Dumb fucker using a ladder

Could only of been improved by the dog cocking his leg on him as he lay dazed on the floor.

The E-Z Accident Ladder. Wait until the ground is wet and slippery.

Try to over-extend the ladder when you're four feet off the ground. Did we mention the ladder breaks into two separate parts?

Guess you just found out, huh?

E-Z Accident, remember that name. The first 500 callers get a free bottle of aspirin, a splint and some Ace bandages with their order.

Glad he wasn't hurt (the dog).