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I know it's not politically correct to use this word but I am almost positive the kid getting his arm run over in the video is retarded.  What in the world made him think he could do that without severe injury?  Oh yeah he wasn't thinking at all... Why? Because he is retarded.

Sometimes you just run out of shit to do so you gotta get creative.  Usually this consists of doing things that people normally see as retarded and after you complete the stunt there is a good chance you will be actually retarded.

Something about catching the dude on camera and knowing for sure it was him that makes me think it would be alright to put a bullet in this guys head.  Fucking retarded wangsta wannabe's.

You know that retarded kid down the street who go brain damage from smashing his head on a basketball rim.  Sure he's retarded and all but that means he never has to work a day in his life. Score!

Mr Garrison explains why so many people are just so fucking retarded. Makes sense to me.

Most people miss being a kid because every time you hit your head on the ground it's like a whole new world.  Plus when you injure yourself that young your too stupid to realize you just made yourself retarded.

Sometimes you wonder why people get caught up in a life of crime and wind up in jail all the time and then you see this video and realize it's because they are borderline retarded.  Actually that's an insult to retarded people.  They have an excuse.

This time the people who made the video even told me what the move was called and I still can't figure out what is going on.  All I do know is that kid hit his head hard enough to make himself more retarded than he already is.

It looks like this guy almost manged to land this.  All the way up until the point where he misses the ramp and smacks the pavement.  Unless this guy is going pro he might wanna consider a new line of work.  One with good health insurance so he can pay for all the medical bills he receives after another one of these retarded stunts.

While driving a motor vehicle you should always look out for things like other cars, pigeons, and don‘t forget about people on bicycles. Ya, sometimes they sneak outta nowhere and come directly into your line of driving. Well I guess if you suck at driving in the first place then there‘s really no hope for you.

The reason why we don't have jetpacks and flying cars is because most people are fucking retarded.  Even you.  In fact everyone is at least a little retarded.  The sooner you admit this to yourself the sooner we will have jetpacks.

This has got to be one of the more cruel pranks you could play on someone.  I don't know how he didn't realize it wasn't beer after the first taste hit his lips.  The fact that it's not even his piss makes it even worse.  Oh well that's the price you pay for being a retarded drunk

This looks like a game straight out of the retarded Olympics. This idiot wanted to be a garbage pale kid just a little too much. Watch as he eats shit and falls into a dumpster.

Duct tape has been well-known as the "fix anything" tool. This retarded individual has taken duct tape to a whole new level. What sort of fag makes a raccoon costume, let alone one out of fucking duct tape!

Really though, how smart is this?

They look like two pimps.

Poor guy prob felt like he needed to do something.

Not quite sure what the point of this is...I guess public school spiders are retarded?

When you feel that burning scraping sensation you know one of your retarded stunts has got you into trouble again.  Best option would be to keep yourself inside and don't run with any sharp objects.

I'm not sure how far up this goes on the retarded scale but i imagine it could set a new benchmark. At least this isn't as dangerous as the guys dayjob of testing out bullet proof vests.

Defender of the meak hero of the weak. Supa Tard to the rescue.

These kids try to see if you can run an idiot over without causing major damage to your car.  As you can see it's impossible as long as you and your friends are mentally retarded.

If you didn't know that running from the police was a bad idea then you are either retarded or have never turned on your TV to witness how futile running away actually is.

To make your first impression on the police officer which is going to write you a ticket for being retarded and crashing your car. At least he will think your pretty as he writes down all your information and gives you a citation.

If you are gonna go protest anything the first step is to go over all your posters and make sure there are no misspellings.  Otherwise people are gonna think you are fucking retarded and not listen to a word you say.

Something in the back of my mind really wished that the snake in this video was poisonous. After that I realized this dude bears a striking resemblance to Gary Busey's son. Must be some kinda retarded gene getting passed around.

This is a perfect example of what happens to your brain when you are on steroids.  Your mind is warped into thinking someone gives a shit how big you are and when you don't get your way you go all hulk apeshit on everyone.

If stupidity made a sound it would be very similar to the one in this video.  Considering there was no guarantee a piece of shrapnel wouldn't become embedded in this young man's brain when it went off it seems like a retarded thing to do.

I would like to think that a certain type of cologne would make women forget about all my shortcomings and be highly attracted to me. Unfortunately I am not retarded and don't fall for marketing gimmicks like this. So now I am leaving for Burger King so I may have it my way.

