Drive and Dive

I was REALLY hoping the car would roll over him and pop him like a swollen tick.

Just because it looks like a 4x4 , it has road tires, stupid electrics that control the diff locks. It's not a pedigree off roader.

The only thing these are good for, is driving through a muddy field without getting stuck. That's it. Get an old skool LR Defender, manually lock the diffs, put it in low ratio and you can drive anywhere on earth.

Seat belts... Just saying.