Escape artist.

If they were considerate, they’d do the rear door. That way, while the escape artist is on the run or in jail, you’re not inviting every passer by to walk in and steal any stuff he has available.

I’d like to hear the explanation back at the precinct how 3 of them couldn’t contain one house one criminal.

He has a personalized car licence plate?

lol British people are adorable when they try to shout

"puwice!"