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When you are revving a huge monster truck and jumping over cars it helps to remind your self  that if you push the engine too hard you are gonna crash and burn in a ball of fire similar to a scene in one of those Die Hard movies.

I know we have all seen at least one Monster Truck in our lifetime but what we have new is an all new monster. This team of designers have formed a Monster Motorcycle that will roll over just about anything in its path. It may make you look like a total bad ass while you are on it but you also have to possess some major balls to get on this thing.

A little while before this monster truck rally promoter was talking shit about how the news was making a big deal over the 6 year old boy that was killed by debris last week. Well seems like he wasn‘t telling the truth because he got run over a few hours later.

Watching people do backflips is fun whether they're on their feet or on a motorcycle. Who would have thought the backflip could be accomplished with a monster truck though? This shit takes some serious skills my friends.

Nothing spells Monster Truck like running over smaller cars with your huge oversized vehicles. One of those tires on that huge mining truck costs more than most regular cars. I would still get one though because then all the asshole SUV drivers on the road would think twice before cutting me off.

Nothing like bringing the culture of the good old U.S. of A to other countries to show them how great we are. The reason they crush these cars is to prevent more assholes from making Car bombs out of them. Seems like a fun way to do it and impress the locals at the same time.

It would have been bad ass if he actually landed back on his wheels. He was so close. Better luck next time buddy.

The Asian nipple monster is on the prowl and looking for it's next victim. What looks like a hot ass Asian from the outside has a surprise that will have you fearing for your life. Be aware guys this Asian nipple monster is one mean creature, looking for blood.

I love these places that have these huge automobiles rumbling around on public streets without any safegaurds. If you think that metal railing is gonna stop that big ass truck think again. Fortunately nobody was killed but 10 people went to the hospital.

I don't believe in the sea monsters believe in the cock monster.  Why do you ask?  Because unlike all those fake ass tourist attractions I have seen actual photo's of the cock monster.  Just make sure there is a woman around or else your gonna have an unpleasant time taming the beast.

watch out! the one eyed monster is back

Now that car's a compact vehicle for sure. A little flat too.

I know it's hard as hell to hear, but just seconds before the truck flipped, you can hear him say, "Hey ya'll watch this!" Maybe the owner of the mud pit put some stumps down in there to fuck with people. Looks like it worked, and some guy almost drowned in mud as the result. Awesome! Huge bonus for all the hicks trying to run out there, through that thick ass mud. They loved every minute of that.

I've always wondered what the deal with cookie monster was? I always found it kinda strange that he was hooked on them cookies. Thanks for shedding light on it Family guy.

Who the fuck would be heartless enough to kill The Cookie Monster?

This is how everything looks where you are on a diet. Except for me, it's taco bell all over the place.

That's one sharp looking 4 wheeler. I bet it looks real cool in the woods.

I hope she gets stuck in that tart pit and is forced to eat herself to survive.

BEWARE! The fleshy monster penis is on the prowl and looking for some fresh meat. Not sure what disease this dude has but I would surely get that shit checked out. The flesh is clearly not supposed to be falling of your penis.

If you have any glass lying around hurry up and take it to the recycling bin before the Om Nom Nom Nom monster stops by your house. After he gets their your rectum and glass will never be the same.

I know this looks like some crazy red neck shit, but I'll tell you what, it sure is a whole lot of fun.

If you ever go to Columbia and see a semi-truck on the side of the road, point and laugh.  Chances are that it will fall down a grass hill before a group of people can pull it back to the road.  I mean come on, that‘s a big ass truck, it‘s gonna take more people than that to pull it out of this situation.

Some say if you stare very closely at the picture you can see the outline of an ancient dinosaur.  Locals call this creature the hotassness monster.

Fake or not, this shit is bad ass. That slip n slide is a fucking monster. I would only go on it though if there was a big ass lake on the other end, not a tiny kiddie pool.

I always wanted my own Transformer and it looks as if I have found the truck to buy. This Chevy Truck folds in half like a champ when it is pulled out of the icy waters.

The semi truck driver probably had to take a shit really bad and just couldn‘t wait any longer for the loader to get everything in the truck. Tvs and some other stuff for sale...cheap prices, good deals! Get the "off the truck" special today only.

What we have ladies and gentlemen is a monster turd for you all to rate on this lovely Tuesday. Got a shit that is worthy of being rated? Send it in to Rate My Shit Now!

Monster Curves Loves Big Asses I am proud to say that I am a huge ass fan. Not just that I like asses, but I love a huge ass. Big ole round asses that look like a peach in some sweat pants. Monster Curls has the goods on big asses! See More BIG ASSES!

See, I knew it. Girls do poop. All this time, they have been saying that girls didn't poop, but they do. They fucking shit out Monster Turds. Like toilet clogging monster turds. I'm thinking to get the size of turd like this, you have to either eat a shit load of chicken wings or have lots of anal sex. Maybe she had both.

