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The most Russian car crash ever

if Ted Kennedy had a dashcam.

I had a similar accident back in 2003. The driver was even more drunk then me and my cousin. I had no seat belts on so I bent, which saved my life as railing broke window on my side and ripped off upper part of the seat. I jumped to water and swam so my mates did. The driver died a year later crushing another car into a tree. Cousin passed away a year ago due to alcohol abuse. My turn to die now I guess.