Sure most of the kids these days are fucking retarded but at least we know they will all skateboard themselves out of existence.  With injuries like this you know they won't be cranking out many kids.

Whenever I see a video of someone doing something this stupid it makes me thank god for dumb people and video cameras. Walking on your hands on a treadmill is obviously impossible as well as retarded but that doesn‘t stop this guy from trying.

I‘d say these guys have balls but the probably went back up from whence they came after these dudes hit the snow. How the hell do you expect to survive when you hit a rock after falling fifty feet. I wanna see that video next.

For Those That Are Sexually Retarded, Here Is A Map.

Sometimes you can tell people are complete jerk-offs just by looking at them. Take this guy for instance. It should be immediately clear that he is an asshole because no self respecting person over the age of five thinks crushing bricks with your hands is not retarded or pointless.

I think these firefighters failed to realize that their suits are fire RESISTANT and not fire proof. There is a huge difference. Of course they will have had all that figured out around the time their helmets melt to their faces.

Sure the hair looks kinda cool but that thing on her nose is just plain old retarded.  Now that I think about it the whole thing is just an excuse to make your hair look as stupid as possible.

Being a highway patrolman is a very dangerous job and mostly because people are fucking retarded.  Even after they started moving to the other side of the car this trucker still finds a way to wipe him off the road.

Everytime a biker faceplants a dentist gets his wings. Well not wings but a call on the weekend from a concerned parent explaining how their mildly retarded offspring decided to liberate their teeth on the concrete.

Just not this one specifically.  Every once in a while they are untrained and pull some shit like this.  I say whatever the kid does you should be able to do it right back to their retarded untrained parents.  Stand still and spread your legs Mister..

For a minute I wished this girl wasn't so stupid but then I realized we would never have this hilarious video of her eating shit if she wasn't.  So say a prayer for all the functionally retarded people out there making the world a funnier place.

If you don't think you do need a helmet on your skateboard then you are probably stupid enough to not be injured by any massive head trauma.  Afterall the if you are already retarded then smashing your head on the concrete is just gonna sting a little.

It seems like some people don‘t have any internet so they haven‘t figured out that picking up a skateboard somehow makes you retarded enough to think you can defy the laws of physics without paying the consequences.

There are certain things in life you don‘t wanna do a halfass job on. That is if you like walking without the help of a cane. One of them is brain surgery. The other is jumping over a bunch of cars on a motorcycle. A mistake in either one could turn somebody retarded.

Ok I can almost understand tatooing yourself but branding is something that escapes me completely. That shit is gonna hurt really bad and really long. Plus no sleeping on your back for a couple days. Small price to pay for a retarded looking scar on your back.

Of all the stupid things you can see in life there are a few that take a special place in history.  Shooting a gun directly next to your ear is a great way to say ''whaaaat!'' well before you become old and retarded.  Well maybe just old.

No I am not talking about that stupid ass horror where the tooth fairy kills people. I am talking about this chick who has obviously drank herself retarded. That sure is A LOT of piss on the curb right next to her. Someone call the authorities quick and get this drunk idiot off the streets.

Let's just say that whatever team has this beast as a cheerleader can't be good, at all. If I were to show up at a game and saw this thing jumping in the air with pom poms I would run the fuck home!

Ok I understand the cowboy boots and the clown makeup but the daisy dukes is where you kinda lost me buddy.  At first I thought you were a rodeo clown but now it looks like you are retarded.

This guy is getting the international symbol for "I'm fucking retarded" tattooed to his stomach.  I can tell because you would have to be pretty mentally deficient to let someone brand you in the first place.

He thought so much that his tiny little brain could not handle the load. Instead of just saying he didn't know the answer, he continued to put strain on his retarded brain until it went POP! I feel sorry for whoever has the unlucky job of cleaning that shit up.

People did things differently back in the day if you haven't noticed.  They were fascinated with the phone and even thought putting one on their head sounded awesome.  Now it just looks retarded.  Well played.

He was like no 12 times 10 isn't 10!!! Why don't you understand, you retarded sperm of a goat. I'll beat the right answer into that suicide bombing head of yours.

Not only is this completely retarded but looks painful as a motherfucker. I mean there is a certain level of retardation you can get away with before you reach the limit. This fucking idiot has gone way beyond that limit and hopefully he does not procreate, for the world's sake at least.

It's gotta be a little more than painful to watch something that costs more than most peoples houses go up in flames.  I guess if your buying a car that is retarded expensive like that one you don't worry about a little scratched paint and melted engine.

