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Ok, it's time for big dick jokes, I'll go first. My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off. My dick is so big, it has a horizon. My dick is so big, they cold run the Indy 500 on it, with no turns. My dick is so big, it has its own fraternity, Delta Theta Cock. Post some of yours below!

What the hell is going on with this guy's junk. If you wanted to render you dick useless for the rest of your life, try pumping it full of silicon. That should do the trick. Then you can post your vids online for everyone to see how much of a freak your wang is. Bonus for the knee high wading boots. Having a big dick around water is dangerous!

Visit My Tiny Dick Way to go Mr. Tiny Dick, you got another girl to jack you off, but your dick is only as big as your thumb. That's just sad, maybe you could hang some weights on it to make it bigger? See More Tiny Dick Here

Packin' Heat Baby, always a favorite with the ladies

I guess today is big dick day at crazyshit.com. So let's here so big dick jokes kids.

Do you know where your children are? Hopefully nowhere near this big dick.

This has to be every man out there‘s dream of the best Valentines Day present ever. Two fucking hot, big titty women both sucking your big dick at the same time. It really doesn‘t get much better than that. Ohh and a side of steak.

She‘s in love with his big dick of a third leg.

My Tiny Dick I don't even know where to go with this one. His dick is so small that it can't even stay in this chic's vag. Wow. I mean wow. I can't imagine looking down and not seeing my wang. Ever. sure I got a bit of a beer belly, but I tell you what, I see my dick on a daily basis. This fucking fat ass prolly doesn't see his dick for weeks at a time. Maybe when he pees his pants and his laughing girlfriend here changes is diaper. See More Little Dick Abuse

Seriously, that might be too big for her. Is it even real? It has to be, but that looks like she‘s going to be walking funny tomorrow morning.

There is no way this is real. BUT, and i stress the but part, if it is, then wow, that fucking sucks big time. I mean, that thing is fucking tiny. Not only is it tiny, but it's thin and tiny. It's like a mini dick. Poor guy, I'm sure he jerks off with two fingers. Bonus for the dude's face, "hey, look at my big dick..."

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If you hate your dick so much why don't you just chop it off. You know that your dick didn't want to be split in half. Then your balls have a big ole piece of steel going through them. This is one set of sad man junk here.

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Who let's a growth get that big before you finally have surgery? If it's any bigger than a mole, I'm going to see a doctor about it. That thing was fucking huge! You could fuck chicks with that thing, it was that big. This little dick guy would love to have something that big. Maybe that's why the person kept it, like a nice bar trick or some shit!

Ha ha hehe HER DICK IS BIGGER THAN HIS! heheh

Fucked Up Handjobs Wow lady, way to beat that dick like it owes you money. I tell you what though, if you bite my dick, you should expect a punch to the back of the skull. That kind of shit is not cool at all, and well, you will find yourself in a shallow grave! No biting the dick! See More Fucked Up Hand Jobs!

No, this isn't a big dick ad, this is how to really get a bigger dick in less than 10 seconds. Not only will you have a bigger dick, your balls will be huge too! You'll be the envy of all the neighborhood with your big ass wang and balls! I'm thinking he's a bi-pumper too!

I'm going to give it a 7/10. It gets points for great quality of the tattoo, huge tattoo, and originality. Minus points for big dick on his back though.

It's bad news when your wife just out and says that her husband's dick is no where as big as the stranger she is about to fuck is. But then again, that's what Please Bang My Wife is all about, getting some real action

Speechless. Just speechless. I'm amazed on how big that wang is. Then again, it's all a waste since he can't get it hard. I can't imagine why someone would want to do that to your wang to render it useless. It's like "Hey guys, look how big my dick is." Then after the intitial shock, you say "How big does it get when it gets hard?" His answer, "It doesn't get hard." "lame..."

