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Damn, so they already started putting out the “Ass To Money” machines.

I kept trying to tell my girl that I knew this shit was gonna come some day!! Saying I was some crazed conspiracy theorist! Next versions that come out, you’re not even gonna need a card! It'll be the “Asshole Thumbpress Money” machine.

New world order y’all. New world order.

i was expecting a tampon to come out lol

"Make a ATM with your ass" .... doesn't it stand for "Ass To Mouth" already?!