Definitely one of us

Sounds just like Joe Biden's on his way to get some ice cream

On his way to the park to watch the children play (with him).

But hang on a minute... when did Joe Biden grow a beard?

Leave that old man alone. He has probably fought for our country and he deserves to walk to the store with his balls hanging out. Now go shoot all the fuckers who can't pull their pants up and we have to see their shitty underwear.