Gun safety

Now you don't need be able to strip it down blindfolded, upsidedown under water with your hands tied behind your back in minus degree ice water at night in a tropical storm like a Navy Seal or Chuck Norris to know that the pointy end of a gun is where the magic happens.

Has he not seen a single movie in his life? Did he never play cowboy's and Indians when he was a kid? That's a pun BTW.

They should give one of these to every immigrant with instructions in every language how to look into the peep hole and push the button for their next assignment.

Fuck "Queers for Palestine", my go-to is

Guns for Fucking Morons.