lover's fall

Lucky the dumpster broke his fall

The things we do for love...

He should have stayed in the apartment and stood near the kitchen sink. When the husband walks in, he says, "Well ma'am, your garbage disposal needs replacing. When you said it grabbed the sleeve of your blouse and tore all your clothes off, I didn't believe you. It's just done the same thing to me. Excuse me sir, (authoritatively pushing by husband) I'll need to get my tool-box...."

[SHOOOOOOM out the door and in the next county]