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You smell that? That's the smell of some freshly found dead man on the side of the road. Nothing else like it.

Did someone go po-po in their pants? Depends! Ohh man, I crack myself up sometimes.

Every time I see a picture of some random chick who shat her pants all I can wonder is who is gonna clean that mess up.  Oh yeah and I wonder how the hell someone could hang around with all that shit smell in the air.

Look at how he just jumps right into that carcass. You know that smell has to be horrible. Just thinking about the smell and all those flies on the giraffe carcass it's making me sick.

Every once in a while at CrazyShit we like to stop and smell the flowers.  The only thing your gonna smell around this is some sulfur and other noxious gasses.  Still amazing to see the power of nature in action.  Ass Tulips and All.

Nothing like the smell of sweaty ball sack after a quick wrestling match.The question is, who exactly won this match? I mean for all we know a face to the crotch could be the other dudes secret finishing move.

There's nothing better than the smell of grass followed shortly by a stinging pain and then the smell of blood.  Oh did I say better I meant that sucks and I quit this pansy sport.  From now on I'm sitting on the sidline watching other people compress the ball in half with their face.

If there was ever a sign that you need to do some personal cleaning a walrus trying to eat your crotch would probably number one on that list.  Not saying you smell like fish but you smell like fish.

It‘s too bad this horse would have been just fine if some asshole hadn‘t been riding on the back. Next time you see someone riding on a horse tell them to get off the damn thing and stop being such an asshole.

The good thing about eating all this seafood off of a naked womans body is that you won't be able to tell where the fishy smell is coming from.  Even if it is coming from the girl you can imagine that it's the sushi and that should just about cover up the problem.

You should know a meathead when you see one.  They stink and eventually get maggots growing out which they like to call hair.  Put meat on your head all day long lady just remember to stay away from my part of town with that smell.  The meat one.

Beer bottle carpeting is cool and all but that stale beer smell is no way to impress chicks.  In fact the only thing you are gonna attract with that smell is feces covered bums.  They are too busy smelling their own shit to mind.

Most of the time when you are wearing a gas mask it‘s to avoid noxious gasses. If your a latex loving bondage freak you attach it to a girls ass and inhale the love. By love I mean a smell strikingly similar to shit.

The monster shit Jay takes daily have finally caught up with the pipes at the office. His death shit has eaten through the pipes and now drips out into our homemade poop can. If you think the smell of shit is bad the first time out, you should smell it after a week of sitting there.

Imagine going camping with some friend and family and at your campground there is some god awful smell. You later discover that the smell was from a decaying dead body. Would you ever want to go camping again? It looks as if this girl was murdered and then dumped deep into the woods in hopes that no one would ever find her.

You know you will never get the smell out of that truck. I don't care how much febreze you use, it's never coming out. Especially on one of those hot Arizona days, you're driving around and all you smell is chopped up human remains. Not cool.

Such a shame that a nice ass couch like that was ruined. At least have the decency to leave the dead body to rot on the floor. That death smell will never come out of that damn couch.

It's such a pain in the ass to keep rubbing your balls and sniffing your fingers all day long. If only there was another way you could get that sweet nutsack smell without always using your hands. Well now there is. The makers of the Crotch Sniffer 4000 invite you to try out this new taint smelling device that is absolutely guaranteed to change your life. Order now, and get a free connecting tube to hook up to a partner. Enjoy their stink as well as yours.

Why is the word "hippie" in the title you might ask? Simply put, it is because you have to be a hippie in order to want to get this close to a hobo. Only hippies could stand the smell of a hobo because well, hippies smell exactly the same.

The police have released cctv video of some dude that is all about sniffing supermarket people's asses. Now mind you that it's not hot chicks this dude is trying to smell. It's guys. This guy likes to smell other dude's asses. Fucking freak right here. He could be armed and dangerous...

Well, it‘s the end of the week which means we‘re all gonna be hammered drunk by the end of the night and hopefully you all will too.  This week was filled with a bunch of goodies including tasers, fights, tits, and a bunch of complete idiots doing all the things you love to watch...By the way, the smell of Jay‘s shit is creeping out of the bathroom and filling the office with a smell only a mother could love.  Fuck off and have a wonderful weekend.

