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Let's go and put a couple piercings in our penis and see what happens. As you can clearly see it did not go too well for this guy who decided to pierce his dick 3 times. It looks like he lost a lot of blood and probably will never be able to have kids. Good job man, why would you do shit like this?

For the first time in the history of the internet we have a dick to dick marriage. Trust me when I say this, I wish that I had not witnessed it but I did and it is only right for me to share it with you all. Enjoy these two pierced cocks joined together as one in a union you would only see on Crazy Shit.

This guy just had to be one of those individuals that thought deforming his penis would make him cooler. As you can see, he has split his cock in two and pierced it with a gigantic ring type deal. I hope whoever he was trying to impress got the message.

If you hate your dick so much why don't you just chop it off. You know that your dick didn't want to be split in half. Then your balls have a big ole piece of steel going through them. This is one set of sad man junk here.

Ready, Set, Jump! Looks as if this poor chick didn't quite make it over the fence. How are you going to explain having your ass pierced to your parents? Look at it this way, at least the piercing itself was free.

The great part about having a piercing in your penis is sometimes it gets caught on things and rips open. I know it sounds perfect but it makes for good horror film scenes after the initial pain goes away.

Looks like we may have a little infection going on there. That's why you shouldn't fuck around with your penis. You might end up losing it.

Just incase you can't read the shirt it say's "I Hate Piercing". Now that I look at it's not that funny. Actually it's down right lame. But fuck it's already in the system and I am way to lazy to take it out, it's really a long process and shit. Maybe we could all tell about where we have had a piercing at. I'll go first. I had a tongue piercing for about 3 years.

Oh. Wow. Proof that idiots run the internet with their stupid fucking ideas to take pictures of shit like this. Amazing what people do to themselves for attention, I hope your dick falls off fucker.

I'm sure he has a good ol time getting through security.

So he wants to join the Sith. All he needs now is a Light Saber and to learn how to use the dark side of the force.

I can't but think that all sorts of bodily fluids are just going to squirt out of there like a busted high pressure hose.

Well this is certinly intersting. why would you endure so much pain?

Here we have yet another idiot who decided to pierce his dick. Not only did he had a cock ring to his penis, he also decided to split it in two. Why!?! Is all I have to say.

I woke up today and decided I wanted to break the record for most piercings. No, I am not talking about myself, I am talking about this guy pictured above. Why anyone would get there back covered in needles is beyond me. Record or not, that shit had to be painful.

Nice set of boobs getting pierced. Plain and simple. I wish the face was actually shown, but at the same time I don't really care.

The thinking process that goes into these videos must be so complex that we will just never understand how it works. Why would anyone even think about piercing his nose with a bb gun? I hope it shot up his nose and gave him permanent brain damage.

Wow!!! Now that's hardcore. I don't think I could stomach that kind of pain.

Take out the crazy ass hair and the hooks in her knees and you have quite a cute chick right here. I don't believe I would ever let someone pierce my knees and then hang from them. However if it were to happen, I would want this shit to go down in a little bit more sterile place. Look at all the shit on the ground, I am sure there are some used needles around somewhere.

How he can look so comfortable while hanging from hooks pierced through his skin is beyond me. Somebody tell him that he is bleeding and this does not make him any cooler than before.

I wanna know what happens to these people after they are finished putting these huge holes in their body.  It's not like these things are gonna grow back so I imagine boogers steadily flow from that guys nose on a daily basis.

Nothing spells I want attention like piercing up your face till it's unrecognizable.  A little hoop here maybe a stud there is fine but if you look anything like this please stop.  You making everyone else who likes to pierce themselves look bad.

This is the way to NOT pierce your tongue.  It was sent in by a generous user who obviously has little idea of what he is doing.  So any of you guys out there that like to perform home surgery/piercings and whatever other kind of poke holes through your body thing people do remember to send in pictures because we love that shit.

After a certain point you gotta stop adding metal and holes to your face and realize nobody wants to hang out with you any more because no matter what you say bathing is necessary and those holes are forever.

See The Smallest Dick Here! Wow, I have seen some shit in my time, but that is the saddest dick ever. It is no bigger than a baby midget's thumb. It really is the smallest dick. Hell it might be smaller that the smallest dick, it is minute. That guy probably has to use both thumbs to piss, then ends up just giving up and pissing on his leg. See More of the Smallest Dick Here

Around the 30th piercing you are basically screaming for attention so try and be a little modest with your newfound joy.  That shit will be cool all up until 3 or 4 of those are ripped out in a bar fight.

