Two govt officials killed

In Pakistan?

Man, that's weird.

You know they use the crusty white shit off their feet to make poppadoms ? It's the great Pakistani poppadom shortage of 2023 , there will be a lot more killings in the next few weeks

A man walks into a pub with an alligator under his arm.

"Excuse me," he says to the barman. "Do you serve Pakis in this pub?"

"Certainly, sir." says the barman.

"That's good. A beer for me and a Paki for the alligator."