TUS 2

how much lamp oil do you think would render off'n one of those whales? I bet you could burn enough light to read the Dune series 2x or better.

So there was this zoo in Thailand who had an obese chimp. They had to take it to the clinic. How did they know it was obese? A bunch of black guys kept hitting on it...

Joke is not Burf proof, I saw it on Instagram

Looks like an attempted vehicular homicide at the end but we will never know.