The weekend is so fucking close to being here I can smell it! Trust me the smell of the weekend is 1000 times better than what this enormous shit probably smelled like. Enjoy this Monster Shit and Rate This thing while your at it. Got a shit that is worthy of being rated? Send it in to Rate My Shit Now!

Wouldn't it be easier just to wash that thing once and a while?

He has, man that is going to smell for weeks!

I'm sure the smell was real ripe when they took this picture. It makes me want to gag just thinking about it.

Imagine the smell creeping up your nose as your mouth fills with vomit.

That's funny...our's look alot diffrent, and kinda smell bad.

If i had to deal with this everyday on my way to work i would definitely go postal. The smell is probably terrific in that human sardine can. You'd think the authorities would make the guy wait till the next train but nope they stuff him in the best they can.

Makes you wonder about those people whose phones are always going off. Stinky fuckers.

So far I have taught my dogs to smell chick's downtown area when they come into the house.

Every once in a while you get so hungry you just can't help yourself. Besides when they aren't covered in shit babies smell delicious!

If you are wondering why nobody is attracted to you a good place to start would be with that funny smell that seems to be coming from your direction.  I promise it won't kill you unless you slip and crack your head open or you are a witch.

This has to be one of the most foul things I've seen in a while.  As far as I can remember that puss smell like shit so I don't think it would taste much better.

Ahh the nothing like the smell of fresh fudge in the air.

When you see maggots you know something is gonna smell pretty ripe.  That's why I just wanna be burned when I die because even if I am still alive I will wake up and the worms will not get me.

I know Europe is filled with fruity dudes in tight pants but every once in a while if you stop to smell the flowers you can catch a view that makes you understand the beauty of the region.

I can just imagine the god awful smell of fat, sweaty funky pussy, body odor and shit. Anybody hungry?

Now that I know they have pussy in a bottle I ain't gotta worry about scrounging up enough money to take a girl out on a date.  Just spray this around the apartment and it will be like the girl never left.

I have finally figured out a way to shit whenever you want yet still remain mobile.  Now all I need is a portable air freshener that will make people less turned off by that obvious shit smell.

Ohh sweetie, that is how the people get in and out of the float. Funny thing is all the people driving the float are black. And kinda smell like shit.

For the longest time I thought girls didn't fart. They are so secretive about it. Guys will call you over just so you can catch a smell of their gaseous attacks.

I am sure this guys apartment smells like alcohol and asshole mixed in with a little homeless bum rolled around in dogshit.  It's amazing what a little lack of motivation and a hampered sense of smell can do.

Jesus Christ!!! I've never seen so much liquid puss come out of anything. Can you imagine the smell that came out of that leg. Ewwwwww.

Nothing beats the smell of a dead fat guy, especially after he's been decomposing for a few days.

One of the great parts about getting old is you shit your pants uncontrollably. Most people see that as a bad thing but look at the bright side. You are never gonna be messed with again if you smell like turds.

Every once in a while you have to stop and smell the roses.  Or just remember how cool it was to use a swing when you were a little kid.  I miss those days.

This dog looks like he might be getting too big a wiff of some ripe underwear.  It‘s amazing how we expect animals who lick their asses to like the smell of other‘s asses too.  Time to join PETA.

Being trapped on a desert island with this woman doesn‘t seem like that much of a punishment until you realize there are no razors on the island and that fish smell isn‘t coming from the sea.

The week is finally over and we couldn‘t be happier. Now I can finally go home and puke my guts out instead of stinking up the office. Oh well at least the Week in Crazyshit is still here on time. It might smell a little but damn it‘s good.

Fat Shit!  Something about the rolls and all the brown smeared goodness that makes me feel all warm on the inside.  If only I had smell-o Vision to complete my fantasy.

Grandpa has been lying around all week doing nothing but messing up the carpet.  We called him to dinner, lunch, and breakfast and he didn't answer.  Someone tell him he needs to take a shower because he is starting to smell a little ripe.

Everyone knows that if this black womans hair just got done all nice like that there is no way she would be anywhere near a shower. Thats why I believe these are nothing more than frogs covered in plastic bags.

