That’s not how you split firewood

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

And over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?

It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood

It's log, it's log

It's better than bad, it's good

He asked them why they all flee to America, then start waving their shit hole country flags they just left & demanding to make the U.S. just like the shit hole they left. They could not handle his logic, so they lashed out.

Jeez, old hopalong the cripple was quick to dart in and steal the dudes belt.

Got wood?