If that's not Confucius...

this needs to be ingrained into the psyche of all heterosexual female's

I had a Thai girlfriend for awhile. She was beautiful and would do literally anything for me without complaint. I'd still be with her if I didn't want white children more. If women were like they are today when I met my wife, I'd probably be over in Thailand now. I feel bad for the young men of today.

You should all be made aware that these are all transformers