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To be honest I am not sure why anyone would want to steal such a fucking ugly bike. I guess to each their own, right? Anyways the owner made up for the shitty bike by posting up these funny ass fliers. I got a good laugh out of it, I hope you enjoy it as well.

This is what happens when you buy your bike at a Wal-Mart. Those damn things may be cheap as hell but there is a reason. They are built like shit and will fall apart at the first chance they get. This idiot learned the hard way as his bike split in half and he ate cement.

He's been doing bike stunts for a while now but not every day on the track can be a victorious one. Last time he did some practice runs he ran over a turtle and got sued by it's owner.

The moment I stepped outside and realized that it was raining heavily, I would have put the bike right back in the garage. This clever guy decided that he really needed to ride his bike. That umbrella did not save his dumb ass from face planting right into the water covered asphalt.

When in New York, don't try and steal a motherfucking bike! Instead of buying booze with the money people give your homeless ass, go to wal-mart and buy a fucking Huffy! Guy deserved to get his ass kicked.

Your bike is not worth that much fucking money. It doesn't even look like you need a single lock on that piece of shit, let alone 100. Nobody wants your rusted ass Huffy.

Somebody finally got their birthday wish when they received this pretty pony bike. While I think it would have looked a lot better if it were purple or pink, blue will have to suffice. I wonder if this pretty little pony bike can fly like a unicorn.

Jesus, how many fucking kids can they get on one bike? Anyone got any money on whether the bike is stolen or not?

Little Stevie just got his first bike and now it's time to ride down a hill. He knows how to pedal, but he needs to work on braking and turning.

Watching people bust their asses on bikes is always entertaining.  This dude thought he knew what he was doing at the time, but shortly after when he hits the ground he realizes he had no clue all along.  Damn does he fuck himself up! Maybe next time he‘ll wear his seat belt. 

Hauling ass down on a mountain on a bike can be very exciting, especially when you hit a bump and completely eat shit. This dude loses control and goes flying over the handlebars sliding head first about 15 feet. I give him a 9 outta 10...

These kids rounded up the crew, grabbed a video camera, and jumped on their bikes to find out who could eat shit the hardest. So sit back and enjoy watching these little fuckers slam their faces in the dirt.

Have you ever had a moment right before you do something and you're like, “Fuck I shouldn't do this�. And you go and do it anyways. I wonder if that exact thought crossed this guy's mind. Probably not. But I do know one thing that crossed his mind…the hard fucking ground.

This is one good way to make sure your bike is secure.

First person camera angles are awesome when it comes to crashes. It's just like being on the bike, except without all the terrible pain.

He was doing so good until he got to the final part, then SPLAT! He got a face full of metal railing at the end there. I have to admit if it would have ended any other way it would have been a lame ass video.

If you look real close you will see a sticker that says "Only One Animal Was Hurt Making This Bike"

Certain people are just blind when it comes to driving a car or riding a motorcycle. And then to enter themselves in a race? What the hell are they thinking.

Twofer Tuesday is back at it again today with a couple of bike wrecks. Now in case you were debating on whether to trade your car in for a motorcycle, I would take a long hard look at these videos.

Check out this fast ass bike. Now just imagine wrecking going that fast. That would be fucking Crazy!!!

The homeless will sleep just about anywhere they can fit their smelly asses. It would have been a whole lot funnier if this asshole locked himself to the bike rack. I guess he figured nobody would want to steal his smelly ass so he passed on the lock.

Celebrate your naked self while exercising at the World Naked Bike Ride 2010. While I would love it if only the hot girls would get naked I guess you have to take the good with the bad. Generally fat chicks can't ride bikes so I think it is safe to say there will be mostly hotties at this naked bike ride.

You know what they say about riding a bike... Once you learn that just increases your odds of dying in a horrible accident involving a truck full of chickens and your lack of self preservation instinct.

That guy was like everything is cool as long as I get my bike back. He was thinking I fuck this dude up if my shit ends up missing.

Do you find this picture morally wrong? Well if that is the case I am sorry for you. That dudes bike was probably really expensive and well he can't have it getting wet if it rains at night can he. His girlfriend can always just change clothes and she will be fine. A pissed off girlfriend sure beats having to walk home because your bike doesn't work.

It isn't enough to just wear a spandex suit you also have to get on a bike with another person.  Can you really invite your parents to any of the races without them questioning your sexuality?