Poor guy! He owed Bertha 20 bucks and she wanted her money back. He didn't have it so she went hard on him. I would have opted for a baseball bat to the knees. You know that smell will never come off your face.

It's amazing what not having a thick layer of shit covering your body can do for a persons image.  One minute your getting sick because they smell like human waste and the next you are ogling their boobs because they finally took a shower.

I think they call it the "smell my crotch while I jam this ball in the basket" dunk.  Not very popular around NBA players but the college guys are in their experimental phase of life.

Watching a women expel gas from her ass is a pleasure that can only truly be enjoyed from the comfort of the internets. Otherwise that smell is gonna negate any positive side to a girl farting in the same room as you.

See what happens when you don‘t have boyscouts! All these ungodly countries grandmothers are put to the test each day when they make there out into the wild black yonder. Old dead lady in the middle of an intersection does not smell like freedom to me.

I was wondering why well water always tasted so funny.  I just thought it had something to do with the way they treated that shit.  Now that I know the egg smell comes from dead bodies I will think twice before drinking.

Nothing like a good suffocation or encasement fetish to get the blood flowing. I'm sure he says shit like, it gets me hard as a rock when I just smell rubber or some junk like that.

In the country you have to wait for cows and other farm life that are making their way across the street.  In the city you have a totally different type of wildlife to worry about.  Slightly less dangerous but smell like piss.

You are cordially invited to my POOl party.  Just bring a bathing suit a personal tarp and something to plug up your nose in case you can't hand the smell of fresh shit wafting around the room.

If there were a recipe for CrazyShit it would probably consist of 3 parts water 1 parts noodle and the rest shit piled up ceiling. It takes a while to save all that poop but once you‘ve gotten used to the smell you will be glad you were patient enough to finish the meal.

Nothing like finding some dead bodies on your way to work to really start off the day right. As a added bonus, you get maggots all up in there too. Makes for a smell you will never forget!

I guess if you are constantly sticking things up your ass you gotta be pretty tolerant to the smell of shit.  I am just gonna keep on telling myself that is nothing but peanut butter and chocolate.

Here is some user submitted shit... literally. You can send in a picture of the biggest dump you have taken and we will post it on the site. Mainly because they have not found a way to transfer smell digitally.

You should see (and smell) some of the "All Natural" Charcoal that we make.

This picture might be sexy if she wasn‘t covered in processed meats and mustard. I can smell the nitrates already and it‘s making me ill. Guess that‘s the price you have to play to eat through the meat flaps.

Gymnastics is one of my favorite sports for the same reason people go to NASCAR races.  Ninety percent of the people are just sitting around waiting for someone to fail.  I smell a large amount of failure in this video.

It's all good and well that she has a huge penis on her cake but what about the guy she is going home to that night.  How do you think he is gonna feel when he sees the picture of the huge wang with his soon to be wife.  Being inadequate will take on a whole different meaning.

Nothing spells a CrazyShit cake like having two dolls covered in shit errr... chocolate icing.  Encourage guests to try a piece and assure them that if it was real shit they the would probably smell that from pretty far away.

If you ever get the desire to pet a huge shark like this remember that thing can bite off your fucking arm without thinking about it and your hand is just gonna smell like fish shit anyways. It‘s a lose lose situation.

If there was ever a perfect argument for public transportation naked chicks flashing you on your way to the next stop would be the greatest.  Unfortunately the only opportunity you have is to sit next to old ladies who smell like cheese and freedent.

Wherever these nice ladies in uniform are going I would like to check it out.  I smell a sweet girl on girl interrogation session about to happen.  Just wait around you don't wanna miss it when they break out the electrical clamps.

Sometimes its hard to hide your emotions in front of other people.  Especially when you are wearing them all the way down the back of your pants.  Only way to cover it up is to try to tell people you sat on a chocolate bar before you jumped.  Of course you still have to explain the shit smell.

I know most people think we are a video site but our real passion is electronics.  That's why we invented the Ipood.  It's powered by the bacteria from the smell of stinky shits.  So if you ever need a recharge stop by the office we have plenty of juice.