I guess getting a tattoo was too pussy for him so he had to step it up a notch. Why anyone would ever want to get their tongue split in two is really beyond me. All I know that there is no way in hell that this didn't hurt like a son of a bitch. Congratulations on getting your tongue split in two, I hope the humility and pain was worth it.

Looks like one of those idiots who stick shit up their dick holes finally got what was coming to them. Looks like the guy with the lights in his cock left them on for a little too long. Nothing more disgusting than the smell of burnt dick flesh in the morning.

Ok, it's time for big dick jokes, I'll go first. My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off. My dick is so big, it has a horizon. My dick is so big, they cold run the Indy 500 on it, with no turns. My dick is so big, it has its own fraternity, Delta Theta Cock. Post some of yours below!

This fellas is what happens when you forget to buy your girl shit on Valentine's Day. Okay, so maybe biting his dick off was a bit much, but at least she kept it so he could sew it back on. You better remember the chocolate and flowers next year.

Visit My Tiny Dick Way to go Mr. Tiny Dick, you got another girl to jack you off, but your dick is only as big as your thumb. That's just sad, maybe you could hang some weights on it to make it bigger? See More Tiny Dick Here

It seems as if someone actually wants to market this new type of ash tray. Titled : the dick tray, it is pretty much self-explanatory. Instead of putting your ashes into a circular tray, you would use a live human dick. I don't know about y'all but I would like my dick to remain burn burn free.

Who's into dick slapping? Come on, let's see a show of hands here. I know there are some of you sick fucks that like to get all tied up with duct tape, and have your dick slapped around for awhile. You just want your chick to slap it like it owes her money.

Apparently this guy guy stuck himself with like 1500 piercings to obtain the world record.

How familiar are you with your lover's crotch? Could you pick it out of a lineup, by feel alone? This chick goes down the line, squeezing cocks, and is certain she's found the right one. Right or wrong, she got handle 4 packages, and made the day for 3 random guys.

That's all you need to pierce a nipple. One pair of pliers and one pellet gun. Sure you might have to cock it a fuck load of times, but it's going in one hole and out the other, that's for sure.

I think my dick just gave up. My dick thinks if I ever try this, he's chopping himself off my body and running away. I'm not sure what kind of sexual pleasure you get out of this, but wow, that has to hurt. Bonus for the rubber gloves. What's up with that? Are you afraid you are going to give you dick a disease?

I guess he was just sitting around one night with nothing to do and thought, hey I should put my dick in the blender. Too bad he's not long enough to reach the blades.

My Tiny Dick I don't even know where to go with this one. His dick is so small that it can't even stay in this chic's vag. Wow. I mean wow. I can't imagine looking down and not seeing my wang. Ever. sure I got a bit of a beer belly, but I tell you what, I see my dick on a daily basis. This fucking fat ass prolly doesn't see his dick for weeks at a time. Maybe when he pees his pants and his laughing girlfriend here changes is diaper. See More Little Dick Abuse

Wow Dancing Bear! No matter how many times I see these Dancing Bear videos, I can‘t help but thing, I really missed a real calling in life. I could be out there swinging my dick around. Stirring women‘s drinks with my dick. Putting my dick in their tits and mouths. Basically, it would be my dick all over the fucking place. But alas, I am here behind a computer just showing you these guys, and these hoes. I hope you are happy! See More!

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I personally don't have any piercing or tattoos but I guess a couple here and there wouldn't be so bad. This guy has reached the point to where it is way too much shit going on. First of all why in the hell would you get tattoos all over your face? Get it somewhere where you can at least hide it if you want to. The piercings are ridiculous as well. I hate to tell you man but that shit does not make you look any cooler.

Sure we all know what a dick looks like. Well, now we REALLY know what a dick looks like, from the inside that is. Ok, I'm going to go have some quality time with my ding-a-ling now. I gotta make sure he knows I love him.

Fucked Up Handjobs Wow lady, way to beat that dick like it owes you money. I tell you what though, if you bite my dick, you should expect a punch to the back of the skull. That kind of shit is not cool at all, and well, you will find yourself in a shallow grave! No biting the dick! See More Fucked Up Hand Jobs!

There is no way this is real. BUT, and i stress the but part, if it is, then wow, that fucking sucks big time. I mean, that thing is fucking tiny. Not only is it tiny, but it's thin and tiny. It's like a mini dick. Poor guy, I'm sure he jerks off with two fingers. Bonus for the dude's face, "hey, look at my big dick..."

BARF! I liked tamales until I ran across this picture. I will never eat another tamale again. This image of a dude stuffing his dick with shit is forever burned into my brain. Someone answer me this question. Why in the hell would anyone do this? WHY!?

No clue what disease this is, but what the fuck?! His penis looks like a fucking Slinky.

