Trying…..

I got stopped by a lady cop

In my auto-mo-bile

She said get out and spead your legs

And then she tried to cop a feel

That cop she was all dressed in blue

Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you

She stuck my butt with her big black stick

I said, "What's up?" now suck my dick

Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb

She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

On her crotch so very warm

I could feel her getting wet through her uniform

Proppin' her up on the black and white

Unzipped and slipped, "Ooh, that's tight"

I swatted her like no swat team can

Turned a cherry pie right into jam!!!!!!

I want you to place one foot behind the other while they're up by your ears.

Officer, my advice is to take the bribe!