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If you thought there was no such thing as cell phone karma, well..you're completely wrong! Anything can happen if you answer your cell phone in the wrong place at the wrong time. Next time you're at a movie be careful for flying pop corn and your drink possibly spilling everywhere.

I can‘t think of one reason a grown ass man would have a rotary phone attached to his back unless of course it was the bat phone. That phone is not red so that option is out of the question.

Who would of thought that being a cheap ass would ultimately end to her death. Sad thing is that if she would have just spent the extra money on a wireless phone, she would still be alive.

I bet you this guy was on his cell phone. 9 times out of 10, that's why people wreck. there's nothing more annoying than being stuck behind some idiot who's driving like 40 MPH on the highway because they are too busy yapping on the phone.

Supposedly this fight was over this pawn shop employee not giving these people any money for their phone.  There was no sound so I thought I would put some funny music along to it.

I say they should bring back the phones that you can just make a phone calls with. Now wouldn't that be a novel idea?

If you sign up now we will even send out this lovely technician to help you set up your brand new phone. He will import all of your old contacts, pictures, videos and hell he will probably even give you a private dance if you are into that type of thing.

Just imagine, you would have to put someone on hold just to scratch your balls.

I have to give it to this guy. He is one cool dude. He's just chilling back, commuting to work, doing some text and talking on the phone. Ohh yeah, he's driving a motorcycle.

Some one should have gotten of the phone a little earlier.

Do you know how much that would hurt. My god that makes me cringe just thinking about the pain.

I don't know what the hell that phone number is for but I am gonna take one anyways just in case.  I mean you never know when you might need a random phone number.  Oh yah and I'll get a better view of half shirt ladies nipple.

Have you ever been on the phone and not really wanted to talk to a person?  Did that make you wanna shove the phone up your ass?  Me neither so what the fuck is this person doing?

Come On People, She's A Freak, so Click Don't you hate it when your girl is chatting some other fucking bitch up on the phone and all you wanna is fuck. Well, don't bother to get her off the phone, just whip out your dick and fuck those tits. Sure you still have to hear her mouth running, but who cares, your getting off. Allie Will Just About Fuck Anything!

I want that sign, so that every time I catch some one slowing down traffic cause they are on their cell phone, I could just beat them with it.

Talk about hands free, this is the way to go. Just think, you'd never lose another cell phone again.

This is how the cellphone is changing the internet. Giving us instant access to the most gruesome pictures and videos as they happen. It is funny how you see like 5 people put their phones in this video. Hell the guy laying there with half his leg attached is even on the phone, or trying to take a picture to send into crazyshit. Way to go dude!

Ok, so I didn't come up with the idea, or even make the picture, but I'm sure it works better than the piece-o-shit I have for a phone. Half the pics that I take you can't even see what the fuck I am taking a picture of.

Damm near every woman I know can do some serious talking on the phone. My average phone conversation is about 1.05 minutes. With something to the effect of, hey, what's up? Which bar ya going to? C-ya.

That's what I call real Christmas cheer

When you are faking a  pose for a camera photo opportunity, at least you can get the phone turned in the right direction!  And he wants to be President?????????????

I'm sure that she has to piss badly. And I'm even pretty confident that the woman's room is full. So she uses the guy's room. That's ok. But get off the fucking phone while you're taking a piss in the men's urinal.

He couldn't get phone numbers out of a phone book.

People did things differently back in the day if you haven't noticed.  They were fascinated with the phone and even thought putting one on their head sounded awesome.  Now it just looks retarded.  Well played.

No seriously who the fuck are you gonna call circa 1950 from a car phone. How the hell is that thing even hooked up anyways. The only way I imagine they could do it is with a wire hanging out behind the car but you can only imagine all the fun that would create.

Seriously people I am starting to question members ability to use the phone. You call the fucking hotline and you talk shit. Don‘t say hello because no one is gonna talk to you. So call and say some shit. Hellooooo! 888-868-4690.

Getting good cell phone reception in some places is tricky.  You have to do all types of things like use tin foil and coat hangers to make the signal stronger so you can talk.  Unfortunately an erect penis only boost the signal strength by a negligible amount.

Scooter man was one of my favorite superheroes but he met an untimely death at the wheels of an aggressive chicken truck.  Too bad his only superpower was not looking like a complete ass while riding one but obviously from the looks of his death that's not true either.

