It was quiet that night, maybe too quiet

Tramplona, India.

Fuckin India, man, how can a culture be computer-savvy and still so fucking stupid as to worship hamburgers on-the-hoof... Seriously, bad enough that they'll never eat one of the fucking things, they won't even CONSIDER corralling the goddamn beasts even with all the damage they cause to life & property because they consider cattle to be SUPERIOR to THEM!!

These same primitive screwheads have nukes and just landed a capsule on the moon..

I thought the car was a wrapped birthday present for some lucky girl...then I realised it was a cover....