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Let's start this wonderful Thursday off with a few accidents that would make the hairs in your taint stand straight if you were there. Nice job by the lady who was quick on her toes and avoided becoming new paint for the building wall.

This motorcycle accident video proves once again that you don‘t have to be careless on a motorcycle to get yourself killed. Nope! All you have to do is be somewhere near the street and destiny will come a knocking in the form of a chrome bumper aimed at your head.

Now that I think about it the only people who think motorcycle crashes are awesome are people like me who watch the videos in amazement.  I think I'm gonna start collecting all the different clips of these accidents and show them to my kids at a young age if they ever even mention riding a motorcycle.

Motorcycle accidents are a lot like the ballet.  People flop around with a grace seen no where else in nature.  The trick is to watch it in slow motion because it's hard to see all that beauty with sand and shit whipping up everywhere.

You would think that they would try to fix the problem after having so many accidents. How many people have to die before they do something. Hopefully enough to make another video.

Maybe dude with dead girlfriend didn‘t get the message that filming the motorcycle accident you were just in looks a little morbid. People wonder where all these bad cell phone death videos come from and it seems like the dead people might be the one shooting the footage.

It seems like it's been ages since we had some people on scooters and walking across streets getting nailed by trucks and cars. Sure it's only been a few weeks or so, but time kinda drags on. The first two accidents show some scooters getting creamed. Then the last video is of some people crossing the street, and just getting totally nailed.

Comes complete with game and a real motorcycle. WARNING! Use of this product inside will most likely fuck your house up, it is recommended to use it outdoors. Use At Your Own Risk.

Your motorcycle look like a souped up scooter and you don't have the first clue how to ride it.  Someone should open up a school for first time motorcycle riders and put cameras everywhere.

I don't know what to say, this might have been on of the worst highway accidents I have ever seen. So many casualties, the horror is just too much. I don't even know if I can keep looking. Seriously, I have to call my closest 100 friends and bring some pretzels, this is going to be one nasty clean up.

Learning to ride a motorcycle can be very fun or very painful. If you do give it a try, you should probably learn how to use the brakes.

The problem with riding a motorcycle is all the dumb fucks driving cars with their heads up their assholes. Apparently nobody ever taught this knob to look both ways before crossing the street.

There are many reasons to not drive a motorcycle. For me the most convincing is that most drivers are in vehicles much bigger than yours and there is a good chance they are driving with their head up their ass. As is the case here.

In the history of stripper pole accidents there can be only one! Kinda like Highlander but instead of crazy immortal people with swords chopping each others heads off it's women with low self esteem begging for money on what can only be seen as a phallic symbol.

The guy on the motorcycle in this video needs to get off on the next exit and find the nearest church because he‘s gotta make up for some mystical force saving his ass from the crash. Actually he should do that any time he rides a motorcycle.

I know we have all seen at least one Monster Truck in our lifetime but what we have new is an all new monster. This team of designers have formed a Monster Motorcycle that will roll over just about anything in its path. It may make you look like a total bad ass while you are on it but you also have to possess some major balls to get on this thing.

This is a great example of how to perfectly ruin your life on a motorcycle.  Sure it feels cool barreling around the corners but it don't mean nothing if they have to scrape you off the pavement afterwards.

Not much info on in the email, all it said was the aftermath of a motorcycle accident. Helmets? Anyone? No? Ok, your picture goes up on crazyshit then. Thanks!

There are no accidents there are just times when shit got fucked up real bad.  I about spit my drink out when I saw this lady fall down from the ladder through this glass table.  I know it's fake but I wish that was what real life was like when people got fucked up.  It would be great to have them stand up and tell you how much of a moron they are.

Aww yeah, you know my favorite kind of car accidents are the snow/icey kind. Most times is low speed fuck ups that no one even gets hurt doing, that's the second video. The first video is more like the bad kind that can really get people killed. Yes it is less funny but is entertaining. Viva La Snow Videos!

I love these people who do tricks on motorcycle because you know it's just a matter of time before they wreck and start bothering you for a ride home.  Then you can laugh all the way there.

Enjoy some of the better motorcycle crashes in this video. There's a few old ones in there, but for the most part, they all seem to be pretty new.

One way to assure the end of your motorcycle career is to get a horrible start like this guy.  After he is finished paying all his medical bills incurred from a face to the brick wall he will surely get something with four wheels.

This racer has an interesting strategy. He likes to let the other guys get a head start so he can get the dramatic come from behind victory. Having his sternum crushed and his pelvis shattered is all just part of the plan. He'll be back in first before you know it.

Watch in amazement as a man defies the laws of physics and... well no he actually just gets hit by a car and winds up getting really fucked up.  Just a small price you have to pay for being an asshole on a motorcycle.

BOOM! Goes the motorcycle. From 0-Dead in a matter of 10 seconds. Everybody wanting to buy a crotch rocket, look back at this video and ask yourself if it's really worth it.

