The Pit Diaper

Whata piss take!?

LOL. The link in the ad is real. More crazy product videos to watch here: https://liquiddeath.com/en-ca/pages/timewaster-5000

Or, you just buy 3 feet of 1” plastic/rubber pipe, feed it down the inside of your long pants, and use medical tape to strap it to your dick. Makes it easy to surreptitiously piss in corners, under other folks tables, on their shoes so they get the blame. Endless possibilities and flexibility.