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Nuckin figgers. It's always the nuckin figgers !!

A new sport - Kaffir Fishing : a few large triple pronged fishhooks connected to 600lbs fishing line. Leave about 10m slack. With duct tape, connect the fish hooks to the mobile, and the other end of the 10m fishing line around the passenger door pillow. Make sure the phone is visible, and don't drive too fast.

The porch monkey shoulda' become road kill and left for the buzzards.