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This is why you shouldn't just go around jumping from building to building. There's a reason they have sidewalks you idiot!!!

If you really want to kill yourself, then jump before the rescue crew arrives on scene. This guy waited around and then fought the people trying to save him. If he would have just jumped right away, then he'd be dead like he wanted instead of paralyzed. How about some commitment, buddy. Make a decision and stick to it.

What's dumber than standing next to a building you know is about collapse?  Nothing... Well nothing that I could possibly think of.  Next time they should round all these people up for a picnic on the first floor of the building so we can thin some of the stupidity out of the gene pool.

This is one of those shit your pants because it was a real fucking close call. I thought when you demolished a building, you kinda blew it up so it would fall in on itself. Not just let it roll out onto incoming traffic, like a basketball.

I can think of a million and one ways you could kill yourself that is less painful than falling off a building.  Sure they say you die before you even hit the ground but what if you don't?  That shit is gonna hurt for at least couple seconds.

When it comes down to dying in a fire and jumping out of a building the later should be picked just about every time.  Have you ever been burned.  Well take that pain and multiply it by a thousand.  Then shove a hot poker up your ass.  That's what it feels like.

The whole reason you buy moving van insurance in the first place is so you don't have to worry about knocking down a building and having to pay for it.  Obviously this guy didn't have any.

You should always make a plan to figure out how you are gonna get out of your building if all the exits are blocked and a fire starts.  Try keeping a magical umbrella on your porch.

Seems like the pilot of this helicopter put a little too much pressure on the gas and wound up becoming a hood ornament for that building. Best part about crashing a helicopter is your are unequivocally fucked. Whoops I meant worst part.

This dude in the crane gets to find out the hard way exactly how not to bring down a building.  It's nice to work fast and all but when the building falls down on top of you it's hard to get any other work done.

That building just came out of no where. Didn't even see it coming.

Hey asshole you might feel like life isn‘t gonna get any better and you would be right except the person it‘s not getting any better for is going to have to clean your mess up. Next time do us all a favor and throw your ass in the ocean with some chum around your neck.

Pretty cool clip of a building getting demolished. Bad Ass. Would have been better if I was there in person.

The trick to performing a successful building jump is to make sure you are high enough.  There is no more embarrassing feeling than falling a couple stories and just breaking your pelvis.  You wouldn't believe the strange looks people give while you lay there in pain.

At first glance this seems like a really good idea.  All you have to do is attach the rope and rappel down the building.  What could possibly go wrong.  Well for one you could nearly fall to your death and pass out from shock.  The News Anchors reactions are priceless.

I cut a couple minutes off this video, and I have to admit I was impressed at how long these two held on. I guess they had their save your ass super human strength going. Too bad it didn't last long enough. That will ruin their day for sure.

I don't wanna tell the sniper in that building what to do but it would be a good time to start doing that whole shooting thing.  Unless you don't mind the building collapsing around you like a warm concrete blanket.

If you're going to be an arsonist, I think your number one rule should be don't light yourself on fire. It shouldn't be that hard to follow. If you want to blow a building up, get out of the building first. These are simple concepts for most people to grasp, but some are still not catching on.

Skiing is dangerous when you are going down a mountain.  If you hit a tree it could seriously damage your body or even kill you.  Now when you are skiing off a building it's like taking all that danger of skiing and multiplying it times a million.  In other words it's not such a good idea.

Holy cow did you see that! The building jumped out in front of that car.

We all love to see some big buildings getting leveled. This one looks like it went down without any hitches. Except for the guy taking a piss on the second floor. He might not have faired so well.

The problem with hiding in a building in modern times is these bombs that will make a bunker pretty much useless. Afterall, it's kinda hard to get away when the entire building has fallen down around you.

It's sad to think that things in life get so bad that it would make a person want to throw themselves off a building.  Maybe that person should just fall off the second story to get an idea of how bad it would hurt.  I am sure at least half of them would change their mind.

Imagine that, you're a ship builder and your building your ship. You look up and here is another ship just about to run over your ship building process. At that moment you will most likely ship in your pants.

This guy was going kill himself so the police decided they needed to do everything they could to stop it.  That's why they shot him off the building because if anyone is gonna die in this town I'd rather get some target practice before he goes.

Base jumping seems like it would be a great time for the whole family.  I mean it's low risk, you're life's not on the line, who wouldn't wanna try it?  Well here's an example when things go completely fucking wrong and you end up shitting in your pants while free falling towards the ground.