Big Sausage Pizza Delivers This is a whole new level of porn. Sure there was the put your dick in a popcorn box trick. That worked well, not it's stick your wang in the pizza box. Which I'm sure, works really well. I'm just worried about getting the molten cheese on my dick and burning the shit out of it. Click Now, They Deliver

Bootylicious Has the Biggest Asses **NOTE** Let this video load once before playing.Some days I love my job. I get to hunt down videos of girls with huge asses fucking. What can be better than that? Nothing. Well, if I was drinking and doing it with maybe some sort of warm lotion near by. That could be great too. This big ass bitch is Kiki Carter and Kiki, can sure suck a mean dick. Wat to go Kiki Carter keep up the good work! See More Big Asses Here!

Ladies, now you can enjoy your weed out of a big dick bong. It's like two of the best things to ever hit your lips at once. Bonus is, you don't get cum in your eyes, when you told him that you didn't want cum in your eyes. Ohh yeah, I almost forgot, the gay guys can enjoy it too. Just remember to wash it off, after you pull it out your ass. You don't want any brown lipstick when you hit the bong.

See The Smallest Dick Here! Wow, I have seen some shit in my time, but that is the saddest dick ever. It is no bigger than a baby midget's thumb. It really is the smallest dick. Hell it might be smaller that the smallest dick, it is minute. That guy probably has to use both thumbs to piss, then ends up just giving up and pissing on his leg. See More of the Smallest Dick Here

Ma'am, you are a true American woman. Way to say fuck you gag reflex thingy and just stick that big ole rubber dick all the way down your throat. I guess with a trick like that you really make up for being ugly. Hell I didn't even notice that you were ugly until I watched the video for the 20th time.

Their faces are classic!

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See More at Dancing Bear It's not that all girls are whores, it's that they all want to be whores. You give them some booze, a big dick, and some whipped cream...out comes the inner whore in them. Even the blonde one that at first didn't want to touch the dick, let him rub it all over her tits! See More Now!

Looks like one of those idiots who stick shit up their dick holes finally got what was coming to them. Looks like the guy with the lights in his cock left them on for a little too long. Nothing more disgusting than the smell of burnt dick flesh in the morning.

Ohh these are some nice titties here. Sure they aren‘t OMG huge, but they are definitely big ones, that‘d stick my dick between them and titty fuck the shit outta her. Click here for more big tit action!

Big black ass is a special thing. Almost like fine ass wines. It comes in different sizes and flavors like big, and black but all of it is worth a nice look. So enjoy the view looks like a vintage 75.

Thanks you drunk rednecks! I don't know whether to feel proud or insulted. I'm going to go with proud! You guys think we are dicks and still love us! Thanks guys!!! Drink some more and do some lewd sex act snowmen.

To bad he doesn't at least have a matching dick.

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This fellas is what happens when you forget to buy your girl shit on Valentine's Day. Okay, so maybe biting his dick off was a bit much, but at least she kept it so he could sew it back on. You better remember the chocolate and flowers next year.

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Fuck there is nothing better than a big ass bitch, that loves to take some dick! When those big ass cheeks smacking against each other, looking like little earth quakes! Click for More Big Ass White Bitches

This chick has got it all; giant tits and a giant dick. Naturally she does what any sane person in her condition would. That's right, she titty fucks herself.

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It seems as if someone actually wants to market this new type of ash tray. Titled : the dick tray, it is pretty much self-explanatory. Instead of putting your ashes into a circular tray, you would use a live human dick. I don't know about y'all but I would like my dick to remain burn burn free.

Vidz Has Awesome Porn! Wow man, your career in porn is really going to be huge! Just like your wang is. Wait a minute, no, it's not. It's a sad little dick, and is not pleasing that chick at all. It actually looks like she is going to laugh at you at any second. But thanks for making her tits move back and forth, that was the only good thing going on here. See More Great Tits!

Who's into dick slapping? Come on, let's see a show of hands here. I know there are some of you sick fucks that like to get all tied up with duct tape, and have your dick slapped around for awhile. You just want your chick to slap it like it owes her money.

