Your Search Results for: jump

Every now and then you get a white kid that thinks he is some sort of Olympic long jumper, but then he shortly realizes that he can barely jump over a soda can.

Dude just got up there like it was no problem. I couldn't jump up that high if I tried.

Joey always dreamed of winning the gold in the long jump. Here we get an inside look at his morning practice session in the backyard. That's good for today, Joey, go ahead and take a break.

Billy was struck with a horrible curse that made him believe he was a frog for a day. All I have to say is when will there ever be a video of a white man that can actually jump?

Yuppers, I have officially taken bungee jumping off of my list of things to do. Well, not off a fucking bridge with no safety air bag thing.

I would think that it would be easier to base jump if you had a parachute. Plus you would have the bonus of getting to jump again. Unlike these people that only get to jump once, then it's into a body bag.

He Came. He Saw. He Tried To Jump It. He Failed Miserably. Poor guy thought it was an easy jump and wound up a dead body on the sidewalk.

Travis Pastrana is one crazy ass dude. I honestly believe he will do anything, there is no limit as to what this adrenaline junky will attempt. This jump happened last night for New Years Eve. He set some sort of World Record, but who the fuck cares about that. This shit is pretty bad ass.

I'm saying that has to be at least a 50 foot cliff. Just like the go cart guy, his mistake was putting the front-end down first. Next thing you know, it's head over tails flip time.

Talk about a flawless dive. I give him 8/10. There was a bit of splash when he hit the dirt. The judges never want to see that. Also, I would have to say, why was he getting lower? If you are going to jump, jump man, get some extra air. Go out with style. And a splat!

OH SHIT! Maybe I can't jump a moving car. Something went wrong in my calculations because I swear that I should have been able to jump over that car. Oh well, I think I need to go to the hospital now, something feels broken.

My thoughts on suicide jumping is you have to go out in style. One big fucking jump, maybe even throw in some somersault and tricks in the mix. Then right as you hit the cement, you would think how cool that is and probably want to do it again. Too bad though, you dead now. Should have took up base jumping.

I don't think it's right how the guy keeps trying to land the jump kick and Ref steps in every time he misses. That's got to be annoying as hell.

This entire video is incredible and I suggest you watch the whole thing. Finally somebody shows that white people can jump. The percentage is very low, but hey, these guys are out there.

You have to admit that this does take some balls to jump off a 5 story building into some snow. For instance, what if you forgot where you parked your car, and thought that the big ass pile of snow was all soft. Then when you jump off, bam! You remembered where you parked your car, it's directly under you!

It's no General Lee, but that car sure does get some air. Somebody get the driver that got jumped a fresh pair of undies.

Can anyone explain to me why the fuck you are encouraging that alligator to jump out of the water.  That's just teaching the thing could jump out of the water and into your boat at any minute.

You gotta love the big girl's spirit. She tried to jump, she did the bend down, compress the legs, and then the upward motion...then nothing. Dam those fast camera's. No one would have ever noticed!

Jumping out of a building might suck but it's nowhere near as painful as being burned to death.  Having to make that choice would suck but when you jump at least you die on the way down.  I think...

People underestimate the power of a good jump kick in a fight.  Most times they think it's just a fancy way to advertise that you wanna get punched in the face.  If used effectively you can look like a badass and maybe even manage to knock the wind out of your opponent at the same time.

Hey guys, watch me, watch me! I'm going to jump through this door. One, two, three!!!! Fail. Maybe you need a bigger door to jump thought. There's a thought, or maybe you could practice jumping into the air. Maybe you could get ahold of this gravity thing.

At first I thought the height this guy was gonna jump from was no big deal but after seeing him standing on top it makes me feel sick. You might be able to jump off the board but you probably won‘t be coming up for air any time soon.

This guy stayed up all night with an 8-ball of coke and a pot of coffee watching a Dukes of Hazard marathon. Before he knew it, it was time to go to work, so he hopped in his car and headed out to make the Duke boys proud.

Most people will say that life is all about moderation but they have never tried to make a sweet jump.  You gotta come out going full speed and don't look back till they set the bone and finish the cast.

These dude were about 15 degrees from crawling out of this vehicle.  Luckily they slowed it down near the end and ended up making a pretty sweet jump.  Next time they should put a couple people under the ramp to spice it up a little.

Why was Long Duck Dong hanging outside a 2nd story window? I don't understand Chinese so I have no idea. But I do know that was a poorly executed jump. Entertaining though.

