Your Search Results for: beheading video

Usually you only get to see one beheading but today we have a creature decapitation double feature full of all the gruesome senseless cutting the head off fun you couldn‘t ask for.

Sure these fundamentalist assholes are the scum of the Earth but you have to admire them for their beheading video editing and wide variety of execution styles. ‘‘Hey guys you stand over here behind the black background shout a couple Alan Akbars while I slit this dudes throat. Then we will shoot the other two guys because by the time we are finished beheading we will be too tired to do anything else.‘‘

What they don‘t show you in the beheading video is that this guy actually thought he was just going into a barber shop for a shave. He told them to take a little off the top and I think something got lost in the translation.

This is a picture of when Nick Bergs body was found on the highway. He was in a beheading video earlier and then eventually found on the street in Iraq.

There has got to be an easier way to do this. I know nothing is gonna stop people from beheading but at least they could do it in a remotely efficient manner. I would hate to see how these guys cut up the Thanksgiving turkey.

Pretty much anywhere you have dirt poor people and religion you are gonna have stupid beheading videos like this coming out of those countries.  They have been doing it for centuries along with the rest of the world but in the past hundred years they didn‘t get the memo on that whole human rights issue.

I‘m pretty sure that Allah isn‘t that cool with people beheading other people on video in his name. In fact, I bet if you got any of these manmade storybook creations to come to earth and witness you cutting off someone‘s head they would probably think you are a big asshole.

Not since Ishtar has there been such a long beheading video. Actually I've never seen Ishtar and don't think it has beheadings in it but I know it's based in the middle east. I'm sure if they threw in a couple minutes of this footage it might spice things up a little for the special edition DVD.

To continue our Death Wheeze series we take you to the Balkans with a bunch of crazy motherfuckers known as the Chechens.  They say you know when you are in hell because you can see dudes in track suits beheading people.

You have to hand it to the Mexican drug dealing people.  They may have not invented beheading but they damn sure came up with a creative way of doing it.  Seems much better than using a dull kitchen knife.

It‘s kinda sad this man committed suicide but you have to give it to him for his creativity. He could have gone the pussy way with pills or something but it seems like this guy wanted to make sure the job was done right no matter what. So much for the train being there on schedule.

Either these dudes watched the last ten minutes of "Alice in Wonderland" way to many times or they are some type of executing religious nutjobs. Either way they need some serious psychological evaluations and a ticket to whatever hell they subscribe to for this horrible beheading of a hostage.

There must be all of shit to do over in the Middle East besides making beheading videos. That‘s the only way to explain why these guys keep on going around cutting hostages heads off. Someone ship those people a board game for Christ‘s sake. Err Allah‘s sake.

We are running a special on beheading videos today. It consists of some of the best quality footage I‘ve ever seen with pretty gruesome aftermath taping. I have no idea what the words on the screen say but it‘s probably something like "We are fucking wacko religious nuts who do barbaric shit in the name of some retarded cause that probably doesn‘t allow this type of behavior in the first place and we love to make some beheading videos".

Beheading videos are starting to slow down a little these days.  These stupid Middle Easter versions of  rednecks realized that cutting off heads is tough work.  You need sharp knives and a few minutes of good old fashion elbow grease.

It‘s a good thing Alan Akbar pulled out his extra sharp dull sword to perform for this beheading video. That way the poor prisoner only felt three or four whacks to his throat during that execution. Next time they should just bludgeon him to death with the shovel they are gonna bury him with.

Hmm Don't know what this guy did to earn an execution, but um I take it these guys didn't approve of it. Man that's just wrong nobody deserves to be beheaded like that.

I haven‘t cried this hard since the Transformers movie in the 80‘s when Megatron blasts Optimus Prime in the face and killed him. At least this time I am comforted by the fact that it‘s not real and some asshole with a stop motion camera made the film.

Well at least his hair is still done in this photo of a beheaded man. If you have to be executed you shold do it in style.

Someone has some explaining to do here. How in the hell did the body get way out there and the head on the floorboard? It almost looks like the fireman on the bottom is about to drop kick the head for a extra three points!

Send in your best pics of CrazyShit pumpkins this week to receive all the fame and glory you have grown to love.  This is what I like to call a pumpkin reenactment of all those beheading videos we know and love.

Please somebody find out where exactly this village is located so that I know where I am staying far the fuck away from. The people of Crazy Town take joy in beheading its villagers and parading around town like they just won the god damn Super Bowl.

Working at CrazyShit can give you a cast iron stomach that is immune to Mexican food and horrible beheading video alike.  This video of a girl puking in another's mouth however took me about as close as I've ever been to puking on site.

Two beheadings!  It's like the Creature Double Feature at your local movie theater but instead of popcorn and movies it's dull knifes and chopping peoples heads off.  Entertainment nonetheless but man what a bunch of assholes.

These guys never really used their heads anyways.