God forbid you put down the phone as you piss in the bushes you nasty hoe. I'm only calling you a hoe because we can't see your beaver. But hell, you are so backed up into the bushes pissing, you'd think you have a branch up your pussy.

Please note the Hi-Tech duct tape.

Maybe dude with dead girlfriend didn‘t get the message that filming the motorcycle accident you were just in looks a little morbid. People wonder where all these bad cell phone death videos come from and it seems like the dead people might be the one shooting the footage.

Is that a phone ringing? Ohh it's on the dead guy. Hello? Ohh Wang Dong, he's not here right now. Actually, don't bother calling anymore he's dead. Yup. Are you hot? Ohh you are his Mom. Are you hot? Dial tone.

I just love the cell phone and planner.

They were probably on their cell phone.

You should always be protected.

Him and Carrot Top are believed to be romantically linked.

Unless you've been living in a cave you have probably seen all the commercials for this fascinating gadget.  Here is a small demonstration of the features.

This should be jay's chair. He needs one just like this.

This is when the beach comes to you.

I can just imagine how they answer the phone there: "Hello, Fuck You, how may I help you". It seems like I already work there, or at least I advertise for them all the time.

You know some dumb ass on a cell phone is gonna blow past this sign and cop. And then will wonder why in the world they got a ticket.

Again, we come back to the question at hand. If you could would you? I would think that I wouldn't but you never know. You might get wasted, try to hook up with some booty and no chicks are answering the phone. Only one thing to do...yourself.

Ohh man, there's nothing better than seeing two old dudes try to scrap it out! The swing and a miss was awesome. Then the one guy puts his phone down, and is like, "it's on like Donkey Kong!!!" And then he falls, "Help I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Makes you wonder about those people whose phones are always going off. Stinky fuckers.

Just in case for the slow people in the the back, that's 695-3333.

Check out these two, catching a little glimpse. Isn't technology grand!

It's about time. I'm so sick and tired of these dumb fucks that are on the phone, driving like 40 mph on the highway while holding up traffic.

We just got off the phone with Jesus and he approves of this sign. Trespass on our land and you will be seeing him sooner than you expect.

I can only imagine the situation that before this accident took place.  Lemme guess another asshole in a SUV driving too fast talking on the phone ends up road pizza for not paying attention to where they where going.

Obviously it wasn't as anywhere near the amount this guy saves on toothpaste.  He must have been reffered to the same denist as that the guy Jaws from all those James Bond movies.

There's no chance he could snap and jump across the desk knocking over monitors and nearly beat me to death with a phone is there?  I guess we will just have to find out.

I dunno about you but when no one would be looking, I'd be grabbing that bitches cell phone. Shit who's Wang Dong gonna call anymore? Nobody and maybe he's got some whore for a wife and she needs some consoling.

Some things are more important than others and that's why you should always prioritize things. Say like answering the phone naked in front of your lovers husband.  You might wanna let the voicemail pick that call up.

Helro! What you doing? Nothing. Chilling, drinking a bud. Where's pokey at? Ohh pokey? He's uhh...under some rocks behind me. Dead.

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What could you possibly have to talk to someone about in the middle neck deep water.  Even worse there is no telling what the hell is in that water so make for the nearest boat and get the fuck out.

The CrazyShit hotline is the number you call whenever you wanna tell someone to fuck off or tell us how good of a job we are doing.  If you got any damn thing to say get your ass on the phone and talk some shit up.

Even though you are drunk in a bar you can't really expect that girl to look good at all in the light or even the dark for that matter.  Plus all your friends are gonna find out, take pictures, and stop answering your phone calls.

He should have just done that right from the start of this crazy video. Saved himself the heart ache of having to listen to her ass for that long.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to record yourself committing and act of murder.  Even if you are getting revenge for your brother it kinda makes it hard for the jury not to convict when you are the one holding the camera.

Anybody figure out how he did this one. This guy is pretty good, but you know all his shit is fake. I guess that's why they call it Mind Tricks

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Talk about a sweet set up. This lady got him good. That's some messed up shit.

Do you think if Jesus ever existed and came back to this planet he would wanna see everyone wearing crosses with him tied around their necks?  You might as well celebrate a lynching victim by wearing a gold plated noose.

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