I have the feeling the dude wanted to jump off the building, but then realized that someone would have to clean that shit up. Then he thought, I'll jump still, but I'll tie this rope around my neck. That way it's really fucking easy to clean up my dead body. Minus Bonus Points for the ass hat filming. Hold that fucking camera still!

All he wanted was to feel the rush and look cool in front of his friends, but unfortunately for him, he has no coordination. I think you were suppose to jump over it, not run on top of it. Enjoy the hospital trip, dumbass.

Drinking a forty with your homies and then attempting a stunt is probably the worst idea in the world. Especially when the stunt involves you jumping a bike off the roof of a building. I hope this kid broke his neck for being such an idiot.

I thought home boy was going to eat it for sure. He was so lucky he was actually able to land it.

A jump kick is a great way to tell someone to stop whatever they are doing or prepare to feel the wrath of the flying foot.  Unless the person is hell bent on beating you up a jump kick will work to subdue even the angriest competitors.

Parachutes should be standard in apartment buildings. Fuck those lame ass fire extinguishers, what good are those going to do when the whole fucking building is on fire. Give everyone a chute upon signing the lease and shit like this would not happen.

This kid should really have been watching out for the banana peel on the boat deck. I haven’t seen such a bad attempt at a jump since OJ Simpson at the 1995 National Jump Rope Championship.

I say this guy has balls of steel for this jump. He also has some dumbass in there as well, but it does take some balls to jump down that fucking thing. I imagine he ass was hurting a bit after that too.

Someone forgot to teach this little guy how to jump. I mean if you get stuck in a gap that you could of easily jumped over..I have no sympathy for you. Next time put forth a little effort and hop right over the damn thing.

Man, in what was sure to be one hell of a stunt, it sure did not look like they practiced enough. I am not sure how you can miss a jump by that much. I am guessing after that face slam into a wall of snow he is missing a couple teeth.

It looks like Bob here tried to do a suicide jump. Actually, I shouldn't say tried, since he did do a suicide jump. This folks is what kind of mess you leave when you do a leaping suicide. Someone had to scrap him off the sidewalk, and into a bag. Just remember that person that has to do it, before you jump.

You know he meant to do that. When he comes up to the jump you can see him getting ready pop out the front of the bike so he can slide down the back side of the jump on his face. Fucking awesome trick! Do it again!

Yes, there are people all around the world that get off to near death experiences. This one in particular decided to let his friend jump over him with a speeding car. As you can he was nearly inches from being the new hood ornament of that car. I'll still to playing kickball as my form of entertainment.

You ever go fishing for people about to jump off of a building? Well they make a bad ass net that can catch these stupid fucks. It's just like fishing except way better.

This couple was not aware that there was a spillway which included about a 3 story drop directly in front of them until they flew off of it.  Otherwise this would have been a super sweet jump.  The two are listed in serious condition.  Not so sweet.

That is the question but seems to me that it's a pretty easy choice. I believe jumping would be way less painful than what is in store if you decide not to. Either way that shit is gonna hurt.

Baby jumping is sweeping the nation! You just get a few friends that have some kids, and line those little bundles of joy up, and jump the fuck over them! You can use some sticks and shit. That makes it even more fun. Maybe add in some booze, for you, not the babies, to make it a little more dangerous. The first person to land on a baby loses.

He can't jump through hoops, or through a ring of fire, but he sure can jump out of a window on a tall ass building.  He smacks the ground harder than I spank your mother's ass every night. 

Balls man. Balls. You have to think of your balls. Sure you are the next Jackass, but your balls will hate you forever. Forever. Next time put a helmet on your balls and see if you can jump it. Wait, here's a even better idea. Set your balls on fire, then try to jump the guy on the scooter!

This is one hell of a missed jump, as you can tell by the "fuck" he screams as he realizes he didn't get enough air to clean the landing. Then it's nights out, with a sweet face landing that you only see in the movies.

Why anyone would try this to begin with is beyond me. I do believe next time you should make sure you can make the jump before you completely fuck up your leg. Also might be a good idea to wear a life vest, just in case it's your head that slams into the side of the bridge.

this one of the funniest fail jumps ever. Lol, I know he felt stupid after fucking that jump up.

This is one of the few times I have seen a guy jump off the building head first.  If you had any kind of balls and were gonna commit suicide that would be the way you do it.  Otherwise you are just crying out for attention or seeing how high you can jump from without killing yourself.

A new a sport for a new era. I must admit it was a pretty good idea. Although they should have angled the jump a little higher. Now that would have been fun.

He never saw it coming. One minute he was getting ready for his jump, the next minute, nothing but darkness.