Who the fuck needs real horses when you have a Huffy and some wood. This is some retarded shit right here, it's like the fucking PETA Olympics.

Not since Einstein has an equation been so descriptive of our world.  There has to be shit and nothing to do where they are from because totaling a perfectly good car just to climb up a rock seems a little retarded.  My suggestion:  Go get a video game and when you wreck you'll just get a little frustrated instead of getting a mouthful of airbag.

There must be some serious belief in Allah over there because some of these dudes think they can outrun bullets.  The only good defense for bullets is getting out of the way.  Not running headlong into them like somehow this dude with a .50cal is gonna miss you with all 900 if the bullets he shoots at you.

If you are out there and you have retarded friends please tell them not to stand in front of cars unless they want to crack the cars windshield and suffer serious bodily harm.   Otherwise tell them to go for it and add some extra excitement by laying down before the car hits you.  Darwin would be proud.

There are certain things that will make your employer thing you are on drugs are functionally retarded.  Sealing your van into an area with concrete posts is one of the best ways to show them how stupid you really are.  Just be ready to take a drug test after you do it.

Things in this world will forever remain a mystery to the "normal" human race. Why anyone would get pleasure from dressing up like a zebra is beyond me. Does he fuck other zebras? or get all crazy and make some retarded cross breed of a zebra and a squirrel.

Well you can't say the dude on the left didn't at least try. I mean trying to look like that fucking thing on the right is damn near impossible. To all you mothers out there, this is why you Just Say No to crack while your preggers. Unless of course you'd like to start your own freak show, in which it's a great idea.

Why is this placed under the diseased genitals category you ask? Well some cock holes with "diseased genitals" decided that they should procreate and well this is the outcome. The dude has to be it's brother, cause no way in hell would anyone get that close unless they were related.

ATV's kill more stupid people a year than anything else. That's not necessarily true but ATV's do kill a ton of people who are functionally retarded. That's why CrazyShit is officially dubbing them the "Darwin Machine" from now on.

Not quite as brutal to watch as "Shaken Baby Syndrome" but nonetheless it is quite horrific. This idiot might want to think twice before she does her next break dancing session. Otherwise her baby is going to come out all retarded.

Smoking cigarettes is fucking retarded, but somehow this kid looks cool as shit doing it. Somebody get this little fat fuck a six pack and a hooker. Live it up now Chubs, because I'm pretty sure your future is going to suck.

This here ladies and gentlemen should be placed in the dictionary right next to the word "douche". Who and the fuck would let people tattoo their signatures on their back! It is not fucking cool dumb ass, it is just plain retarded

You can tell god loves ugly women because they are the ones having all the retarded babies that run around and suck up all the earth resources. Too bad for this lady you can lose weight but you can‘t lose ugly.

Nothing spells sanity like carving words in your skin.  In fact it's a pre-requisite I have for anyone I really respect.  The only difference is I rather them spell "I'm Retarded" in their skin.  It makes more sense. 

This whole time I thought big foot was a big hairy ape looking dude and really it's a fucking retarded high school kid that doesn't seem to believe in the laws of physics.  What a perfect disguise!

I hate when the smug refrigerator salesman gives you that crazy look when you tell him you don't need any help with delivery.  Just because you have a 4 door sedan doesn't mean you can't get your retarded brother to sit in the back and hold the fridge.

You can tell this guy is mentally retarded because when a car comes flying down the street he doesn't move out of the way.  That deer on the side of the road didn't move out of the way but at least he has an excuse.  What's yours asshole?

Hopefully there is not cross wind or I have a feeling this dude will be going SPLAT! Have to admit that I don't have the balls to do this shit and I am probably not retarded enough to risk my life for a bicycle trick either.

Icy roads and retarded drivers are just a recipe for disaster. Watch as this idiot who has obviously never driven on ice before slams into this innocent car. I would have gotten out and beat the living hell out of this person, just for being so damn stupid.

Wow. I didn't know people are this fucking stupid. I'm not one to say what people should or shouldn't do. But putting shit in your eye, on purpose is one of those things. I can't even get past the part where someone things this is a good idea. I hope you poke an eye out!

This guy is now even more retarded than he already was. I think this is why they're suppose to wear helmets.

This has to be the funniest shit I have ever seen. While it is disturbing that someone thought of this, you can't help but laugh. The lady in this that thinks this humane kitty catcher is an actual killing cage must be a little retarded. I mean you can obviously see this guy is joking around. Still, I have to give the poster of this some mad props, funny as hell.