Tidday Tuesday

I have more questions about that giant handcuff around her neck than about her.... she's just a fat attention whore, but...

Where does one get such an item?

Why does one even want such an item?

Why wear such an item, then wear so loosely it almost falls off?

Why is it chained to her ankles?

Why the hell did I notice that of all things?

I am so confused.

If I wanted to see pictures of your mom. I'd go to

I want to be slapped silly by her zeppelins.