Can’t explain this one

Oh, this bullshit? Here's what happening here: He's SUPPOSED TO BE some sort of guru. He's another one of those idiots that THINKS hanging large amounts of weight from his testicles or dick makes him super-human (for some reason). And, he's surrounded by a bunch of idiots that actually believe him so much they actually PAY MONEY to see that shit. But, what he's doing is something ANYONE can do...if they spent the time to do it enough times in order to totally kill the nerves in their crotch. However, the only reason people like HIM are celebrated/admired is thanks to a whole bunch of idiots that actually believe in horoscopes, hippie bullshit, and think hanging weights on your balls makes you something special enough to PAY to see it in person.

There’s no fuckin way I’m having this cunt

stood on my Steinway pretending that

he’s a fuckin Metronome…. Feck that!!

I'd have to do it outside so's to not hurt anybody.