Once again, another moron has decided to ride his bike full speed into a road sign so people like you and I can laugh and call him a dumbass. Nice work.

If at first you fall on your nuts and rip your package, try try again. This guy has some balls to be attempting shit like that. He's probably at home trying to teach his 5 year old to do a back flip on a tricycle.

This is a pretty clever idea but I bet you that bike rides like it's got baloney tires.  The creativity aspect is lost if you actually have to pedal or ride in the bumpy piece of shit.

Gotta love the way they treat food, human body parts, or whatever the fuck this thing is on the bike.  You might putting all that ummm meat on a bike would be unsterile but that would mean you know shit about anti-bacterial WD-40.

I would assume that you are out of the race whenever your bike falls apart but the guy looked like he went unconscious there for a little bit. Nice to think these people's idea of medical attention at the race is dragging someones limp body to the side of the track.

Being naked.. Good idea...  Being naked on a bike.. Bad Idea.. Naked on a bike with huge fat chick in front of you...  Well you get the picture.  There are way to many sharp objects sticking out to be riding a bike without any underwear on.

Looks like we are one step closer to a robot army taking over the planet and turning us into batteries or some shit.  I am glad everyone is so excited but I am about to rethink my high wire bike riding act.

Who the fuck rides a bike without any underwear on.  Nothing says "Hot Stuff" like shit flakes on your bike seat.  Don't even get me started on what happens if you actually fall off the bike.

These mo's are doing tricks on their bike when one of them trys to pull off what looks to be a reverse wheelie and ends up wiping out both riders.  One of the riders gets up and looks like he's ready to knock someone out but there is nobody to be found because the guy who hit his bike is sleeping on the floor underneath it.

He was doing so so well with the first round of tricks that he did. Of course being the idiot that he is, he had to go and try and impress everyone watching. The cheering might have you think that he was going to land this back flip that he attempted. However, the way he landed right on his skull tells a different story.

It's safe to say these 2 aren't the worlds smartest. Trying to cat walk that bike with two people on it and not even moving fast at all. Fucking Brilliant!!!!

Fuck a bike trailer, do it the ghetto way and use your fucking head. The next time you run out of gas on your bike, don't wait for AAA's slow ass. Strap a towel to your head and throw that bitch on top of it.

Riding a bicycle is a great way to get some exercise, fresh air, and broken teeth. Here are a couple guys enjoying a ride down the street. At least part of the ride, anyway.

Normally a finish line consists of a ribbon or a banner that is easily ripped so that it does not cause any damage. For this race it looks like they decided to pull a joke and put a damn street sign as the finish line. Watch as this idiot goes head first into it. I am sure that is going to leave some brain damage.

Jumping off ramps on bikes can be a whole lot of fun, but when the ramp is out to get revenge on your there's no stopping it. Yes, ramps take revenge on people...they have feelings too.

Remember when you were a little kid and you thought of all the cool things you could do with your bike.  Well this guy got stuck in that stage of life and never got out.  So behold the most useless invention since that stupid Segway walker bullshit.

No? You have never jumped a ramp with two people on a bike? Good for you. That means your face hasn't been dragged across the ground. See the problem here is the leaning back. You need to lean way back so you don't endo the fucking bike with your dick.

Most people miss being a kid because every time you hit your head on the ground it's like a whole new world.  Plus when you injure yourself that young your too stupid to realize you just made yourself retarded.

If there was a god that hated spandex then he was definitely at this bike race telling all the racers parents what goes on in the locker room after the race is over. Kinda looks like the pileup on the track except with less bikes.

Way to go McFly I don't think you could be any bigger of a douche bag and still make me a happy man. Jebus, they should take away you license for sure. Hell maybe you got a little smarter with the eating of shit that you just were handed. Probably not thought. One more thing, who taught you how to ride a bike? Fucking idiot.

What reason would you ever give for having that many bikes.  I could understand having 30 or 40 of them and being some kind of bike afficianado but what looks to be hundreds of bikes stacked in the back yard doesn't make any sense.

Somebody caught footage of this pedestrian almost getting nailed by a crotch rocket. I guess the asshole thought he would be cool if he sped around a corner. Too bad the jackass doesn't know how to ride a bike and ate pavement.

It would have been a nice jump had he had his bike with him.

How the hell did this guy get that car frame on the bike in the first place and what can he possibly plan on doing with it.  If he puts some speakers and a new paint job maybe he can just ride around town and pretend like he has a working car.