This is just classic right here. I would like to see more of the shit that spammers wrote put into commercials. Like the berry shit, and the snuggly blanket. Fucking spammers, so lovable.

When I first saw this video I thought it was funny as hell, but I never dreamed it was going to get this big. Those guys at Saturday Night Live got themselves a hit.

Grandma's Got Some Big Floppy Tits! She may have soft lips, but that's about the lamest blowjob I've ever seen. She learned how to suck a dick in 1940 and hasn't changed her technique since. Maybe that's what they like about this vintage piece of ass. Or maybe they're just taking what they can get.Old Ladies Love Sucking Dick

How familiar are you with your lover's crotch? Could you pick it out of a lineup, by feel alone? This chick goes down the line, squeezing cocks, and is certain she's found the right one. Right or wrong, she got handle 4 packages, and made the day for 3 random guys.

I think my dick just gave up. My dick thinks if I ever try this, he's chopping himself off my body and running away. I'm not sure what kind of sexual pleasure you get out of this, but wow, that has to hurt. Bonus for the rubber gloves. What's up with that? Are you afraid you are going to give you dick a disease?

Would You Hit It? I'm just saying that maybe, just maybe those huge big fake tits, and fake lips mean she might not be a woman. But would that stop you? Maybe she doesn't have a dick. Maybe she does. There's only one way to find out, but we will never tell if you do hit it, and she has a dick. Trust us.

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Not sure if hes trying to give it some special sauce to grow or what. Regardless of what they are trying to accomplish here, it is completely disgusting and gay. Please refrain from posting shit like this on the internet, I would greatly appreciate it.

I guess he was just sitting around one night with nothing to do and thought, hey I should put my dick in the blender. Too bad he's not long enough to reach the blades.

You know the saying about fat chicks and the best blow jobs. I guess it isn't true if you are a big fat pig drinking Natty Ice on the couch. Poor dude just wants this behemoth to wrap her lips around his dick. But no, she's more interested in Oprah than a dick. Maybe if his dick was a meatball sub, she'd be down for it.

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Wow Dancing Bear! No matter how many times I see these Dancing Bear videos, I can‘t help but thing, I really missed a real calling in life. I could be out there swinging my dick around. Stirring women‘s drinks with my dick. Putting my dick in their tits and mouths. Basically, it would be my dick all over the fucking place. But alas, I am here behind a computer just showing you these guys, and these hoes. I hope you are happy! See More!

Hey Mr. Shitdick, how the fuck is it going? You have a really cool trick with you dick there. It's like, uhh, got shit on it. But the weird part is shit comes from the back of you and your dick is in the front of you. How'd you get it there? That my friends is the REAL trick. Also, if you did touch your shit, did you wash your hands before you picked up the camera? Because you don't want other people using your shitty camera. Maybe you have a specific shit camera and then have a normal non-shit covered camera. That would make sense.

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I would seriously have to burn my eyes out if I ever received a text message like this. While it may be flattering that your cock is bigger than your dads and your mom appreciates that... It's still your mom and that's just fucking gross! This is how retarded babies are born.

Sure we all know what a dick looks like. Well, now we REALLY know what a dick looks like, from the inside that is. Ok, I'm going to go have some quality time with my ding-a-ling now. I gotta make sure he knows I love him.

I am impressed! You know you have a big dick when you get a hard on and all the blood leaves your body to fill your dick and you pass out. That thing must be a monster. Nah, I'm kidding, that's not what happened. He seen boobies for the first time and passed the fuck out. Nice raise the feet method, I'm sure that helps.

XL Girls Has the Big Titties 44 G titties is like one of those tits is the size of my fucking head. Wow. I'm impressed. Even Shane Diesel is impressed with the big titty fucking fat bitch. Way to go Shane, fuck that fat girl, like we are about to do tonight after a few drinks! See More Big Girls at XL Girls

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