Looks like whips and blades won’t be needed as much as in the past…It’s about time these sandcastle fucks figured out that guns are a quicker and cleaner way to execute people as opposed to the traditional beheading or hanging. Those guns are also way cooler than the cap guns they sell at their convenient stores.

That's one huge ass sword they use to cut this dude's head off, seriously... I think they all wished they were ninjas instead of taliban terrorist pieces of shit. They should all have their heads removed with a butter knife in a slow, painful fashion.

Come on was that really necessary. They didn't have to put a dick in his mouth. Fuck who wants to die a dick sucker?

I'll just come out now and say fuck all psychopathic cultures that participate in this inhumane shit.  I will also say damn that must have been quite entertaining for all those people watching considering the best thing they had going back then was backgammon and reorganizing piles of dirt.

I wonder if this was a freak accident, or neglect? Like did the helicopter buck when touching down, and just chopped the dude's head off? I'm taking this as a lesson learned, I will never get near a helicopter.

Good thing this guy is dead because you can just hear people talking shit about his head and shoulders problem. I would never do that, but I know some of you might stoop to that level.

All that's missing is the beheading.

From the email we got, it said this guy owed some drug people some money in Mexico. It looks like they aren't getting paid and he's just getting some head. That reminds me to never buy drugs in Mexico.

That saying is just plain wrong and this dude proves it.  You can totally have your head almost cut off and survive. Of course whether you want to survive when your neck looks like it was attacked by a lawnmower is a whole other story.  Oddly enough this guy seems way calm for a guy who is gonna be wearing scarves the rest of his life.

We all know that war is hell. We know that. But you have to relieve some stress, and kickball is fun. These guys are about to get a major game of kickball on, instead of a ball though, they are going to use some dude's head.

Yeah like that's going to make a bit of a difference in an accident video like this. Someone needs to invent a force field. That would be a life saver.

People get a motorcycle and after they get out of that I am gonna die in an accident video stage they wind up getting confident about their riding ability which is just about the same time that they smash into the back of some car and become a few pounds lighter in the head/neck area.

I would like to make fun of this guy in this accident video but I have almost gotten out of my car while it was still on a couple times. Of course I was smart enough to put it in park so you won‘t see a crash video of my car rolling down the hill and smashing into another one any time soon.

I have never wanted to watched a work out video until today. Yes sir, I'm about to order the DVD and get my leg sweats on. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. It's hard to exercise with a boner.

You know, if this kid is that good at a fucking video game, he should learn how to play the piano or some shit.

I was almost sure that this video of a car driving down the street with a metal parking boot still attached, was going to be a truly crazy video that would show it rolling around the wheel well like it did on the Simpson‘s go to New York episode. Then I remembered that was a cartoon this is real life video, and well, we can keep on dreaming.

When you want a quick bite there is no better place than a diner but you are gonna have to at least get out of your fucking car.  Otherwise the crash video you wind up in will be posted all over the internet and you won't receive service with much of a smile.

Jesse just loved this video, so we had to put it up. I really think he loved the video so much because of the Mortal Combat music. And I know the fight is lame, but it is funny as hell to the dude that picked up the manhole cover at the end holding his arm.

Every once in a while a crazy video comes along that reminds me this world is fucked and there is nothing we can do about it. Then I see this video and realize I have no shit on my face and everything is gonna be alright.

Even though this guys friend got his camera crushed I bet you the video they got right before that shit got split in half is awesome.  Now we just gotta figure out how to get it off the damn camera.

I have to admit that I have no clue what's going on this video. Well besides the fact that there is a guy in a diaper, gloves, safety vest, and boots dancing around like a freak in the mud. Then they are in the bottom of the video. Then out in the mud. Somehow I feel like they took more drugs just to film this video that it took to kill Michael Jackson. Can one of you Germans out there translate this for us? Thanks.

This song is pretty awful and I hope it gets stuck in your head. The video is also cheesy as fuck and appears to be straight out of the 80's. The good news is, there's tits and ass.

Somebody sent this Military video in. It was a pretty big video so I cut it into two different parts here's the first.

He should have just done that right from the start of this crazy video. Saved himself the heart ache of having to listen to her ass for that long.

See I sometimes think that government wouldn't go out of their way to hurt people. But then I wake up. Ok, I'm not saying that this video is 100% correct, but you gotta admit, some of the video makes sense. At least in the sense that it's the view of people out side the U.S.

Motorcycles are not very forgiving especially if you are a big asshole like the guy in this video.  It's always best to not suck immensely before trying some trick on the bike in the middle of the road in front of all your friends who now laugh every time they see this video.

Space Pimp Tim was kind enough to take a day off from traveling through space to bring you this weeks video compilation of the most fucked up, funny, crazy video clips of the week. Along with the new "boobs of the week" segment, this week has been an exciting one for all of us. On with the video...

I have to say thanks to righter for sending this in. I know we had one part of this video up before, but he gave is 2 and 3 of the video. From what he said, this was a serial rapist. Shit didn't work out to well for him.

There‘s nothing like gathering around a huge crowd of people and watching a person of the town get tied up and whipped. People have been getting whipped for generations, it‘s nothing new...but it‘s always entertaining.