I have seen a couple of videos like this and it makes me wonder how they do this.  This one is particularly good and includes an ending that will bring out the hidden epileptic in you.

I wanna draw a giant sign on my house that says FUCK OFF that way when the neighbors come by they can figure out exactly what to do.  After they complain I can just say it was a artistic expression and everything will go back to normal.

If this guy really wanted to kill himself he would have gotten back up on the building and done it again.  Now he is just showing off for his friends.  His next stunt is playing in traffic also known as getting run down by me in the parking lot.

Instead of calling the police these guys decided to do what any responsible citizen would do and filmed that shit.  Why?  Because people love to watch anyone brave enough to jump from a building.

The golden rule of large buildings is if they are about to fall down you need to get out the fuck.  Otherwise your gonna end up on the wrong side of a broken concrete and glass sandwich.

Taking the stairs is for pussies.  My friend here found an easier way to get down without even having to use the elevator.  Now we just gotta figure out a cure for smashed brains on the concrete.

If you didn't know Richard Branson is the Billionaire Asshat that goes around risking his privileged life. He's actually pretty cool but it's hard to look that way after sliding hundreds of feet down a building creating your new assless pants.

Seeing this building fall down isn't nearly half as impressive as seeing the huge cloud it generates.  I'm sure the neighbors will be happy when they end up inhaling all that asbestos.

Good news is, there's one less rag head out there. Bad news...well maybe there isn't any bad news in this situation. How fucking long will it take these sand niggers to kill themselves off is the real question?

Going up a building like this is a feat but jumping back down again requires and extra sidecar for your balls.  If you look closely you can see it trailing him before he lands and starts crying at which time they shrink to the size of peanuts.

Is there anything more gross than a woman with muscles so big they end up making her boobs smaller and she gets what looks like a mini penis clit thing going on in the vagina area.  Translation: Yuck.

Jumping out of a building might suck but it's nowhere near as painful as being burned to death.  Having to make that choice would suck but when you jump at least you die on the way down.  I think...

Movies ruin everyones idea of what you can really do in a car.  Car chases depict the lumbering hunks of steel that neither man nor concrete can hold back when really you are just a wrong turn away from being stuck to the side of an apartment building.

I don't wanna sound like a wuss but you gotta be crazy to jump out of a perfectly good building.  If that security gaurd had any brains he would have beat the piss out of those two hippies before he gets fired for insurance reasons.

This must be ''Watch firefighters stick their face in the middle of an explosion'' week because there are a ton of video out there showing just that.  Now my only question is why these guys didn't know better than to run into a burning building next to an potentially(now obviously) combustible silo.

This one Turkish soldier dude kills his girfriend for some reason I have yet to figure out and rounds of the stupidty with a nice backward fall off a good sized building.  All in all the end seemed pretty peaceful but I don't think he's getting up any time soon.

I love it when art takes over common sense and you are one slight wind shift away from being crushed by a giant keyboard precariously attached to a building.  It's those kind of things that make life worth living.  

Maybe if we had more shit like this on our buildings we wouldn't freak out every fucking time a woman slips a nip on TV.  That's what they are there for!  To look at!  Stop covering them up with that stupid shirt.

Might as well Jump!  A fitting phrase if you are trapped in a burning building with no way out.  Of course you could sit in a really smoky corner of the room and die from carbon monoxide poisoning.  Those are some fun options.

Why was Long Duck Dong hanging outside a 2nd story window? I don't understand Chinese so I have no idea. But I do know that was a poorly executed jump. Entertaining though.

Close only counts in horshoes and hand grenades.  One other circumstance where close doesn't count is when you decide to jump off the roof of a building.  You better make that shit or your gonna have broken bones and a great "The dumbest thing I ever did was..." story.

If I had told you this guy was about to get hit by a car, bounce off a building, and live you might not have believed me so I recorded the dam thing on tape. Good thing he lived otherwise that might have proven me wrong.

Someday you are gonna hear about a french guy falling from a insanely tall building even after he was warned not to climb it. You have the responsibility of not giving a shit because elevators were invented so we didn‘t have to climb the damn buildings.

Getting out of a burning building without a fire escape doesn't stop most people. Sure a fire place is easier to get down from and a bit less painful that falling a few stories. I like how the one person is all concerned about not getting naked while people are going around him/her. Bonus for the sweet later.

