The wrong hole...
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Beneath bustling ballroom, Brian beckoned Bianca. Both blushing, boldly bolted bathroom-bound. Behind bolted barrier, bodies bumped, breath bated... Brian's brief bathroom backdoor bid badly bungled. Banged basin, bruised buttocks. "Bollocks!", Brian bitterly barked. Bianca, bemused, burst belly-laughing. Blunders beget bonding..
Give her more alcohol, try again next bathroom break.
He did that on purpose