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Soft Serve Scat Sometimes you don't want a chunky three day old turd. You want a smooth creamy instant shit that can only be captured by a nice anal douche, brownie mix, and a healthy serving of peanu.... |
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The Fornication Setting Most people think it takes a lot of expensive lights and cameras to make a good porn but really all that it involves is switching it to the proper FUCK icon and snap away at those dirty lesb.... |
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The Hepatitis Parade These dudes in the foreign countries have no fear of sticking random metal objects through their body but when the tetanus fairy comes a knocking they will find out what it really means to b.... |
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To Decompose Or Not To Decompose You don't have a fucking choice. Anyways why the hell do you wanna hang around after you are dead anyways. People just pretend to be sad and then wait a year to start talking shi.... |
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Say Hello To My Little Friend Once I hit 50 I am gonna cut holes in my shorts and let my balls hang out. Then find a country where it is completely legal to walk around like this. I wanna have those things ar.... |
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Man Falls To Death During Minefield Rescue We can all rest assure that this guy is the most bad ass mine sweeper character ever. He managed to walk out into the middle of a minefield without blowing himself up. If you ask.... |
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Fish Eye For The Faceplant Guy There are two things that look good using a fish eye lens camera. Chicks with big tits and asses and skateboarders smashing their face on the ground. Must be something to do with.... |
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Blowjob Gone Bad In most countries if a woman tried to pull some shit like this it would be grounds for being beat about the neck and face area and thrown around like some kind of scene from a spy movie minu.... |
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Crate Full Of Fail You can tell this kid had absolutely no chance of making this jump just by at the crates. That track suit doesn't have special powers so just stop being and asshole and save your paren.... |
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Another Crazy Asian Lady Loses Her Shit Seems like there is an epidemic of crazy going around because all these asian ladies keep screaming and kicking on the floor like they had just been born or something. I blame it on th.... |
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Absinthe For Hump Day, Drunk Cops, And Passed Out Drug Dealers There must be something in the air because people are passing out all over the place. Maybe it‘s got something to do with all the Absinthe that is going around. Either way you might wanna .... |
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Welcome To Obama Japan Visit the place where people haven't realized that putting on blackface is about as flattering as burning a cross in your front yard. That's what makes Japan so special. It's not.... |
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Behold The Penis Trophy Sometimes people don't realize they are caught in compromising situations when the cameras are flashing. That's why it helps to be mindful of kissing any object that is shape like a wa.... |
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Fat And Messy Uhhh... Fat Chick Nothing spells akward like chaining up a fat girl and rubbing her down with brownie mix. There isn't any amount of money that will wipe this image from your friends and families mind o.... |
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Man's Best Friend It's always nice to have company when you are figuring out the next place blow the crap out of with your artillery. A lot of people say Asians like to eat dogs but the dog in this pict.... |
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Majorly Fucked Up Arm With Pins Stuck Through It Pray to god you don‘t ever have to go through anything like this. The only thing more painful than putting the pins into the arm would be taking them out. In the meantime they make a great.... |
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Porn Update: It‘s Not Cheating If He‘s There Watching Ok here is how this porn update works. There is a couple, there is a porn company. Porn company wants couple to have wife have sex with some dude in exchange for money. Of course the couple .... |
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Steroid Hottie With Big Fake Balloon Tits I guess it goes without saying that this is fucking gross and that lady looks like something out of a horror movie. It‘s like they took a mans body and attached huge awkward looking breasts.... |
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Horse Double Knockout Kick Once you are very familiar with how to handle horses you start to become relaxed around them. That‘s about the same time that people are gonna get kicked in the face. Just make sure that c.... |
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Moron Kid Nails Hand To Wooden Plank These kids have no excuse for being bored and doing dumb shit like this. With all the great electronics out there it's hard to believe that someone would nail a hole through their hand.... |
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Station Wagon Runs Over Crowd Of People Not to spoil a great idea but you are only gonna get past the first ten or fifteen people before you start to lose traction. Helps if you put some chains on the tire because it's gonna.... |
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Hooray It‘s Another Parkour Accident Everytime I see a video of some guy getting a concussion doing stupid parkour tricks it reinforces my notion that the sport should be renamed ‘‘Idiots who are about to smash their heads on t.... |
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Girls Fart? For the longest time I thought girls didn't fart. They are so secretive about it. Guys will call you over just so you can catch a smell of their gaseous attacks..... |
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Dropping Bombs This a nice compilation of atomic explosions. I some of these are pretty impressive. A whole lot better than the older footage..... |
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Free Falling Yeah, dude thought he was going to land that jump...he was wrong. What's worse it looks like that ATV actually landed on him, but it's hard to tell..... |
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Nasty Scrap This kid body slams the other kid so hard. I think that knocked the wind out of him, cause he wasn't moving very fast after that. After slamming him he just pounds him into the ground..... |
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Caching Some Air I've always wanted to just buy a crappy car just so I can have the pleasure of destroying it. Instead I usually buy a crappy car and try to hold on to it, only to destroy it..... |
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Fucking Shit Head This guy needs to get a hobby so he wont sit there and play with his own shit..... |
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Oh No!!! This is just an outrage!!! Why?! Why?!! Take my life, but leave the cock alone..... |
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User Submitted : Piercing World Record Apparently this guy guy stuck himself with like 1500 piercings to obtain the world record..... |
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User Submitted : Ass Stunts Here's one of my buddies mooning every body..... |
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World Trade Center Tattoo Respect, Respect. It sucks cause it seems like people have already forgotten what happened on that tragic day..... |
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Nice Day At The Beach This is the kind of sand castle that I would take my time to build..... |
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Truck Vs Car II This is what happens to you. Any questions?.... |
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Died The Way He Lived He probably died on one of those things. .... KEYWORDS: toombstone motorcyle
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For Sale Yup, I may not think it's right, but I can not deny how true it is..... |
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Nice Elevator Prank I like this prank, but I think they might have to have it done on every floor just in case he tried to go back up. That's what I would have done..... |
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Board To The Nuts Nothing sucks more than a skateboard hitting your sack. He was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. He should have been paying better attention. .... |
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Are You Tough Enough To Complete I wish they had one of these bad boys around here. That would be so much fun. I would have to line a fucker up and just smash his ass..... |
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Biggest Loser Ever How long did it take this fucker to figure out he can do this. Just think of all the useless man hours wasted on this shit. What a loser..... |
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Here's Some Gnarly Toes And the worst part is that they are painted..... |
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This Must Be The Home Of Mr. Glock .... |
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Mr. Gay .... |
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Death By Gas Chamber .... |
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Dirty Dancing Like You Have Never Seen Before As a side note, watch the woman in the back...so funny..... |
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That Was One Bad Ass Crash WE'RE GOIN DOOOOOWWWWNNN!!!!.... |
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The Perfect Solution To The Blue Screen Of Death I would have used a shotgun!.... |
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Finally Something Interesting On T.V. .... |
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An Employers Dream! And I bet employers were just KNOCKING down his door to see him..... |
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Who Wants To Go To McDonalds? Hmm that looks good, I feel like some chicken wings and heads right now..... |
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