I have to say this about this video. I didn't want to post it. We had gotten it a few weeks ago and I didn't think it was worthy of crazyshit. Sure we put some shitty lame vids up, but usually I get a kick out a video to put it up. This one, I just didn't care about. BUT you cared. Yes you did. We must have gotten this video every other day. To finally feed your desire to see this video, we put it up!

I was always told that humans couldn't fly but this crash video proves that theory totally wrong.  The shitty part is learning to land.  Usually that doesn't go so well seeing as how when the car hits it renders you unconscious.

If I was a video game ad executive I would sell womens underwear along with every purchase of whatever game you bought. That way people who played video games could actually see what womens underwear looked like for once.

Sometimes when you are drunk you want to make a crazy video. Of course you must look around your house and find something crazy. When you find nothing, and you still want to make a video. It's time to break shit. And break shit these guys did. Sure it wasn't so crazy of a video, more or less it's some guy jumping off a couch, elbowing a table then getting knocked out while his buddy is shooting video the whole time. Crazy? Not really. Dumb, you betcha!

It looks like the Chinese don't only dabble in shit eating videos. They also make some nice gay ass music videos. I hope you all enjoy this.

This is the video that was mailed to NBC. I hope that Crazy Son of a BITCH!!! Rots in Hell!!!

This is how I know we have a good video. If I watch a video and my hands start to sweat. And boy, let me tell you what, this fucking video did the trick. That dude is just plain old insane!

This is no "Get On My Horse", but it is one great fucking video. Thanks to the people that made it and the people that made the acid that the people that made this video took. You really have to be lit the fuck up to produce some videos like this. Trucker's Delight gets my nomination for video of the year.

I bet these guys made this video thinking that they would be semi famous at their high school.  Little did they realize that they became uber famous for the guitarists all around lack of coordination. 

This stunt took so much time that when the boss saw the video the employees involved were fired. Well that and because they drank all the product. What‘s the point of working in a beer factory if you can‘t drink the benefits.

Or as his friends call him, Bob. Bob owed some people some money people some money. Now Bob is dead, and he has no head or dick. These people thought they would also send a message out the people that owe them money too, by sticking Bob's dick in his own mouth. That sucks for the guy that had to cut his dick off. I'd hate to be that guy.

It has been a couple weeks since we brought you a wonderful cyst video. This morning while searching the internet I stumbled across this amazing video. Sit back, relax and enjoy this amazing Cyst video.

Many of you probably saw this video of a girl being caught on her webcam.  Now see the full video unedited, in it's entirety.  I must warn you the video is graphic so if you are squeamish or have any small children in the room then what the hell are you doing at this site in the first place.

Video games have come a long way since I was a kid playing Pong. I don't waste my time on that shit anymore, but this game does look pretty bad ass. If only they could use this technology to make a new Leisure Suit Larry game. I'm pretty sure most gamers would never leave the house again.

Just when you were getting real bored of your workout, out comes this video. You can now strip down, shrink yourself, and climb into your girl's mouth to work out. Just make sure she doesn't bite down on your wang.

In the battle of Man Vs. Lawnmower, it is clear who won. Next time stay behind the shit dumb ass. I hope you all enjoy this video before you go eat your lunch. I know I will.

In most countries if a woman tried to pull some shit like this it would be grounds for being beat about the neck and face area and thrown around like some kind of scene from a spy movie minus all the British accents.

This video is a little old but we haven't put it on the site yet so that makes it ok.  Besides it is still funny after all this time and if you haven't seen it yet then you will laugh your ass off.

Wow. These guys in the video are a little crazy. Ok, they are a lot crazy, fucking sticking BBQ skewers in their mouths, chests and arms. It just seems like fun!

I knew this would happen. I just had to wonder which sick fuck would do it. Jason is the sick fuck that did it. I would like to say thanks. Thanks for thinking outside the bathroom and bringing a video camera.If you have a good poop picture or video, send it in!

Brain damage is something you are born with or get when the babysitter drops you on your head but once you get old enough you can do it yourself.  Just go to the sporting goods store and say you wanna do some extreme sports and if they offer you something called a helmet tell them to shove it up their ass.

This is a pretty funny X-mas video. It made me chuckle. This might be the last Christmas video...maybe.

Now I'm not like a die hard nirvana fan, but I did enjoy the music and this badass Kirk Cobain fight video. He's definitely a pioneer of the time.

They must be really serious about premarital sex and car accidents over there in Ireland cuz this crash video is more graphic than some of the movies you see here in the States. Somehow they have equated rounding third base with getting hit by random flying cars.

With all the fuss going on around the internet concerning the 2 girls 1 cup video we were delighted to receive this video. It combines the actual video with one of the funniest response videos yet.

Sign me up because whenever this is available to the public, I would like to own it. Hell maybe I will even buy multiple copies, just in case one set of titties get old. Pure genius, why didn't anyone think of a titty video game before now?