Grandpa…..

That there 'gator done give that old feller one of them there "warning bites." They better thank that there 'gator by leavin' it the fuck alone from now on, ya hear?

Isn’t this a deleted scene… from Happy Gilmore

when Bob Barker… went to get the golf ball

from the one eyed gator

Now the folks around south Louisiana

Said Amos was a hell of a man

He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator

And just use one hand

That's all he got left cuz alligator bit it!

Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!

~ Jerry Reed - "Amos Moses"