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Little known fact of black history: You can spout any nonsense, and be sure it will be repeated, if your audience does not research shit.

We wuz wunce kangs !!!!!!!

Certainly everyone remembers Henry Ford's great great grandfather, who lived in Africa and made the first car out of branches and mud. They could speed up production by using giraffes to paint the roofs, zebras to do the pin-striping, lions to help the engine roar, and impalas to do speed tests.

Eventually the prototype was sold to Chevrolet, and became known as the Chevy Impala. Totally true facts.