When hang gliding take a turn for the worse. Not sure if this is a planned stunt done but stupid ass who want attention. Or, did this guy just lose control and smack into a building?

I knew it was only a matter of time before these kite surfing wreck videos would come out.  Now there is even a point of view camera that you can take along with you to your death.

Sorry to disappoint some of you, he didn't fall and die. I know that would have made some of your sick fucks day. Ok, it would have made mine too. But this guy actually did it and suceeded at it. Which is rare here at crazyshit where we should most of the failings that go on in the world. Way to go dude, now jump down!

Here's a little tip for all of those out there who are looking to commit suicide effectively.  If you are gonna jump off a building try to make that building a little higher than 15 feet.  This dude does a swan dive off what couldn't have been more than the roof of a very small house.  I think the only thing he winds up accomplishing is getting the wind knocked out of him.

You ever go fishing for people about to jump off of a building? Well they make a bad ass net that can catch these stupid fucks. It's just like fishing except way better.

The best part about this, besides the car hitting the video. Is the fact that half the building feel down on the car. Maybe it's the texting and driving that is causing this shit. I know I like to do most of my texting going down the highway at 80 mph. It's like really living life dangerously.

It is little guides like this that really help you in dire situations. Say for example your friend's building is on fire. You rush in, grab him drag his unconscious body out of the blazing inferno to the closes boxing ring. Climb the ropes and pile drive that mother fucker back to life.

He can't jump through hoops, or through a ring of fire, but he sure can jump out of a window on a tall ass building.  He smacks the ground harder than I spank your mother's ass every night. 

This is one of the few times I have seen a guy jump off the building head first.  If you had any kind of balls and were gonna commit suicide that would be the way you do it.  Otherwise you are just crying out for attention or seeing how high you can jump from without killing yourself.

You have to admit that this does take some balls to jump off a 5 story building into some snow. For instance, what if you forgot where you parked your car, and thought that the big ass pile of snow was all soft. Then when you jump off, bam! You remembered where you parked your car, it's directly under you!

You might think this guy jumped from a building and got smashed on a terrace halfway down but he is actually just taking a nap.   It's my crazy neighbor that likes to tear up his clothes and lie around in chicken guts.   Seems kindof unorthodox  but it's a great way to get attention while sleeping.

Once again Frosty is a lucky fucking piece of shit. I want to go to this snowman building party if it is always gonna have 2 naked chicks partaking in the festivities.

It's already hot as fuck when you're in one of those fire suits, next to a burning hot fire of course. But what the hell do you do when shit goes completely wrong? Time for s'mores.

Fucking ninjas are tough. If you're jumping off a three story building straight onto some grass, then you are one bad dude. I'm not the fucking tough (dumb). I like the bounce the first dude got after landing. You know that had to hurt a bit. Go ninja go!

These people built an enormous fucking beach ball and dropped it off the roof of a building onto a waiting crowd. If you ask me those people on the ground are stupid and have a deathwish. Imagine people you know trying to explain how you died in a horrible beach ball accident.

I have the feeling the dude wanted to jump off the building, but then realized that someone would have to clean that shit up. Then he thought, I'll jump still, but I'll tie this rope around my neck. That way it's really fucking easy to clean up my dead body. Minus Bonus Points for the ass hat filming. Hold that fucking camera still!

College is a great time to experiment with drugs, bang lots of drunk sluts, and do stupid shit while your friends video it. Well, anytime is a good time to do these things. This dumbass just happens to be in college. He also happens to earn himself an ambulance ride to the ER. Congratulations, when you're out of your body cast, I'm sure one of those girls will give a sympathy blowjob. Hopefully you'll still have sensation below your waist.

A little more beer and he would have made it.

This would be perfect for like a Hieneken commercial.

Well somebodies day just got freed up.

If I were to jump of a tall building I'd make sure and know what was in front of me before I get there.

Sometimes life gives you no other choice but to do something you don't really wanna do.  When the alternative is being burned alive anything usually looks better.

Well, at least traffic will be light.

If I we had a bigger office and I were in better shape I would give that a shot.

I sooo wanna play on that thing! That looks like it would be a bad ass place to hand. You gotta understand, I'm a bug kid at heart!

I know there is a dead chick in this photo and all but she is topless!  All of you out there who think this is wrong are just being negative and need to look at the bright side of things.