There is some bridge in the New England are that is notorious for fucking up moving vans and trucks alike.  Seems like these truckers didn't get the memo about not being able to drive the truck under it.

Sure, it is not the base of some enormous cliff, but it did the trick. It looks as if he fell asleep at the wheel and drove right off of the side of the road. Unluckily enough for him, there was about 30 foot drop before he met pavement again.

I thought I had some wiggle room but it ended up being crush room.  Since we've gotten this far we might as well start an impromptu monster truck rally.  Well call it the "Green Machine".

This is one bad ass truck. The World needs to see this.

Let's just say that whatever team has this beast as a cheerleader can't be good, at all. If I were to show up at a game and saw this thing jumping in the air with pom poms I would run the fuck home!

If you have a bunch of disposable income you can ride one of these things to work and not have to worry about Mad Max stcking something in between the spokes in your tire..

You know when you drive a huge cement truck, you should really pay attention to the signs that say no oversized loads. Evidently those signs mean that the bridge was not built to handle the weight of a cement truck. This driver learned a lesson the hard way when he fell through the damn road.

This girl is kinda like Red Sonya except she is blue because Elmo was too damn fast.  Next time Big Bird rears it's ugly head you can bet your ass it's gonna be chicken sandwiches for everyone.

Why sell your car to a dealership for a fraction of the cost when you could just take it down to your local monster truck rally and have MegaSaurus burn and rip it to shreds.  Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Just when you thought having a turned over truck was bad, these mo's go and make it worse. Maybe flipping the truck in neutral wasn't the best idea. And for god's sake, keep the camera on the action!

The weekend is so fucking close to being here I can smell it! Trust me the smell of the weekend is 1000 times better than what this enormous shit probably smelled like. Enjoy this Monster Shit and Rate This thing while your at it. Got a shit that is worthy of being rated? Send it in to Rate My Shit Now!

I kinda feel it was almost the cop's fault. He parked so far out in the road that the traffic couldn't get around him. That's how the red truck hit him. A oncoming car freaking nails the truck, the truck nails the cop. A doughnut cries.

One of the craziest jobs in Iraq has to be driving in a big truck convoy.  All the insurgents have to do is take out one truck and every truck behind it becomes a sitting duck.

Most men wast their time going out to different bars trying to pick up women when they could just walk straight out to their truck in the parking lot and have sex.  With the truck.

Here is an imaginative way to load an ATV into a regular sized pick-up truck.  All you need is a pick-up truck, ATV, and a brain the size of a walnut to make your fame and fortune on the internet.

This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Fire In The Hole". I surely hope there is not a building burning to the ground somewhere. If there is, you all should really break out the garden hoses as this fire truck will not be making it.

He was like don't look at me!!! This family guy clip is kinda short, but I love the way they compare his addiction to a crack addition.

Ohh Mamma, that's gonna be a bad one in the morning. He just hit the ground and floored it, right into the truck. Then his buddies grab his hat off the truck to act like nothing ever happened. Hahhaa.

Way to go on this one, that fucking shit looks like it is about to bust out the microwave and start murdering people. Notice that he did take the battery out. When you try this at home with your iphone, make sure to take out the battery or else the battery might explode. Which would be great to for a video of you having your eyes melt off and catching it on video.

This seems too dumb to even fake but somehow they managed to leave a rope attached to this truck and let it fall into the water.  It's damn shame too that looked like a perfectly good truck.

The truck driver says he got sick while driving, and that is why he hit the cars. So I guess he shit himself, causing him to plow into the cars, which caused those drivers to shit themselves. Another example of the circle of poo in action.

Good thing that, that truck has a covered back end. Well I think it is at least. If not, those people are fucked. Then again, the car did pull in front of the truck, right before the truck made the little car disappear.

User Submitted Shit from an Elementary School Dropout is fucking awesome. Not only did he send us a pic of his MONSTER turd, he added the following comment to go along with it :"This bad boy was loooong ive learnd how to make thick long shits by pushing rely hard and right before its out just losen my body up so my anus expands and its bigger and longer. this one was about 14 inches there was more but it slid in the botom as u can see it kinda looks like a penis so i killed 2 birds with one shit. i hadent craped for like halve a day so when i woke up and got to school wich is where this monster was born. hope its posted. love this website.-B0"Got A Monster OF A Shit and Possibly A Story Behind It? Don‘t Wait Any Longer!! Send It In To Rate My Shit

Watch as a struggle for survival is about to take place. In this epic battle of Man VS Beast, the man better run the fuck away before that chick eats him for dinner. God damn that is one massive ass girl! I bet you could fit your whole head inside of her vagina.

Bob didn't do such a good job parking the truck. I don't think it's going to buff out any of the scratches on this one. You have to admit though, that is a proper fucking of a truck. Even if they pull it out, it's going to break some more shit when they do pull it out. I would actually like the see the video of them doing that.

What an amazing ass this is!! I have to give props to whoever made transparent chairs like the one above, being used oh so cleverly. You have done mankind a great service, giving chicks with asses like this a wonderful place to display their prize winning monster trophies!

