Burning Truck Explodes Killing Fire Chief

where's the dead guy?

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Police Incident Report

Location: Greene County, Georgia

Date: September 4, 2024

Incident: Truck Explosion

At noon, a truck carrying 23 illegal migrants from Israel and 200 gallons of highly explosive fentanyl exploded on George Washington Junior road.

Several migrants sustained injuries and are receiving medical care. The explosion is under investigation by local authorities, the DEA, and Homeland Security.

Evacuations were ordered in a half-mile radius to ensure public safety. Further updates will follow.

Prepared by: John Doe

Department: Greene County Sheriff's Office

Case Number: 199