Donkey

watching tons of porn and interviews with porn stars have me know this much: that might NOT be a big dick.

Camera angle, size and proportions of the guy ... if he's small, b ut has a regular sized dick, it will look big on him and in his hands.

Lots of guys date women who are way shorther than them ... and the guy's dick will look bigger, next to her.

So next time you take a piss or a shower ... remember that you penis only looks like that because of your own perspective. It looks very different to everybody else.

Looks like it grows toward the light, and he lives in Arizona, outside.

I thought it was Carol Burnett's earlob for a second.