Apparently you die. Shitty way to find out.

If you're looking for a great way to smash your cock and balls, watch and learn. Most people who wreck their shit on a trampoline do so by getting bounced off of it. This loser doesn't make it that far. He didn't those nuts anyway.

Hey all, watch us jump this little ramp over these stairs with this cart. It's going to be so awesome, you just wait and see! Ready 1, 2, 3 go! Seconds later...that didn't work out as we planned! Really? You really thought that was going to work, huh?

We all love watching people bust their ass, so here is a little trilogy of failures to get your Thursday started. A gayblader tries to jump a fence, a dipshit tries to jump a car, and a girl shows how to do a faceplant in the water.

Here's a few things this guy got to scratch off his list. 1. make jump. 2. fail at jump. 3. having kids. Good luck with that.

Not a bad for a fire stunt. At least this kid had a good exit strategy. There was no doubt in his mind that those flames where going out.

In an ideal world the penguin would jump in the boat and that would cause the whales to tip the boat. Once the people fell into the water the penguin would jump on the capsized boat and all the people in the water get eaten.

This video reminds me of this game i used to play on a old Tandy PC where clowns would jump out of burning buildings and you would have to bounce them with a net to safety.  Seems like these guys wouldn't be very good at that game.

That was pretty kewl. I have never actually seen a car land a jump like that. It would have preobably been a little nore fun to be driver.

Some people say a person would have to be crazy to jump out of a perfectly good plane.  That also applies to bungie jumping.  If you die while attempting to be extreme you have no one to blame but yourself.

Who said white men can't jump. These fools are bringing some bad ass game to these courts, boooya!!!

Seems like not a week goes by where some kid underestimates a jump and winds up smashing his face into the ground.  There is a dentist out there who smiles everytime he see's an advertisement for these stupid X-games.

This guy eats so much shit you wonder why he ever attempted the trick in the first place.  Shame on the cameraman for not videotaping the aftermath shot and showing us how many teeth he doesn't have left.

If your going to hurl yourself hundreds of feet into the air you better have a good plan for what you are gonna do to get down after the jump.  Otherwise you end up eating major shit like this guy over here.

Instead of calling the police these guys decided to do what any responsible citizen would do and filmed that shit.  Why?  Because people love to watch anyone brave enough to jump from a building.

You know this is going to end badly, or awesome...depending on how you look at it. And this guy doesn't fail to deliver. Watch Bob jump, watch Bob fly and watch Bob eat shit. You sir get Dumbass of the Day award for that. Keep practicing on those trampolines. You'll get it one day.

Fucking awesome, I wonder if they even did some practice runs, just went for it? And you know he had to take a header into the asphalt too.

I have to say it takes balls to just jump on to a big old christmas tree like that in front of everyone including the staff. Makes for a hell of a story though.

I have to hand it to these guys, that would make me shit my fucking pants. What would be even better is if someone had one of those slow motion cameras. To capture the real shitting of the pants as the guy started falling. Bonus for the guy that throws the rope. Do they usually do that or was that to make him shit even more?

Stumbled across this pic this morning. I know how sad yall are gonna be that it's not another gay pic, enjoy these wonderful tits bitches.

At first I thought this kid was jumping into a pool but when I saw all that was between him in the ground was... Well nothing! I didn‘t feel so bad. I give him a 9 for style points but it got reduced to a 3 due to a technical error on the landing.

These kids are pretty crazy considering all it takes is one miscalculation and they wind up filming what looks to be like so many rally car crashes.  Next time I say the driver does it blindfolded and his friend stands in the middle of the jumping area.

A couple of inches to the right and that kid is getting his brain scraped off the pavement.  He might look like he was walkign away like a badass but really he was going home to change his shit filled pants.

I have an Idea, why don't we jump out of a plane with big guns, shoot at each other and the parts of the person who hit the floor first is the winner.

You have to ask youself who ties to jump on a exercise ball? Who does that and expects to have a good outcome? No body. Even the idiot #2 ate shit trying to jump on a ball. Bonus for how the crowd was cheering and the mascot was just in pure pain. He may have shit his pants too! Goooo Team!

There are certain things in life you don‘t wanna do a halfass job on. That is if you like walking without the help of a cane. One of them is brain surgery. The other is jumping over a bunch of cars on a motorcycle. A mistake in either one could turn somebody retarded.

How crazy do you have to be to jump out of a plane with out a parachute and try to make it to another flying plane? Pretty fucking crazy if you ask me.

That's one sick jump. Chances are that will be his last one.