If you really wanna impress your lady this valentines day all you gotta do is take a couple yoga lessons and get a cucumber. Once you figure out how to give yourself a blowjob you won't need...If you really wanna impress your lady this valentines day all you gotta do is take a couple yoga lessons and get a cucumber. Once you figure out how to give yourself a blowjob you won't need that stupid fucking girlfriend.
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I thought it was a chick at first... I was getting readdy and everything...
Now I must gouge out my eyes, and pour bleach in the sockets!
YOU HAVE SAID IT JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JERRY
WHERE CAN I GO TO A YOGA CLASSESS RELL BAD!!!!!!!