SOME DUDE MARRIED A SIAMESE TWIN (JUST ONE OF THEM)

They must have married a younger guy, they look like soon 50, he looks like 30.

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There’s no way I would close the deal with that Siamese twin without them both agreeing to give me blowjobs whenever I asked, and whenever one of them made me mad, I would get the other one to give me a blowjob to get the other one jealous

So they'll have someone to talk to after he's finished