Bob the biker. He likes to start out his days way different. He likes a good strong slap of....

Online he is known has FaCeRaPeR69, but as you can see in real life, he is quite the opposite of the hardcore persona he plays in some virtual game. Is that fucking rainbows and shit on the ....

Ladies and gentleman, this is probably the toughest man on the internet. From the fact that he doesn't have time for this and he's all about making money. He also has Patron for blood. That'....

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Yes she's a deaf mute porn star. Those are some serious brown note screams she has, I think I just dropped a deuce in my pants. But yet I have a bit of a chubby.......

If you get kids drinking early you don‘t have to worry about them getting arrested because they will have so much experience drinking that it wont impair their ability to operate a motor veh....

Someone was complaining that we don‘t show enough big black assed sisters porno. So I looked for all the sister on sister videos on the internet and about halfway to feeling like the keyboa....

Aww look at the cute little thing with no pants on sitting in a cage about a thousand times smaller than the place he would be found in an natural environment.  Lucky dog... Monkey.....

This whole time we have been wasting money on bullshit missiles when all we really need is flying tanks.  That's right flying tanks.  Don't think it will work?  Well just wait....

If you ever stitch together pieces of raw meat in an attempt to make it a wearable piece of clothing you better be prepared to be called the meat suit guy by any and everyone who knows you.&....

Seems like the universal response to hitting women in India is about the same as it is in my country. That usually consists of a swift beating by any man who was in eyesight of the alleged ....

Why are there always European dudes inventing the coolest shit you can find.  This is perfect proof that we need to sell fireballs and ready made potato cannons in the United States to ....

If there is better way to stop a fight than slamming one of the guys faces on the ground please let everyone know.  Until then police are gonna be kicking ass and knocking the smaller g....

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Being a logger is a great profession to go out into the woods with some less than intelligent individuals and wind up cutting down huge pieces of wood that have a good chance of crushing you....

Nothing like shoving your hand up a simulated cow rectum to give you that authentic farm feeling.  Now after you have finished foreplay it's time to show you how to mount the cow withou....

Other than that it seems like this car is good to go.  Only problem is it ways two tons and has another car holding it up.  We should back the other car up really fast and let the ....

Once a moth it seems like we get into fights and generally don't get along.  She keeps asking me if I think she is pretty and it's driving me nuts.  Oh yah and she has a bunch of c....

The wig fits great but it seems like there was a mixup at the factory for that shirt.  Either way it's going to take quite a bit of alcohol to get that beer belly out of your mind long ....

This is a rare amphibious creature that roams the forests of Aboriginal Australia.  He isn't poisonous like the seafaring cousin but will spit white goo all over you if you get the fish....

If your going to hurl yourself hundreds of feet into the air you better have a good plan for what you are gonna do to get down after the jump.  Otherwise you end up eating major shit li....

Most rally car videos show spectators getting creamed by cars flying by at high speeds.  This is a little compilation that shows probably the luckiest dudes ever to watch a rally car ra....

This kid has to have a pretty thick head to just walk away from a spill like this.  I can only assume there isn't much of a brain inside of so that would explain why he made no expressi....

looks like rump to me.....

Fuckers so fat he can't walk, now that's a problem.....

Reminds me of a bad porn movie I once saw.....

I wonder what happened to the driver.....

Holy fucking shit, who the hell pays that for a car? Hope he got his moneys worth.....

That guy was a big pussy, nothing more nothing less. You saw the way he just kept creeping away at the end. Fucking pussy.....

Now this should be a sport of some sort. They can call it Team Bowling, and the team takes turns being the ball.....

It's a silly little clip of Conan as a raver. Arnold looks pretty funny.....

Jesus, I don't think my pants would ever come clean after that. That's some Lucky fucking shit there.....

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All I Got To Say Is Arrrgggghhh!!!She got her ass tore up. Maybe next time she will listen to the po-po, instead of "Don't Touch Me". Zaaaaaaapp!....

I looks like this moose is one pissed off muther fucker. He trampled that dude like 5 times, and comes back for more. Moose 1. White Dude 0.....

Ohh man, she really likes her job. And I like her, liking her job. She could bounce around like that on me for a while. Also, did you hear the suction sound as she got up?....

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I'm telling you, I can't get enough of people waking up other people like this. It's kinda like an addiction, when you scare the shit out of someone when you wake them up.....

I don't know which one is worse? The little guy or the douche bag in the spandex.....

Just what in the hell had this person been drinking?!....

Makes you wonder just exactly what the menu consists of......

Just another simple interpretation of hangin with the fellas.....

The hidden agenda of those lovely circus clowns your order for your children's birthday party.....

Viva La Arnold!....

And you have to wonder is alcohol was involved too?....

I can just imagine the jokes she must hear about he name.....

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