When the mixtures simultaneously reach their crescendo

remember the facts, your liver can only process so much booze per hourr, so when youre pounding a beer every 10 minutes you have a back up in the system thats going to fk you up the next 2-3 hours, and when you start feeling it youre probably sevveral more deep, drink slow or the next morning youll wish you had died instead of waking up

He's got the dark beer so noone will notice that there is a puke inside. Clever.

dam, it all seems so familiar lol

and i ain't exactly a youth anymore dam