Bucket…..

Imagine getting a date with her. Eventually, she invites you to her place. You have dinner, make small talk. You excuse yourself to use the bathroom. You flip on the bathroom light and there it is. You see that pink behemoth in the bathtub.

Do you:

A: Imagine an unfulfilled future of hotdogs and hallways.

B: Realize this woman is one of those 'all or nothing' types.

C: Come out of the bathroom and tell her someone you know is having a medical emergency and you have to go.

D: Tell her you're double parked, while running out the door, even though she did the driving.

E: Stick the enormously huge cock up your own ass, come out to the dinner table with your pants down and ask, excuse me, did I sit in something?

F : Weep tears of joy, knowing that finally you've found a woman who can take a cock the same size as yours.

I mean... why? Grats on the accomplishment but was sh planning on fucking an elephant?

Beam me up Scotty.