C'mon down...

I had a wagon years ago. The cargo bed was 4 by 8 feet long. I had shag carpeting covering it.

One guy looked in there and smirked, "I bet you got some rug burns back there."

His sister turned beat red and said nothing, he didn't know we had plenty of fun in there... ha ha ha

This was in my Youtube feed for weeks - funny that its here now as well.....

A 20ft. long station wagon with fake wood on it, a 3-speed auto with a collum shifter, a blue, vinyl bench seat in the front, a 0-60 time of 18 seconds and a funny guy pitching it to me with a foul mouth sounds like heaven.

I was definitely born in the wrong decade.