Woman slaps dude. Dude responds appropriately

Tried to use some translation tools, might have failed. Still funny:

00:01:

I'm your son!

00:03:

I'll prove it to you tomorrow! What the fuck are you dancing about! I'm telling you that you're a jerk, so you're a jerk! Got it? Personality abuse... Well, then you'll prove that I'm not a jerk! At least third, third, she says! Seriously? No, no, no, no! Tell her not to touch him! No, no, no, no! You and her! Don't touch! Well, well, no!

00:33:

he got drunk

00:37:

How? He's so right. Just like that.

Never hit a woman... first.

Bitch slapped both of the pussies.