Yep, This Belongs On Crazyshit.com

Friend of mine had a penis extension. This house looks ridiculous now

If I had a dick like that I would be unstoppable. I would be going around the supermarket just dropping it on people . I would probably end up in prison . Then I would be walking around jail swinging it around like a pool ball in a sock . Anyone give me any shit , I would use it to knock those motherfuckers out .

Good luck trying to tuck that thing. Might as well put a shoe on it and tell everyone it's a third leg.