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You can never talk me into base jumping of skydiving. I have no want or need to do it. For example, I'm sure this guy has jumped a few times in his life. Then shit goes wrong. Then Mr. Base-jumper here eats shit big time. Bonus points for him yelling and swearing.

She didn't see that one coming. That has to be one of the scariest situations ever, and that's why I'll never try base jumping.

By my calculations, your calculations sir were a little bit off. Whoever was in charge of measuring the distance between buildings is definitely unemployed now. It turns out this guy died from that hit with the building.

Sure, it is not the base of some enormous cliff, but it did the trick. It looks as if he fell asleep at the wheel and drove right off of the side of the road. Unluckily enough for him, there was about 30 foot drop before he met pavement again.

I really do not have a fear of heights, but when I watch these videos I swear my fucking palms start sweating. I just don't think I would have the balls to jump off some shit and then throw out my parachute. More like I'd go to throw out the chute and nothing would happen. Then it would be me and the earth reunited.

Base jumping off a mountain is one of those things that is awesome right up until the point where you film your friend splattering against the fucking wall. It‘s only a matter of time before that video comes out and you will see it here on CrazyShit.

Base jumping seems like it would be a great time for the whole family.  I mean it's low risk, you're life's not on the line, who wouldn't wanna try it?  Well here's an example when things go completely fucking wrong and you end up shitting in your pants while free falling towards the ground.

This is how I know we have a good video. If I watch a video and my hands start to sweat. And boy, let me tell you what, this fucking video did the trick. That dude is just plain old insane!

There are two types of base jumpers.  Good ones and dead ones.  The latter is usually identified by splatter marks high up on mountain peaks.  The good ones are the guys who make it to the bottom with all that fruity hiking gear.

My thoughts on suicide jumping is you have to go out in style. One big fucking jump, maybe even throw in some somersault and tricks in the mix. Then right as you hit the cement, you would think how cool that is and probably want to do it again. Too bad though, you dead now. Should have took up base jumping.

That is no way to get on base. You have to be hit by the pitcher. You can't just hit the ball and make it hit you for a free base. I know it seemed like a good idea at first, but now looking back on it, and your busted lip it wasn't such a great idea.

Seeing videos of people getting killed from doing dumb shit all day gives you a new appreciation for life these guys do not have.  I guess it isn't enough to make it through life without increasing your chances of sudden death.  As if base jumping wasn't enough they mixed it with bungee jumping.  They call it pushing the envelope but something tells me these guys are more likely to wind up pushing a casket.

These guys have balls of fucking steel, that's for sure! I don't know about just jumping off a perfectly good ledge with rocks and boulders just feet away. Thanks but no thanks.

I would think that it would be easier to base jump if you had a parachute. Plus you would have the bonus of getting to jump again. Unlike these people that only get to jump once, then it's into a body bag.

Although he has a lot of heart. He should have probably checked how much room he had. I'm surprised he didn't break his neck.

Someone should follow these guys around and just watch everything they do so they can have a level of stupid with which to base everything else on.  Otherwise we might lose this record of ultimate stupidity forever.

I could think of much better ways to spread our western Judeo-Christian idealism to the rest of the world without all the bombs and guns.  Of course people are so worried about a single nipple slip we'll never get past second base.

In this sequel to the bond movie he faces danger like never before.  Sea creatures invading the planet disguising themselves as hot chicks.  By the time your rounding third base it's too late.  Your dick has already been eaten.

As if jumping wasn't enough, these guys have to also bungee jump. Sick fuckers.

It's good to know while all of us are sitting here growing fatter on our couches someone is out there fighting for our freedoms.  Seems like the don't ask don't tell policy is working out just fine.  Even though this guy seems to be telling quite a lot.

I don't wanna sound like a wuss but you gotta be crazy to jump out of a perfectly good building.  If that security gaurd had any brains he would have beat the piss out of those two hippies before he gets fired for insurance reasons.

I am so glad that the Crazy Shit fan base extends out to the hillbillies of America. Why this dude has no pants on is beyond me.

This must be a video that is supposed to display the drivers skill.  Instead it's a perfect video for his auto insurance company to base the rejection of the idiot drivers claim on. 

They must be really serious about premarital sex and car accidents over there in Ireland cuz this crash video is more graphic than some of the movies you see here in the States. Somehow they have equated rounding third base with getting hit by random flying cars.

It seems like getting a temporary high isn't worth risking your entire life.  You could always play a simulation or something else that doesn't involve you becoming splattered all over a rock if you fail.

Not only did this guy escape from a military base, he left with a military vehicle. Once he got out on the town he thought it would be a good idea to just go on a rampage. He proceeded to drive around just ramming into whatever cars got in his way.

Skiing is dangerous when you are going down a mountain.  If you hit a tree it could seriously damage your body or even kill you.  Now when you are skiing off a building it's like taking all that danger of skiing and multiplying it times a million.  In other words it's not such a good idea.

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