Cake Day whore

Rub it all over your fat fuck face, you filthy, fellating floozy. Yeah, that's it. Now rub the frosting all over your hair.

That's right in yah hair. I know you hate it. the more you hate it the more I like it. Now I'm gonna grab a fistful of your mop and fuck you from your big fat fucking behind, you shameful cow! *bubble bursts*

Oh shit, did I think that outloud?

am i the only one imagining that cake is shit

Brotha uhhhhhhhhh