Otherwise what the hell is the point of having a spider car?  Oh yah because it's badass.  I would totally drive to work in this thing with my shotgun so anyone who honked at me would get the taste of spider car vengeance.  I would also soup it up monster truck style and put suckers on it that would steal gas from the pump.

It looks like someone injected steroids into this girls nipples! Look at the size of those things. Maybe this is a new trend, nipple implants. Ladies you can now poke peoples eyes out with your nipples like you always dreamed of doing.

And the winner again is the Semi Truck. When will the caravans ever learn? You can't go up against a semi truck head on, it's going to lead to you and your family being road kill.

Here's the story I got with this pic. If it's true, I have no idea, and for that matter, I don't care. Enjoy: This member of a LA gang, decided one day that he would try to car-jack a semi truck at gun point. The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face. The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted thief, off. He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck. At which time the driver slammed on his brakes, resting on top of him.

I'm not sure what this is, but maybe someone swallowed a cellphone and the cellphone monster is coming out of their stomach. Your thoughts?

He literally gave the front of that truck a piece of his mind. Note to self, don't think you are going to win when you run straight at a moving truck. It's almost guaranteed you are going to die, especially if you make impact with your head!

The great part about some of these retards in the huge truck is seeing them get stuck.  This guy seems like he has the biggest truck around which means there probably isn't anyone around to pull him out.

She was just having a typical Sunday afternoon, shopping for some air freshener and hand soap, harmless to anybody...Hey lady! Stay away from the moth balls! I hear hanging around that section of the store can be a real risk.

This guy couldn't decide if he wanted to be a weatherman or a monster truck show announcer, so he put them both together for some exciting ass weather reports. If you live on the west coast, you're going to want to pay attention to what he has to say.

I never knew how much emotion and anger Hillary had. I also thought she was a little taller and spoke better English. I guess the monster really comes out of her when she's not getting any more Presidential penis.

In the history of mismatches none is greater to watch than Truck vs. Train.  All that trucker instinct collides with a couple of tons of steel and crushes their chances of getting anywhere on time.

We ended this week in grand fashion! With the Nom Nom Monster!!! He‘s so great!. Well tonight is Crazyshit.com‘s office party, so we are going to go out and get fucked up, eat some chicken wings and hopefully not have explosive diarrhea tomorrow. I hope your weekend is going to be as good as ours will be, including the explosive diarrhea.

Who the fuck says you can't use a truck to go bass fishing?  These things are built to be "all-terrain" vehicles so why not drive it into a lake?  By golly there goes that big mouth mother fucker right there!

Semi Truck drivers have a hard time as it is sharing the road with asshole drivers. The last thing on their minds is a damn sink hole opening up in the middle of the road. These unlucky truck drivers are going to have a tough time explaining to their boss how they got stuck in a gigantic hole in the ground.

Wearing a helmet on a motorcycle is extremely important because when the truck runs over you it keeps all your squished brains in one place for easy cleanup.  It's time to start thinking about someone besides yourself for a change.

This Rate This Shit is from Lee Yuen, and he said the following: i just took this earlier today it was after not having to shit for 3 days i have taken other photos of it if u need a different one i will be able to send it i really hope that u put this up i would be happy if u did cause people i shown said it is not human to do that thanks guys Well...this turd is a fucking monster. I think Mr. Lee should see how many days he could not shit before droping a even more massive monster. Maybe one with a leg and some eyes. Got a monster shit that tops this one? Send it on in, and you can be on Rate My Shit.

Mr. Im Bad Ass cause I have an SUV is not so bad ass anymore. There are some things that are not meant to be driven on. An iced over lake just happens to be on that list. Good luck getting your precious SUV out.

He should be giving himself two thumbs up for his truck stunt. Most people would be a pussy if it came to something like that. Shit, he's giving himself only one thumb up, but the rest of the people around him have their thumbs up their asses.

One good way to get rid of your load and the dump truck at the same time is to just back that motherfucker down a hill and lift up the back. Next thing you know your life is in danger by hey at least you can be sure that dump truck is never gonna move again.

I have analyzed this video a few times, and I can't tell if the guy gets nailed or not by that truck. I am leaning towards the fact that he did get nailed by the truck, because you don't see him get up, at all. Bonus for the guy that puts his bag down on the other side of the street. No one stole it. What is this world coming to.

Is that the new Mercedes fire truck? What City or should I say Country has a Mercedes fire truck.

Having the right of way in traffic is all fine and dandy but if your a dude in a scooter going up against a guy in a multi-ton truck then I suggest you keep on the lookout for some nice plastic bag to collect your body parts in. By the time that truck is finished you will be twisted like salt water taffy.

It's piss test time buddy. Good news is there might be a huge sale on some Chevy trucks now. Get your lightly scratched or dented truck for half off!

Hands down, this is the best use of space I have ever seen. Can't afford a mini van for all those kids you accidentally had? Just strap them suckers in their car seats in the bed of your truck and it is road trip time!