Something about women naked in roller skates that can make you wanna ride a motorcycle after them and lasso them up. Of course they don‘t look nearly as cute after you rope one up and drag her for a couple hundred yards behind a motorcycle.

There are certain things in life you don‘t wanna do a halfass job on. That is if you like walking without the help of a cane. One of them is brain surgery. The other is jumping over a bunch of cars on a motorcycle. A mistake in either one could turn somebody retarded.

We had two shitty motorcycle videos in the email today. One was of some guy singing about his motorcycle naked. And fat. Real fat. What better to make two shitty as videos into one shitty ass video!

Once again, some jackass is driving his car completely oblivious to what is directly in front of him. As this asshole is makes his turn right in the path of a motorcycle, the biker bails with very nice form and even lands in a seated position. Good reflexes. Now go bitch slap that fucker for ruining your bike.

Hey buddy next time wear your seatbelt...oh wait, they don‘t have those thinga majiggys on dem motorcycle things there..Well at least that hole in your leg will be ok.

What a great place to totally fuck up!  In front of a huge crowd of people with cameras so we can all laugh at your picture taken seconds before the motorcycle crushed your face.

A good motorcycle salesman puts a topless lady outback to clean up the motorcycles and explains to the customer how chicks just start doing that shit for free once you buy a nice bike.

I can't think of a better way to hold a beer while your enjoying a nice day out on your motorcycle.  I can think of another place to put it but that seems way too impractical and plus it's tough to drink while your driving.

Few things can make a person happier than seeing someone all dressed up in leathers with nowhere to go except directly down to the concrete.  Why don't you try getting a bike you can actually ride before going out on the road.

I could see how standing up while riding your motorcycle would come off as super badass but the consequences of failure have to outweigh the benefits.  I mean cmon man you can't think that standing up on a motorcycle is worth falling and staining the pavement with all your blood.  Someone has to clean that up.

The last motorcycle might be my favorite. Nothing like riding around and being able to drop a deuce at any given time. The second best might be the tank custom motorcycle. That thing looks sweet as shit.

When I'm driving in my car every once in a while I might make a mistake and hop a curb.  If you are driving a motorcycle you do not have this luxury.  Which will wind you up in the motorcycle penalty box also known as the hospital.

In the end this guy had to pay for all the coolness a motorcycle brings you.  Maybe he didn't realize that coolness has something to do with the fact that you actually survive any ride on the two wheeled gurney.

It's always a good thing to film your first time riding a motorcycle because chances are you are gonna fuck up and crash into something. CrazyShit wants you to know that we want to be there with you every step of the way.  So film that shit.

Sure the picture looks like the motorcycle that is about to transform into some planet saving machine that wants to help out the humans and destroy evil. It's not. It's just a bike that some guy fucked up on, made it flip and probably fuck it up pretty big time. Bonus for his ass is gonna be hurting!

Hey everyone check out this new trick I have been trying out for a couple weeks. What I do is..BAM!! Oh shit, I really didn't expect to slam head first into that wall. I guess after I get out of the hospital I will have to rethink this whole trick.

What a waste of life. I am definitely blaming the fat chick for this crash. Look at how big she is, no wonder these two fucking crashed. The motorcycle gave a swift fuck you and then launched them off the road.

Smashing your head into large vehicles has never been so easy since they made bikes that go 120mph have been made readily available.  Considering this guys friend died a week before doing the same thing you would have thought he had better sense.  The rules are simple.  Fuck around on a motorcycle and it's only a matter of time before you lose your life.

When you ride a motorcycle especially without a helmet it's like entering yourself into a sweepstakes that involves whether or not your face will be intact at the end of the ride.  Chances are if your an asshole trying pull some fast and the furious bullshit you'll end up winning the missing jaw.

My friend says if you stare at this picture long enough you can see a motorcycle.  I'm not sure if my eyes aren't focusing right but I don't see a motorcycle anywhere.  Guess I'll just have to keep on staring.

Well looking both ways is a good thing but if your hit by a motorcycle coming at you down the road like a speeding bullet then the whole ignore traffic thing is not really gonna last too long.

If you watch this video very closely you can see the driver of the motorcycle actually enters another dimension.  Then a split second later he comes back to this dimension.  Only problem is the force of the impact made his head, legs, and helmet fly everywhere so he didn't live to tell anyone about it.

I can't think of many things better than the wind blowing in your hair riding down a moutain road on a motorcycle.  Of course that all comes to an end about the time you run into that stupid animal crossing the street.

Certain people are just blind when it comes to driving a car or riding a motorcycle. And then to enter themselves in a race? What the hell are they thinking.

This guy came up with a new and exciting way to crush his balls. After days of practice, he and his lover were ready to show their trick to the world. All the practice paid off, and the stunt was executed perfectly. Now he's a living a wonderful, testicle-free life.

