Nothing spells ''I am an incompetent asshole'' like saying you can do a push up with no hands and landing on your face. Whatever chances you had at scoring that night just went down like the...Nothing spells ''I am an incompetent asshole'' like saying you can do a push up with no hands and landing on your face. Whatever chances you had at scoring that night just went down like the Titanic.
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one must train his dick much more before on can do dick push ups
all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...
Now imagine if he had a hardon =/