That had to be one mean ass accident to just rip that guy's dick right off. If he is dead, he should be happy. I would hate to imagine a life of having no dick. Maybe that's why no one is trying to resuscitate him too. They know a life without a dick is no life at all.

It's been sometime since we let you all enjoy some idiot sticking shit in their dick hole. Well Crazy Shitters, the time has come once again. Instead of some foreign object like scissors or a piece of glass, this guy chose to go the more traditional route. I hope you all enjoy this picture of a dude sticking his own finger up his dick hole.

Yep, another asshole inflating his dick for the internet. Enjoy.

One in each hand and one in the mouth is what she likes. I guess before politics she was into porno because she sure knows how to handle those invisible dicks really well.

See More Tiny Dick Man Mr. Tiny Dick strikes again. This chick thinks it's a fake fucking dick. It's not. It's this fatties little wang. I'm thinking he should cut it off and put a fake one on there. Click for Hot Chicks and Little Dicks

Sunday we posted the video MATADOR GETS FACE GORED BY BULL and what a graphic video that was. Today I have found some high quality pictures of the matador Julio Aparicio getting his face pierced by the bull horns.

One day, he's going to sneeze and kill someone.

Ha ha hehe HER DICK IS BIGGER THAN HIS! heheh

Packin' Heat Baby, always a favorite with the ladies

I guess today is big dick day at crazyshit.com. So let's here so big dick jokes kids.

This was a picture that was sitting in our folder of shit that has to go up. Well it has made it and now we all know why it never went up. Ouch man, that has got to hurt

As the video started I thought, wow, look all three of them, just getting some down right good action going. Then it happened. Ass man‘s dick fell out and hit pussy man‘s dick. In my book those two guys should do either two things. 1. Fight till the death. 2. Become fags. Because once your dick touches another man‘s dick one of you has to die. Visit for more DP action.

Nobody liked him as a child.

In comes the other dick, and this dick ain't playing. I hear all the women love the double penetration. Well atleast the women on DP Babes so click here to see them

Do you know where your children are? Hopefully nowhere near this big dick.

I'm going to give it a 7/10. It gets points for great quality of the tattoo, huge tattoo, and originality. Minus points for big dick on his back though.

Dick or no dick, this fat fuck is just stoked to have three chicks squatting down in front of him. It's not exactly the kind of attention he wants from the ladies, but he'll take what he can get.

Do you hate you dick? Do you want that nasty thing out of your site, but still want to stroke it every so often? If so, here's an idea. Stick it in your nuts. Then sow up your nuts around it. That way you can still have your dick, but it will be nicely hidden.

I guess if you need to clean out your sandy vagina this is one way to do it. The Dick Lover Faucet comes in all shapes and sizes and is sure to please all of you dick lovers out there.

If you are a lover of booze and the cock then this is the perfect solution for you. Get all the booze you need while satisfying that craving you have for a cock in your mouth. Unless you are openly homosexual, I would only recommend this to the ladies.

His Wife Will Never Lose Him Again

In quite possibly the most bizarre sex act I have seen to date, this guy has rigged up some sort of asshole to dick contraption. Personally I have no idea how the fuck he got his balls up by his asshole unless he actually cut them off. I guess some people think of pleasure in a whole different way that the majority of us.

I do recall asking for shit to rate and then User Submitted Boobs as well, on a weekly basis. No where do I ever remember mentioning pictures of dicks with bells hanging out of them. This fella here sent this in to us, insisting that we put it up. Here you go sir, your dick hole bell picture is now up on the internet. I hope you are happy.

Don't ever hire this guy to come clean your house. Within minutes he will have his dick out dusting your television in front of your little kids. If you ever happen to do this again, keep it to yourself.

He reminds me of a boar.

Or as his friends call him, Bob. Bob owed some people some money people some money. Now Bob is dead, and he has no head or dick. These people thought they would also send a message out the people that owe them money too, by sticking Bob's dick in his own mouth. That sucks for the guy that had to cut his dick off. I'd hate to be that guy.

If you don't notice that there is something wrong with your dick till it gets to this point then you might wanna have your eyes examined.  I know it's embarrassing and all but the alternative is having your dick rot off.

What the hell is going on with this guy's junk. If you wanted to render you dick useless for the rest of your life, try pumping it full of silicon. That should do the trick. Then you can post your vids online for everyone to see how much of a freak your wang is. Bonus for the knee high wading boots. Having a big dick around water is dangerous!

It was only a matter of time before the "shit in their dick holes" brigade got wind of the approaching Christmas Holiday. It looks as if this guy has turned his member into a human Christmas tree. While you get an A for creativity, it's still a fucking penis with shit stuck in the dick hole.