In this part of the world when a fatal crash happens they do things a little bit differently. Instead of bringing out the body bag for the dead corpse, they just dump that shit straight into a coffin. I guess there is no need for an autopsy when you already know he died from the wreck.

Here in America we have out clown car. In the land of where ever they are at, they have the clown motorcycle. It is not nearly as funny, but they do put on a amazing show. You have to feel bad for the driver though. I'm sure he's got all sorts of balls in his face before they go for their cunning stunt!

We just received this set of pictures in an email and let me tell you it's pretty fucking sick. Here is what the sender had to say :"I was out cleaning my bike and saw how dirty the chain was. I turned the bike on and let it idle and began to wipe the chain down with a cloth. Next thing you know the cloth got sucked up in the chain and my hand along with it. Proof, that you don't have to be riding a motorcycle for it to be dangerous."

Riding a motorcycle is already dangerous but riding one in a closed steel cage is just asking for problems.  Lets just say you ain't getting life insurance any time soon with a job like that.

We all love a good compilation video, and this one has only the finest motorcycle crashes in them. The first guy is really a fucking idiot. What are you thinking to wave at the crowd as you are peeling out with someone on the back of your bike? The last one though, is a old one, but wow, how he went across the street to hit the guard rail. You know that shit had to hurt!

I guess if you're going to hit by a speeding vehicle, it might as well be an ambulance. They can just scoop you up, toss you in the back and get your ass to the hospital. They were going that direction anyway.

Ok, I'm not sure if is full throttle head on bus crash, but is a head on bus crash. We fucking love bus accidents here at crazyshit. When I see some bus just fuck up anything, especially another bus. I am in hog heaven.

Money is really tight for this family so they had to devise a plan for saving. First order of business was the transportation aspect of their everyday life. This family managed to fit all 9 of their members on a 2-seat motorcycle. The best part of this whole picture is the damn kid in the plastic bucket, that is pure genius right there ladies and gentlemen.

Usually when you hear amateur and eat shit in the same sentence you are talking about some Asian women who are new to the poop game.  This time it's a guy on a motorcycle who couldn't help but show his friends how he eats shit.

In the world of "Thats one way to do it" this cop winds up stopping the person who is riding this motorcycle with the front grill of his patrol car. I am sure it‘s against some kind of police procedure but sometimes you just cant give up the opportunity to run someone over.

some of these are a bit old, but they are pretty funny. Some I have never seen. Enjoy.

You are looking at the man with the biggest balls in Thailand.  Not for making the motorcycle but for actually driving it without fear of running over hundreds of people.

Some people are born with special talents or skills, and this guy is definitely one of them. This is one of the best motorcycle recoveries ever! He deserved a big ice cream cone after that race.

One should always be alert when racing on a motorcycle, especially when there are people as obstacles.

Holy Shit!, do ya think when she got up the bike was stuck in her ass?

What better way to take all the coolness of a motorcycle and totally negate it with the lameness of a unicycle.  Next thing you know they are gonna be making mustang station wagons.

Sometimes performers are trained to improvise when faced with adversity.  This motorcycle performer decided instead of just wowing the crowd with her bike tricks she would make them part of the show.

No seriously that is the most flaming thing I have seen all week.  All you need now is some gold chains and a chest hair wig to travel back to the seventies once you hit 88mph. 

Holy shit!!! That guy in the blue got launched of his motorcycle, they didn't show much of his actual landing, but I'm sure he got fucked up pretty bad.

It's a kind of rare video where the motorcycle rider actually goes under the car. You have to wake up pretty fucking early to get that kind of maneuver down. Then again, you don't have the awesome end over end flying move that ends when you hit the pavement. Maybe it's a lose lose situation when it comes down to motorcycle crashes.

The coolest job ever would be riding on the back of a motorcycle filming triathletes put on shoes and shit.  Something about an emaciated chick in a bathing suit that gets my blood boiling.

This camerman at the X-games is so extreme he winds up getting hit by the bikes.  He was always known for wanting to get close to the action and a motorcycle tire to the face is just one step closer to his dream.

The great part about being in the country is when you eat shit on a brand new motorcycle the paramedics are too far away come and help.  Not that it mattered anyways because you spent all your money on that bike.

This dude should have obeyed to rules of the road and he might have survived.  Instead he decided to see if he could time travel with his motorcycle and wound up splitting his torso and legs into two separate dimensions.

If I ever die riding a motorcycle I definitely want it to be burning in the background while I breath my last breaths.  I don't want the fucker that got me into this mess to be able to ride on another day.

Just the other night I was making a turn and almost ran into an old man trying to cross the street at the wrong time. I barely missed him.

There is a really good reason why you just don‘t go taking off at an intersection and that is because someone might be trying to make the light.  This turns into a game of Russian Roulette if you are riding a motorcycle.