Some assholes will never learn. This guy probably has never landed this trick and of course he has to try it while heading towards a crowd of people. Fuckin idiot.

Does she want me to eat her or the bike? or both?

Now you can shit on the go.

One day this cop will be patrolling the streets on his fancy new bike. If he happens to be chasing you and you need to lose him, just run down some stairs or step off the curb. Chances are this dumbass pig will do another face plant.

Nothing better than getting drunk right before a bike race. Especially if your not in it. The only part that sucks is when you end up plowing into the bike racers with your drunken ass. Oh well at least you don‘t have to worry about the hurricane forecast because all that shit is made up.

Find yourself constantly on the go and wish you could just relax and have a beer? These drunken connoisseurs have come up with a way for you to get where you are going and bring the beer with you. Simply attach this Beers To Go rack on the back of your bicycle and enjoy!

The good old saying that you never forget how to ride a bike is true but doesn't mean you can go off and just start acting like an asshole.  Gravity is a force that will win every time so try as you may your never gonna fly on that damn thing.

This guy tries to blame the fall on his bike but I say the true fault should go with the asshole who tried to pull off this stunt in the first place.  I guess by this guys logic he could jump off a building on the bike and just as long as the tire stayed intact he eat shit and bite his lip off again.

Well, more like a scooter, but still, those fuckers all got run over! I'm on the fence on this one. It kinda seems like a staged video, or it just could be the fact that it is European.

Drinking a forty with your homies and then attempting a stunt is probably the worst idea in the world. Especially when the stunt involves you jumping a bike off the roof of a building. I hope this kid broke his neck for being such an idiot.

It's gotta suck to be paperboy and be blind out of one eye. A week earlier he hit a deer and didn't even see the damn thing.

Bike races oh bikes races...boring as fuck to watch until someone busts their ass and loses some teeth from hitting the hard pavement face first.  Now she'll never make the cover of the Wheaties box.

Mountain biking is one of those things you do and forget to realize you aren't very good at riding a bike so you gain a bunch of speed and eventually cause damage that will surely help put the local dentists kids through college.

This has to be a fake picture. There's no way you can get this many people to work together to do anything let alone get on a bike.

From what the people that wrote that sent this in, the two on the scooter had just snatched a purse from a woman. Wang Dong thought he'd stop them dead in their tracks with his...bike. Worked like a charm too. Until they got up and started chasing him. Way to go Wang Dong!

It's good for the first chick to get some hard knocks now, so when she starts spinning on the pole she'll be use to hurting herself. The second one is lucky she had silicon bags to absorb the shock of her landing.

This reminds of some kids I knew when we were growing up. silly ass MoFo's

Yesterday a motorcyclist named Craig Jones fell off his bike traveling at excess of 100mph and was struck in the head by another bike that was following closely behind him. Even in these professional sports death is just around the corner.

You know we love to do compilation videos. Today's subject is: People eating shit on bikes. You are going to see some assholes taking their faces and placing them on the ground. The best part is they do it pretty fucking hard. Faces, get ready, get set, go!

Well Evil Knievel sure showed this guy how to do a great wheelie and ride it out for a little, but what he forgot to show him was how to pay attention to things in the road. That's what happens when you smoke too much crack while learning to ride a bike. Too bad for him.

Here are a few pictures from the aftermath of that guy in Mexico plowing into all those bike racers.  You must have done something terrible in your past life if you gotta spend your last few breaths wearing spandex.

Did you know you can get a dui while on a bike? Well you can. Try it sometime.

Kids don't realize that these stupid stunts they try have a limit.  The limit is reached right about the time you take a high speed trip to the pavement.  Then you get to enjoy having your friends explain what happened to you over and over again because your concussed ass can't remember anything.

I love it when these guys go out, get a bike, think that all of sudden they are going to be cool and eat pavement when they try and do a trick. That's funny as shit.

The only thing in cycling better than the shorts are the crashes. These guys are cruising down the stretch, when one of them hits a banana peel and piles. He only took a few others out with him, but check out the dude flying over the handle bars. Nice form.

You gotta love first person camera angles. The last time this racer got that low was when he was on his knees in prison eating cock meat sandwiches.

If you ever go to a hospital and decide to die you might wanna do it in a loud manner or else your gonna have to wait. In the meantime check out this video of guys stealing a bike and tell us if you think you recognize them.