Tanker Truck falls onto motorcyclist

I was taught if you're going to hit something that is below the bumper, like a racoon or a squirrel, it's better to just keep going instead of causing a horrible accident by swerving to avoid it. Same is true here: he should have just kept going; she might have bounced off of the truck and lived, or not, but either way the truck wouldn't have wiped out. And that's the important thing here, don'tcha think?

He now identifies as a grease stain on the road.

In China they need to put up warning signs saying: Warning! Chinese on the road